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    When Bella came of age there were no courting gifts, not that she had expected any, much to her parent’s disappointment. While heartbroken at the thought of never being a wife or mother, a part of her had been relieved. If being barren already made her less than a woman, what would her spouse think when they found out she could also grow a beard? It was Bella’s most fiercely guarded secret, something she never confided even to her parents. And if she had had her way, she would have taken it to her grave.

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    "What -" Derek stares for a few more moments, then squints, as if somehow willing his human reflection to return before his eyes widen in realisation. "NO!" He bellows, his now booming voice shaking the mirror as well as the surrounding walls.

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    9/?
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    Stiles had never thought Derek capable of the cruelty he’d shown her. And she’d never thought she could be such a sad idiot as she was, but the child growing inside her proves her stupidity.

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    23/?
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    Steve didn't know how it happened, one moment he's arguing with Natasha about how reckless she was, than he was kissing her. The problem with this? He's currently dating Sharon Carter.

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    Lydia and Stiles fall in a lake. It causes pack-wide panic. (Everyone is fine in the end.)

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    Gwaine calls Merlin a lady, and Merlin finds that she enjoys the compliment, much to Arthur's disdain

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    Instead of Bilbo Baggins, Bramble Baggins is born to Belladonna Took-Baggins and Bungo Baggins. To a pair of parents who never thought they would have a child, she's a blessing. To the rest of the Shire, she's a peculiarity.

    Now the master of Bag End, Bramble lives on her own, content with a life of peace and quiet. She's everything a Baggins should be.

    Enter Gandalf and the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. That rude Dwarf won't stop staring! It certainly doesn't help that they all think she's a male Hobbit...

    (Or, that one in which Bramble is a trouble magnet, and a lot more than she seems, but the world knows it even if the people don't.)

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    3/?
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    Title from "No Shows" by Gerard Way

    Gerard wasn't into the random cool punk drunk girl who had passed out in his arms, she was batshit crazy for one and who said she even liked him back? There was no way, Gerard wasn't that lucky.

    Ft. Always a Girl Frankie and cripplingly awkward, Artist Gerard.

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    6/?
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    5
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    Deanna is perfectly capable of salting-and-burning, decapitating vampires and shooting werewolfs.
    That doesn't mean she wouldn't welcome a rescue party right now.

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    5/20
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    Stiles had thought she’d found the one in Derek, sure he’d been ridiculously secretive about himself and his past, but none the less she’d fallen hard to him and believed he was a good man. But then one morning after a night together he was gone, he’d left without leaving behind a note and any of her attempts to contact him gave her nothing but tears of frustration and anger. And once she accepted he was gone, she decided to return back to Beacon Hills where the only people she could trust were.

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    Stiles didn’t think much about the way she looked, she didn’t care about attempting to look like all the other girls because what was the point really? No one liked her, well except for Scotty and that was more like a brotherly love and not the sort of “I want to explore every inch of your with my tongue and lips”. And anyway it wasn’t like she could afford to buy any of the pretty girly stuff Lydia and Allison wore, not unless she wanted to give-up on her mother’s Jeep.

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    Later, in a cheap motel room with the curtains closed and a window air conditioning unit blasting warm air, Dean and Castiel fucked for the first time. And it was ok. She’d wondered, of course; she’d wondered the first time they met, the moment Castiel’s wings flashed in their own thunderstorm. She’d wondered, but he was technically a virgin, and virgins with dicks weren’t exactly known for their sexual prowess.

    But Dean really liked to make him smile, so they kept fucking, and Castiel kept getting better, and all and all it was pretty awesome. He kissed her so sweetly, and it was maybe the first time her whole life that a man didn’t start to hate her as soon as she got on her knees. She started to look forward to the crackling in the air that meant Castiel was coming in for a landing. He could bring his messages of doom and gloom any day as long as she’d have beard burn between her thighs in the morning.

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    Watching the life he could’ve had was perhaps the worst punishment Jackson could’ve ever experienced, and yet experience it he did.

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    Be warned, beauty is not always found in within beautiful beings. Some shells are beautiful and magnificent on the outside but on the inside they are dark and poisonous to take caution.

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    The subject of another lai I shall now tell of Prince James and how he got his motto, and of Princess Sherlock and how her heart was changed. Then of the troubadour John too, and the road he traveled.

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    Stamford warned Jane about Sherlock's habit of dosing people.

    She'd moved her pile o' shite into her room. Taken a gander at the view out the space port window of the asteroid field and clomped back into the main room ready to lay down the law. She said in her very best, do not mess with me voice, "Sherlock!" Course, he was fussing around with an electron microscope and ignored her. But she figured this was important enough to get a little personal. She grabbed him by the chin and turned that bony face of his forward. "Sherlock," he blinked those had to be a bio upgrade green eyes of his at her. "I'm only going to say this once. If I find that you have ever… Ever dosed me with a biological, whether it messes with my suppressants or not, I will exact justice, understood." She squeezed that little bit.

    As it happened, he only messed with his own heats. Which given the things Stamford couldn't have thought to warn her about... well, that's the rest of the adventure.

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    It would surprise no one to know that Lord Sherlock was a fussy infant. Perhaps he knew that his Alpha father had died fighting the French in one of Britannia’s eternal wars with that vexing nation. He was only an infant, but in later years no one would have doubted he was capable of it.

    Until one day, the surprise was that he had stopped wailing. The child of a servant had crawled into Lord Sherlock's crib and was curled up with him. From then on little Joan Watson had a job, which was quite simple. Keep Lord Sherlock entertained.

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    Sara Locke's day job was unshackling herself upside down under water in a glass case.

    Investigating spiritualists preying on the unwary after the War to End all Wars was merely her hobby. A hobby that took a slight turn for the odd.

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    2/2
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    Karen meets her new lawyers, they've been practicing law for 7 hours and one is blind.

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    6/?
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