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    Willow and Cordelia are trapped in the crypt. There's a vampire trying to get in. There's no way to get out. They're going to die soon anyway. And one of them is already a lesbian...

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    Hoseok rubs at his face with both hands. "So.” He takes a deep breath and lets it out in a little breathy laugh. “The aliens want you to have sex."

    Namjoon looks to Taehyung.

    “Yeah,” Taehyung answers.

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    a collection of short stories from prompts on tumblr!

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    Инопланетяне заставили их сделать это!

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    Jim's impromptu bachelor party has taken on a distinctly Bacchanalian flavor, casual nudity and brightly colored drinks of suspicious origin everywhere.

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    Basically a weird wedding present leads to interesting places.

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    After five years, Jim Kirk thought he had had seen it all. It isn't until an encounter with an alien race on the edge of the Beta Quadrant that turns Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's worlds upside down.

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    This is Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's journey to parenthood as they await the births of their children that they never thought they would have.

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    So when you have a container full of strange liquid from space and have a sample of said liquid that turns out is a alien who sends signals to make a person act on their desires for the aliens on gratification what do you do?

    Write a tentacle porn story on it.

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    “Guess it wouldn’t do to start a galactic incident just because we didn’t want to hold hands and play nice.”

    McCoy and Chekov do the fake dating for the mission.

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    Isabela does a few favors for the Inquisition, and then she does a few favors for Josephine. All's fair in sex and piracy.

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    When a mission goes awry, some of Torrent Company, plus a Senator of Naboo and her Handmaiden, get lost on a planet with its own unique challenges.

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    Tony is not known for making great decisions in life-threatening situations. But when you have one hour left to live and you're trapped in the belly of an alien ship with an attractive guy who hasn't had sex in decades... Well, what's the point of holding onto resentment?
    He isn't counting on actually surviving that hour... and ending up in bed with one Bucky Barnes again... and again... and again. Awkward. Fuck his life. Seriously, are all the villains somehow conspiring to bring him and Bucky together?

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    The local authority will excute Chekov because of an accidental transgression. To save him, Jim has to have ritual sex with Spock. Chekov's saved, but Jim worries that his relationship with Spock will be destroyed forever.

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    Humans are the only known species to have Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics in their biology, but the starship Enterprise is on a mission to make peace with a race of humanoids who have been strictly imitating the dynamics, along with the misogyny that came with them, for decades. When James Kirk beams down, along with his First officer, Spock, to make the final arrangements of the treaty, things seem to be going their way. That is, until it's revealed that Spock is an omega who has "repressed his nature."

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    The Galra gave Matt an implant to cause him intense pain only relieved by sex. The Galra gave Shiro.... Matt.

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    Sometimes the only explanation is an alien virus.

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    Jim was playing matchmaker again and McCoy was not happy about it. The fact that he had to spend the rest of the evening clinging to Spock like a damsel in distress was bad enough, but teaching him how to act like they were together? It'd be easier to cure Denobulan malaria.

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    Rey and Kylo are stranded together on a world without technology where they cannot use the Force.

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    When SG1 are convicted of blasphemy, they can be saved only if one of them is prepared to undergo a ritual of submission to the local King. Daniel volunteers, but does Jack's solution to the problem make things better or worse for Daniel?

    [Originally printed in Pretense #1]

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