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Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith (But Totally Not) by Lys ap Adin (lysapadin)
Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
19 May 2013
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The one where Aomine's a hitman and Momoi's his handler and Kuroko is his target, and y'see, that's where it all gets kinda complicated...
"This one will be easy, you said. Practically a cakewalk, you said. No problems at all, you said. Hah!" Satsuki jammed a fresh clip into her Beretta, took a breath, and then threw herself around the corner, firing steadily to cover her retreat.
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This was never the life he’d ever envisioned himself having but it normally took a casual gun in the room for him to begin rethinking past decisions.
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This is the one in which there are passionate kisses, and guns fired, and the resolution to a cliffhanger.
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- Part 4 of Strippers n' Assassins 'verse
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Dean and Castiel's relationship starts to get more .. complicated. Feelings are messy, but the complex web of truths and lies they've spun to keep themselves safe is even more messy.
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- Part 3 of Strippers n' Assassins 'verse
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Castiel may be a stripper, but that doesn't stop Dean from getting jealous - and making sure Castiel knowns that he belongs to Dean.
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- Part 2 of Strippers n' Assassins 'verse
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In which Eridan Ampora is an almost-ruthless trained killer, and he has been given a new target- genius computer hacker Sollux Captor.
Meanwhile, Sollux is having the time of his life trolling the hell out of someone who wants him dead.
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Damaged People Gravitate Towards Damaged People by FlandusDestiel
Norman Reedus - Fandom, Norman Reedus/OC - Fandom
9 May 2013
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Hit-man/Mobster AU. Kasey O'Donnell's life has gone totally wrong. She decides escape and become someone else, but what happens when she falls in love with a guy who wants to know more about her past? What happens when her old life and its choices catch up with her? Will it chase her man away or will he help her chase away her troubles? Norman Reedus to be introduced in future chapter.
- Words:
- 2,093
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 25
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Everyone in the group has their special skills and areas of extreme expertise.
But then there's Stiles.
Honestly, Derek doesn't even know what the fuck Stiles is doing there.
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In a city like Homestuck you never no what going to happen. Mostly when there are so many deadly killers. But thats not the worst part. You must always watch out for those who have been sent to kill you. There are many who will kill for pay. Pranksters Gambit or Seadweller Hunters, and many more. they will kill bloody and painful or fast and easy. either way just watch your back.
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- 714
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 30
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Dean's an assassin who likes to round off a job well done with a dance from his favorite stripper, Castiel. Though when Dean begins to suspect that Castiel may have an inkling of his hardly conventional employment, well, it's time for the tables to turn a bit.
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- Part 1 of Strippers n' Assassins 'verse
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Bang Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down by bluehairedharlequin for TakeMyLife
My Chemical Romance
21 Apr 2013
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"His eyes are glazed with tears, while both his hands and mine cling on to our weapons like that was the only lifeline we have. The sun is rising and we’re on the roof of a skyscraper and we’re aiming our weapons at one another’s hearts.
I wonder how much of my own heart would shatter if I pulled the trigger."
Or the one where Frank and Gerard are on a rooftop aiming guns at one another and Frank wonders what the hell happened to them both.
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It's not every day a pretty girl finds an injured Assassin on the side of the road.
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- Part 2 of Non Timebo Mala, Non Timebo Mortem
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- 2,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 24
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Assassin Dean Winchester takes out a target. Again.
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- Part 1 of Non Timebo Mala, Non Timebo Mortem
- Words:
- 572
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 45
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You met for the first time in Spain, in the middle of the summer and, somehow, you always knew that's where things would end.
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Salvation by fili
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Mar 2013
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Kidnapped off the street by Thranduil, a wealthy scientist whose goal is to create the perfect assassin, Fili and Kili had their memories wiped of all but their names and the fact that they are brothers. Trained to be assassins under the pseudonym's Arrow and Blade, the brother's became well-known and highly feared. Years later their memories start coming back to them, and one terrible explosion later the brother's run for their lives, and their right to live free; with deception, blood, and Thranduil's best assassins hot on their trail.
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- Part 13 of Sun and Shadow
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“Do we have to start running for our lives?” He grumbles, voice still sleep-rough as he turns to hide his face in the pillows.
Stiles hums, mouth still full as he channel surfs to Fox News. “No,” he answers, making a face and bypassing it to Cartoon Network. “Body hasn’t been found yet. No one’s called it in, either.”
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LFN/Nikita 2010 AU. It's different, Agron thinks, when it is a mission you have chosen.
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Altaïr is infatuated with the local barista Malik. Being pressured by his friend, Ezio, he decides to ask Malik out and try to start a relationship from there.
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Written for a prompt from inception_kink: they are enemies, who fall in love with each other. AU where Ariadne is a dream assassin.
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“There’s you, there’s a gun, and the whole world is at your mercy. That was her life. And it was his too.” Spitfire!AU where Artemis Crock works as a gun for hire and a boy with red hair and green eyes follows her around the world because he’s determined to win the girl. Or, as Brella puts it: THEY’RE MAKING OUT AND THERE ARE GUNS!!!!