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    Stiles had never thought Derek capable of the cruelty he’d shown her. And she’d never thought she could be such a sad idiot as she was, but the child growing inside her proves her stupidity.

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    19/?
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    Where Captain Jaques Moriartie was a privateer in the East Indies for the French Crown. All he had to do was pick off every other type of ship that sailed by and leave the French alone.

    Captain Sherloque Maison had no letter of marque for the Red Beard. He was a pirate of the worst sort. He plundered ships that Captain Moriartie had in his sights. Worse yet, he not only stole Moriartie's ship, but the naturalist that he'd rightfully stolen for his ship's doctor. A naturalist with a secret that Maison divined in a moment and a wink.

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    2/?
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    An assassination attempt (or, as Blue insists, an attempt to scare the pants of her) results in her actually losing her pants. And her skirt. And pretty much every article of clothing. Fancy that.

    [“I’m fine,” Blue says, once she’s caught her breath. “Fine,” she tells Kíli before he even opens his mouth. She turns and takes both his hands, drawing him onto the bed, and once he’s settled she straddles him in one swift move. Kíli yelps. “Perfectly well, in fact,” she adds, sliding her hands across his chest and down to his belt. “Would you like me to prove it?”

    “Is now the best time?” Kíli asks weakly, though behind them Tauriel has gone the sort of still that means she’s watching very intently. Blue undoes his belt and tosses it aside.

    “I think now would be the perfect time,” she says. “It’s a good distraction. Besides—I do feel a bit giddy, still. Best to put that to good use.”]

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    The gardener comes by every day, sometimes with treats from his wife Bell and sometimes with one of his children. The children are always eager to hear tales of Nori’s adventures, always eager to see his beard, the strange hairstyle. And Nori tries to look forward to their visits too. He tries. There are times that he feels too tired, too old to tell them a story or to play with them. And it should be laughable, the fact that he isn’t old but feels it. But it’s not.

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    7/?
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    4
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    Hiccup never felt like she 'fit in' in her village. She always thought that if she could kill a dragon, those feelings would disappear, but when Hiccup finally meets a dragon in real life, she begins to wonder if dragons are indeed her foe - for this dragon certainly isn't. And then there is this boy who keeps using her as a landing pillow ...

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    3/?
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    19
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    3
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    It becomes obvious going into her second season that it isn’t hockey that Carey struggles the most with, it’s figuring out how to be a part of a team.

    Because being a goalie is all about keeping out - keeping pucks out of her net, keeping the other team out of her crease - but being a teammate is all about letting in.

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    12
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    7
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    “I think I’m on my phone enough as it is, you know, always texting and emailing, and people complain that I get back to them three, four days later, I’m not fast enough for that. I’m bad enough as it is, and I feel like I’m always on my phone.”

    Or; Five Times Pat emailed Jonny and one time he emailed her back.

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    When Bella came of age there were no courting gifts, not that she had expected any, much to her parent’s disappointment. While heartbroken at the thought of never being a wife or mother, a part of her had been relieved. If being barren already made her less than a woman, what would her spouse think when they found out she could also grow a beard? It was Bella’s most fiercely guarded secret, something she never confided even to her parents. And if she had had her way, she would have taken it to her grave.

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    3/?
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    35
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    Little Bella Baggins finds an unconscious dwarf one day, while looking for elves in the forest. In two weeks, she makes the strangest and loveliest friend she's ever had, only to lose him again when he takes his leave.

    He promised he would come back. For he was a king, and kings keep their promises. And his promise was something Bella never wanted to forget.

    But she left those childish fancies long ago. After all, she was a Baggins of Bag End, a proper and pragmatic lady who didn't live in impossible dreams about marrying kings or riding off on adventures. It just wasn't done.

    Too bad no one told her king that.

    (Or in which young Bella Baggins ropes a dwarf king into promising to marry her in exchange for saving his life, and a king keeps his promises no matter what)

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    49/?
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    Steve Rogers is on a mission with the famed Iron Man of legend & lore to retrieve a list of ingredients purported to create the Elixir of Life, for their employer, the eccentric and ailing scientist, Annie Stark.

    But when their dirgible is set-upon by a firebreathing Nazi, things take a turn for the worst, and connect the two to a figure from Annie's past...

    Featuring the Futuristic Land of Tomorrow, killer robots, mechanical hearts, magic potions, thrilling rides and attractions, indestructible tomatoes, and an exciting girlie show approved by Good Housekeeping Magazine!

     

    A combination of Iron Man Noir and Marvel Earth-3490, with a liberal dash of the first Iron Man film and the 616 Extremis arc.

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    After narrowly escaping from the Misty Mountains, Thorin Oakenshield and Company continue their quest to reclaim their homeland. They must pass through the deep south, avoid the perils of Mirkwood in Louisiana, and finally come to the Lonely Mountain in New Mexico. But what dangers and tricks is the dragon of the mountain preparing? What of the Orcs tracking them? And will Bramble Baggins be able to find the Arkenstone without becoming a victim of dragon fire? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield. Trigger Warning: Non-sexual violence against a woman and general sadism in chapters twenty-one and twenty-four.

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    8/25
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    Jamie Benn's not like other girls. Except for when she is.

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    Bella Baggins has had it up to here with her Grandfather and Gandalf the Gray. She is old enough to decide for herself whether she wishes to get married, thank you very much, and if they don't like it, then she is perfectly capable of leaving the Shire entirely and living her life elsewhere.

    She is not worried about her chances, not even after getting cheated by merchants. And robbed by bandits. And captured by Trolls.

    On second thought, she may not have thought this entirely through.

    But that doesn't mean that a grumpy dwarf on the run, one with sad eyes and far too many muscles, has any say in her life. Not even if she may have quite possibly, accidentally, ended up married to him.

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    1/?
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    Crowley has always been a creature caught in between. Between heaven and hell, grace and sin, love and duty, fate and choice.
    Caught with opposing forces pulling her, it's only a matter of time before, like a wishbone, it breaks her.

    Before she became Queen of Hell, before the Winchesters knew her, before the Apocalypse (take two)...there was just an angel and a demon together. Before everything fell apart.

     
    (Don't have to have read Good Omens before, but it'd help. I'm using it to add to SPN!Crowley's background.)

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    33/?
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    Stiles' holiday is changed when her neighbour (and long-term crush) Derek Hale crashes into her garden in the middle of the night. Thrown together because of jealousy and Cora, will they? Or won't they?

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    5/?
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    33
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    "In Chinese the characters for the word crisis can be translated to "dangerous opportunity""

    Or that time when Stiles needs something and Peter is there to help.

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    A quiet and funny night, it was all that I was asking for, Juliette and I were going to have a dinner and watch a movie like we used to do every weekend when I still lived with her, a girl’s night really, it wasn’t really a shock that it didn’t go as the plan.

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    When Kelly Burkhardt brings Adalind to Juliette's house Nick is there only by a occasion, and SHE is married to Captain Renard, and they have a child. Fem!Nick

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    Scott looks up, briefly, then glances back down into his own pumpkin. "Oh, I was just thinking about life as a pumpkin."

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    AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of ’92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he’d thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet

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    86/?
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    1118
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    “We at mycuddlebuddy.com strive to provide you with the best professional cuddling experiences”.

    In this fic Frank hires a professional cuddler named Gee to snuggle with him and guess what? Yes, they fall in love.

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    5,580
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    25
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    42
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    6
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    387

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