20 Works in Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials

Listing Works

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    Mayhem goes on a joyride of a the UFO variety.

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    English
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    1,050
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    143
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    Mayhem descends upon the 12th precinct. It's all downhill from there.

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    English
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    1,158
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    1/1
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    1
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    9
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    144
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    Flo and Mayhem confront something a lot worse than just a bad driver.

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    1,285
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    1/1
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    1
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    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    104
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    A little story I wrote about Jake x Flo

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    1,119
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    1/1
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    3
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    9
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    205
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    Milt blinked at the sight Russ presented. The detective was wearing a rumpled black suit that Milt didn't think he'd seen him in before; his hair was disheveled and looked longer than usual, and he sported a white butterfly bandage above one brow.

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    English
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    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    578
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    The day she turned eleven, Flo woke up to a letter delivered to her by a surly duck.

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    1,488
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    1/1
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    1
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    132
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1479
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    Loki contemplates whether he should gouge his eyes out or dig through his brain with a dagger to remove the memory.

    Series
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    English
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    302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    179
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    “What, you think I'm responsible?” Mayhem looked as though he couldn't decide whether to be offended or flattered. “I specialize in minor damage. Broken windows. Fender benders. Sprained ankles. The occasional roof crushed by a tree, tops. This is Act of God level.”

    Or, like the title says: Flo. Mayhem. The zombie apocalypse. What more do you need, really?

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    English
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    5,256
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    22
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    46
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    9
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    535
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    Flo has to make some adjustments when one of the infected invades her store.

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    English
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    564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    313
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    Mayhem and Mala take the trickster gods to a get together whether they want to or not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,060
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    373
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    Charley Dixon was in a very bad situation. He might just have to make a deal with the devil. Takes place after TtSCC 2.20 “To the Lighthouse” and post-Chosen.

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    English
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    741
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    121
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    Mayhem is coming, spreading chaos and destruction in his wake.

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    18
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
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    196
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    When Mayhem calls, it can be difficult not to answer.

    Language:
    English
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    4,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1323
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    Mayhem celebrates the season.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    479
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    It's date night. What could possibly go wrong?

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    English
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    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    448
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    Mayhem thought his soul pair would be much more like himself.

    It's disappointing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    468
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    Commercials are weird. I'm on a horse.

    Language:
    English
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    43
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    322
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    Curiosity may have killed the cat but it gave two tricksters a new friend.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,238
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    832
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    "He looked like a washed-up actor who had mugged an accountant on his way to the local bar." Mayhem meets his match...or does he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1220
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    Mayhem is coming, just like the commercials say, but I don't think this is quite the definition they meant. Mayhem does his thing on a woman not insured by Allstate and mass hysteria (and sex) happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    619

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