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    Harry honestly never expected to have so much drama over one fucking bag. Well-- It was actually quite an amazing bag, his mum stitched his name on it and everything, but! It was literally just cloth holding his books! So, when a mixup happened and Harry suddenly had the King of Scream's schoolbag, he melted.

    Like, we need a mop on Aisle Four, because he won't fucking move. Shock does stuff to you, I guess.

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    In which Harry and Draco are oblivious idiots(as always), Neville is actually the chosen one, and Ginny just wants some fucking chocolate. Also the author uses the word 'fuck' too much, whilst incorporating as many cliches and tropes as she can.

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    After the final battle Harry learns some unsettling truths about himself and those who he trusts the most. Forced to come to terms with the revelations, Harry decides to get even with those who've wronged him and embrace who he his by going back to when it all started.

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    31/?
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    Rewrite of original story Shadowed Malice on FF.Net.
    Finished over six years prior, due to the painful plot gaps and spelling errors the story is being entirely rewritten.
    Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived written in a realistic way.

    Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation at this point.

    Considering the only family he trusts is a reckless snake and a falcon-looking owl, Harry has quite a bit of work.
    That won't be a problem, after all, playing chess he always wins in the end.

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    44/?
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    Harry had enough of it, of all of it... who knew that one day he would find a book that would send him in a different universe to his? In a different body? In a different time? He did.

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    3,658
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    A collection of random snippets. Some of these snippets included sneak peaks off up coming stories, and some are original versions of different stories.

     

    Everything is centered around Harry Potter characters.

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    87/106
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    It's Harry's third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and just like the last two, it promises to be anything but restful. House tensions are high, Harry's twin Jules, the darling of Gryffindor, doesn't like Harry any better than before, and on top of all that there's an escaped murderer on the loose who's apparently hell-bent on taking his revenge on both Potter twins.

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    6/12
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    250
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    53
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    At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path.

    *time travel*

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    39/?
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    Some people only have one soulmate. Other people have multiple, all for different purposes, or sometimes they would be your soulmate in multiple aspects. Sometimes, you're someone's soulmate but they're not yours and sometimes, these soulmates last through different lifetimes. Sometimes you don't get the hint at finding your soulmate, and some don't truly have any.

    And so entails a story where the trials and tribulations of finding supposed happiness with your soulmates is attainable through working against the odds and maybe sometimes ignoring the issues of society.

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    3/?
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    AU. The Sorting Hat doesn’t just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry’s head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren’t helping much.

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    40/?
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    978
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    El sueño del pequeño Harry Potter es gobernar el mundo. Y ni siquiera sus amigos podrán detenerlo, aunque no es como si quisieran hacerlo, después de todo para ellos el lema de "si no puedes con el enemigo, únete a él", funciona. Y muy bien.

    O en donde Harry Potter tiene muchas ideas descabelladas y las personas que lo rodean sólo pueden seguirle la corriente.

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    Español
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    What happens when the twins send experimental wizarding pranks to their older brother Percy. What happens when their prank takes a wrong turn and ends up de-aging their brother instead? What secrets will come out and will the Weasley family ever be the same. And what's this the Slytherin's aren't pretentious assholes?

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    3/?
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    Wojna domowa to jednak paskudna rzecz, myślał Albus Potter, stojąc w kącie salonu Malfoyów, popijając czarną kawę i dyskretnie przyglądając się zebranym tu ludziom. Co innego, gdy wróg atakuje z zewnątrz, wtedy prościej sądzić winnych, oceniać, budować nowy porządek. A gdy wewnątrz społeczności tak małej, jak nasza, wybucha krwawy konflikt, można z góry przewidzieć, że przez kolejne stulecie nie ma co marzyć o spokoju. Niby minęło ćwierć wieku od ostatniej wojny, a wszyscy odczuwamy jej skutki. Wszyscy jesteśmy zamieszani w tę sieć wzajemnych antypatii, wszyscy płacimy za błędy, swoje lub nieswoje. Wszyscy dziedziczymy grzechy naszych ojców.

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    12/?
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    “Not Slytherin, eh?” said the small voice with a touch of malicious glee. “Are you sure? You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.."

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    17/?
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    42
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    Dealing with Demons always has it's drawbacks, but at least her Charlie was safe.

    The Potters were a model family in the wizarding world; their pictures appeared in papers and magazines across the magical world. They just seemed so...perfect. Of course they were though, the Boy-Who-Lived's family had to be perfect, right? Little do they know that the Potters are hiding more than their fair share of dirty little secrets.

    Abandoned by the only family they've ever known, Hadrian and Hector Potter get found by chance and taken into a world they've never imagined existed. One where they weren't just a pair of freaks anymore. Come their eleventh birthday Hogwarts better look out...revenge is a dish best served cold.

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    4/?
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    31
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    Albus still didn't fully understand what magic young Lily had wrought that night. At the time, he'd only been grateful her noble sacrifice had earned them peace, however temporary. He should have looked into it deeper. He should have done something. Unknowingly, long dead, that arrogant girl might just have ruined everything.

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    6/?
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    41
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    During a freak hurricane, five-year-old Tom Riddle was somehow separated into two beings. One stayed and grew into the infamous Lord Voldemort. But the other, the other somehow found his way fifty years to the future. Growing in an orphanage along with a boy named Harry Potter, young Riddle grew fascinated with the boy. And in that fascination, grew a goal: Harry Potter will belong to Tom Riddle. However, many obstacles stand in the way including a cautious Dumbledore, and the other Tom, Lord Voldemort himself, who wants to kill Tom's Harry.

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    2/?
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    44
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    1705
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    Based off of the Tumblr Prompt of Dark Trio mixed with the typical Tomarry Time Travel Cliche

    Even with every eye in the Wizarding World on them, Harry, Hermione, and Ron slip around Hogwarts unseen. Their wands thrum with hidden remnants of dark magic and their smiles are sharp and bloodthirsty when no ones watching. They are powerful, they are driven, and they are just a touch too apathetic to others pain.

    A mistranslated ritual sends them back in time, to where they would best succeed and flourish, and now Harry is building up his own inner circle and challenging Tom Riddle for the top spot in Slytherin. Rivaling groups threaten to split Slytherin apart as both leaders work towards a similar goal and catch the others interest.

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    5/?
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    The Potter name is nothing but a curse to the now sixteen-year-old Albus Severus Potter. Although he might resemble his father physically, that is where the similarities end. Albus struggles to live up to the legacy of his father, feeling like he's lef every one down. Growing distant from his family, the only thing keeping him together is his best friend Scorpius Malfoy. But, because of his family's past, Harry is wary of his son's friendship with Scorpius, blaming him for Albus' change in personality. With the pressure of judgment, expectations, and his own mind, on his shoulders, Albus must overcome the thoughts in his head and decide where his loyalties lie.

    A Cursed Child rewrite

    I, like many other fans, was disappointed with the plot of The Cursed Child play, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. While I took little bits or lines from the play that I thought were good, I completely changed the plot. So here is my version of The Cursed Child, with no queerbaiting, exploding cauldron cakes, and absolutely no time travel!

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    19,203
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    10/?
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    34
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    142
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    18
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    What if Harry was sorted into Slytherin? With a manipulative prat on the prowl and a plot to steal the Philosopher's Stone coming into fruition, change is about to come to the wizarding world. Will Harry foil the plot to steal the stone? Will Ron save Harry from the manipulative prat, that is Draco Malfoy?

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    English
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    14,791
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    76
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    There hadn't been a Grey Lord in hundreds of years… not until Harry Potter. Born to the light, but marked by the dark, how would Harry's life have changed if he was the Grey Lord of the Wizards? With a little bit of of Arthurian legend and a whole lot of book-slinging, Harry changes the wizarding world using the one thing it sorely lacked: common sense.

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    English
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    124,035
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    425
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    2350
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    965
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    48274

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