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    Lemony Snicket is a storm, an uninvited mess out of nowhere which leaves without explanation. Moxie Mallahan is a small town girl whose life’s course has been forever changed by a storm.

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    Please find enclosed herein the misfiled fourteenth (14) report from the previously numbered thirteen (13) reports filed under “Suspicious Incidents” in our archives.

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    Fire destroys.

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    Moxie hasn't seen Lemony Snicket in years, when the news suddenly breaks of his 'death'. And that seems to be that; until he turns up suddenly in her home, insisting she tell nobody about his presence. Needless to say, Moxie isn't pleased. Not one bit.

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    I am tired of tears and laughter,
    And men that laugh and weep;
    Of what may come hereafter
    ...
    And everything but sleep.
    -Algernon Charles Swinburne, "The Garden of Proserpine"

    Moxie Mallahan travels to the City in search of a mother who left her years before and the young man she believes can find her. Decades later, Beatrice Baudelaire washes ashore in Stain'd-by-the-Sea in pursuit of her adopted siblings. Sometimes, they discover, family is not a thing that can be easily defined.

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    "She has to tell herself, she always has to do it, to remember when to live the moment and be happy: I am here. I am here.”

    “What happened to his taxi remained, for a long time, unclear.”

    Of how Kit Snicket came to be a taxi driver. One that drives all sorts of passengers.

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    A missing fragment of an intricate plot. A shard in the eye of good and evil. Is moral relativism relative? Are we stranded at large between the devil and the deep blue sea?

    Of how M. came to meet Ellington Feint, in one decayed Stain'd-by-the-Sea.

    There was a girl, and there was a town, and there was a woman. There were footsteps on the beach, and unforgiving wind on the cliff. There were wanderers who wondered where all the birds had gone, and why all the world was red. There were broken, enigmatic hearts and shaken ones.
    This is an eerie encounter, this is a hopeless quest. But what does it matter, as long as we passed the gates singing?

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    Of how the Duchess offered a way out of VFD to M. and V., the last of the Inked. Or was it to Beatrice and Bertrand? This is hard to tell.

    "The Duchess is ever so thoughtful, if a bit oblivious."

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    It is sad and melancholic and bitter, it is a metaphorical tale. We used to be heroes, but now we're stained. Sometimes we feel like sealess children. A long way from home.
    [All the Wrong Questions/ An Unfortunate Series of Events fandom. After Lemony's departure, Stain'd-by-the-Sea was left to grow, on its own.]

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    "Mrs Baudelaire said she would buy the flowers herself."

    Of how Beatrice settled down.

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    Every great slaughter needs a myth of origins.

    Of how VFD came into existence. And how M. and V. came to be the Last of the Inked.

    [Transcript of MS Epsilon as found in the ashes of the Winnipeg estate.]

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    Charles and Sir, caught up in VFD and various other worldly troubles, find time for baking cookies together, thrice.

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    Once, a sprawling organization chose to imprint children's skin with a mark that could mean anything. Once, two kids were tattooed into the heart of a Schism, and they were the very last ones. The Last of the Inked. So they ran to go where the world was quiet, but the world frowned to them, and eventually they had to see for themselves what that noise was.

    If there is nothing out there, we might as well write way too definite letters to each other, right?

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    "Don't flatter yourself, Snicket. You're the only person in this godforsaken town that I can tolerate"
    Lemony raised an eyebrow. "I'll take that as a compliment" he smirked.

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    Two years since the incident on the Thistle of the Valley, Lemony has finally returned to the city though he is determined to stay hidden from everyone he has let down. When he's forced to face his old associates and the V.F.D at large, Lemony is unsure that he is still noble enough to make a difference in the lives of his tired colleagues, or in his own for that matter.

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    He didn't really remember what else had happened, he only felt the down again, up again nausea rolling through his stomach as Kellar Haines opened the door.

    One-shot, set between atwq 3 and 4. Title from Sleeping At Last's Mercury.

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    A little bit of a drabble on Lemony, pain, and the things you do for love.

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    Who is the mysterious stranger seeking a Snicket in Stain'd-by-the-Sea? Why is water rapidly rising in the Clusterous Forest? Can rootbeer floats really cure all ills? Are these all the wrong questions?

    A series of mostly unconnected ficlets (with the exception of "The Quiet Quay", which directly follows "The Flooded Forest" and "The Valorous Volunteer), some of which take place in the same universe, some of which don't. Some of them intersect briefly; some of them contradict each other.

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    Lemony figured that the nightmares would pass, even though they felt horribly, horribly real.

    Of course, they didn't, and it didn't help when people started dropping like flies.

    Something is coming.

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    Moxie knows that she shouldn't care that he is in danger.
    She does anyways. After the events on the train, she's scared and untrusting of almost everyone, but she still can't manage to tear herself away from the mystery that is Lemony Snicket.

    All in all, forgiveness is a long process.

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