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    Rodney hat seine eigenen Vorstellungen von interplanetaren Begegnungen

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    When Benedict Cumberbatch went on Top Gear and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

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    Jack and the Doctor are chosen to participate in a fertility festival

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    After five years, Jim Kirk thought he had had seen it all. It isn't until an encounter with an alien race on the edge of the Beta Quadrant that turns Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's worlds upside down.

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    This is Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's journey to parenthood as they await the births of their children that they never thought they would have.

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    Someone, or something is screwing with Jack's personal life. Call it 'fate', call it 'karma' or call it the 'cosmic joker', Jack is going to find out what's doing it, but more importantly, why?

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    The things some people will do to get a treaty signed!

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    The alien queen stood, and the audience hushed. "We have been blessed by such a display," she said. "I do not think that our people have seen a pair of warriors so in tune with each other in a long time. How long have you two been married?"

    Melinda blinked. Married?

    "Oh, we're not --" Bobbi said, and then shut her mouth with a click of her jaw.

    "Then you must allow me to marry you! A couple such as you should not be forced to wait one minute longer."

    (The 'Bus is kidnapped by aliens, who politely offer to marry Bobbi and Melinda. Who are they to refuse such an offer?)

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    The team starts acting like teenagers, and it's all the aliens' fault.

    Vaguely inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's episode "Band Candy".

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    Aliens kidnap Jane and Loki and make them have sex. (That's it, that's the whole story.)

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    "La orden del Almirante Pike sólo sirvió para recordarles que no, no iban a una fiesta de disfraces y que la misión enfrente tenía los mismos riesgos de un Primer Contacto con una especie particularmente agresiva..."

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    Everything felt wrong, but Sam wanted it to be right.

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    Four times Christine Chapel didn't kiss Leonard McCoy and one (well two) time(s) she did.

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    Cameron and Daniel have a casual sort of relationship that they keep discrete and away from the base (or so they think) until a visit to a planet with temple ruins that may have been built by a contingent of Ancients brings the two of them face to face with everything between them, because what is between them is increasingly Cameron's belly.

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    The five times Jim and Leonard accidentally get married, and the one time it wasn’t an accident.

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    Set in a universe with no DADT. When faced with the choice of having sex with each other or die, John's past comes back to haunt him. Determined to not let consent issues ruin their friendship, a talk leads to some surprising revelations.

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    Jack, Ianto, and Toshiko are hit with alien sex spray.

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    Kirk and Spock are negotiating Federation entry with the Athosian government while the Enterprise is away on delivery duties, when one misunderstanding leads to another.

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    Two Agents and a tentacled creature, alone in the building. Yeah, I wonder how this one will go.

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    “May the force be with you.” John smirked, couldn’t help it, and wondered if this was how the Jedi felt. A constant hum from within. Deep within.

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