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under this bright sun by darkseraphina
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek (2009)
20 May 2013
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Only a fool would be discontent on such a world, tucked into an airy bungalow situated on private beach, with ten days between himself and anything resembling work, and with views like this.
Jim and Bones take some well-deserved shore leave.
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"Sherlock Holmes had been through twenty sleeping cycles – sixty earth days – before the aliens brought him a mate." Alternate universe. Almost literally.
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A married Jim and Spock along with their daughter and very pregnant Nyota are visiting Spock’s family on the new Vulcan colony. Things start to fall apart very quickly and only get worse as secret start to come out. Then Jim gets a phone call from Iowa that makes everything worse.
If your idea of a good family vacation is no one ends up in a hospital, no one gets arrested, and no one dies, you may understand what Jim and Spock are going through.
Pairings: Established S/K and Perspective Bones/Uhura with past S/K/U, S/U, and Scotty/Uhura
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- Part 2 of Modern Family Starfleet Style
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Aliens made them do it.
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"We have got to stop waking up like this," Kate mumbled into the pillows.
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4 Times Clara Kissed the Doctor and One Time He Kissed Her Instead by spaciireth
Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
16 Apr 2013
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What it says on the tin.
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Francis a la solution pour qu'enfin cesse la guerre froide : C'est la faute aux aliens !
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- 2/2
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 31
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Jared never expected his ass to become the star of the show when he and Jensen find themselves trapped in a cave on an alien world.
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In the Event of an Accidental Marriage, Please Fill Out Form 27b-6 by toastfic
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
8 Apr 2013
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What it says on the tin.
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Steve Rogers would defend his friends with anything at his disposal, his strategy, his intelligence, his strength, his shield, his very life. Anything.
This is the story of the five times he protected Natasha. With his penis.
But things aren't quite as simple as that.
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I Do It All For You by affectingly, canistakahari, daunt, seanchaidh
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
25 Mar 2013
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It's supposed to be a routine mission. Have a dinner, negotiate a trading agreement, then point the Enterprise at the second star to the right and straight on till morning. It doesn't happen that way.
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10 Signs Your Boyfriend and Captain are More than Just Attracted to (in Love with) each other by Misscar
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
22 Mar 2013
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Because Jim Kirk is Jim Kirk, it's hard to tell when he is more than just attracted to someone. Also, how exactly do you tell if your boyfriend is falling in love with someone else i.e. your captain? From personal experience, Lt. Uhura has come up with 10 signs to look for in each, to see if your captain may just be in love with your boyfriend and just maybe that your boyfriend may just love him back.
In other words, a Jim and Spock love story entirely from Nyota's perspective without extreme character bashing.This is the remastered version of “10 Signs Your Captain Is More than Just Attracted To Your Boyfriend.” and "10 Signs Your Boyfriend Is In Love with Your Captain."
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Performance Anxiety by platypus (kite)
Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who
12 Mar 2013
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The Doctor and Donna face an age-old dilemma: shag, or die?
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A Very Hospitable Species by platypus (kite)
Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who
12 Mar 2013
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"Are you trying to say you took me to an orgy? By accident?"
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Arthur and Merlin are abducted by aliens and subjected to probing.
See notes for details about the warnings.
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"Just when you thought it was safe to go to other planets" - re-recorded podfic of Astolat's story.
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The pale answer to the "Fuck Or Die" scenario.
With only death and imprisonment to look forward to in the great Troll Empire, Sollux and Karkat sign on to a desperate plan to escape their fates on Alternia. However, upon finally making it to the yet unconquered borders, they discover that trolls are appreciated even less outside of the Empire than they are within. Captured and enslaved by an alien species, Karkat finds his ability to sooth Sollux's broken mind is the deciding factor in whether his best friend lives or dies.
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SG-1 and Martouf/Lantash arrive on a planet where men are considered second-class citizens. Sam needs to figure out how to save the men, and it turns out she needs to marry Martouf/Lantash in order to do so.
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The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones by bluegeekEM
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 Jan 2013
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Seven kisses Jim and Leonard had to perform in public and one that was private, and simply for themselves.
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My work for the Gift Exchange during Kurtofskyfest. Prompt: Aliens come to Earth thinking Dave and Kurt are the rulers of the planet and tradition for the aliens is to make a proper alliance: they need to see the planet’s mating process.