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    Sam and Artie wake up in a spaceship and the aliens demand they have sex. As alien loving boyfriends, they readily agree. Written for the free space on my trope bingo card- Fuck or Die.

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    "Seriously," Charles said, and stared at the alien. "Seriously. No."

    "A successful mating demonstration will earn you food," the alien reminded them helpfully, from the other side of the clear glowing door.

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    Коллекция драбблов, от канона до АУ, от кидфика до чтения мыслей.

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    A humorous series of short fics and drabbles of tropes that people generally stay away from, to illustrate that the action itself is not abuse, it's the intent behind it. Crackfic, plain and simple.

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    On Horizon, Ro insists on proof that Blake and Avon are a married couple before they can negotiate terms for trading monopasium to the rebellion.

    They're a bit annoyed by the camera monitoring, but eh, there's a nice fruit basket, and it's been ages since Avon's had a banana.

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    Spock senses Jim is dissatisfied with their sexual encounters, but Jim refuses to tell him why. He goes to his counterpart for advice and follows it the next chance he gets. Set several months after Into Darkness. A kinky one shot that is becoming a kinky novel of undetermined length. It just refuses to die! :)

    K/S is the main pairing. The other pairings appear but do not play a major role.

    "Sex is one of those impulses that comes forth from within that cannot be denied. You can squelch it and contour it and regulate it, but it's an impulse that continues to come forth, sometimes more than others, but it continues to come forth."

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    Peter Parker's mind has been switched with Wolverine's. And just before he was going to make a sex tape with Jean Grey...

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    A collection of ficlets written from prompts given to me by a friend. They range from the weird to...the really weird. All are totally unconnected and fairly ridiculous. Characters tags and fandoms will be added as I go.

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    Fanfic Cliché # 4 - The Jam version:

    The aliens made me do it 2.0

    A.K.A. It wasn't me, it was the mushrooms (probably).

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    Hal loves Felix. Just...not quite like that. However, in order to avoid getting deported from the planet where Felix is, as Hal says, "The Great and Powerful Whatever" (it's a translation issue), Hal needs to do something fast. And Felix, whose Council is urging him to get married and quick, to avoid interplanetary conflict, has a solution for both of them.

    Basically 12.5 thousand words of porn thinly veiled as plot. You have been warned.

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    When Weyrwoman Maenida comes to grief during Threadfall, the repercussions are disastrous. The Fighting Wings suffer crippling losses, and the Lower Caverns are left in turmoil. Weyrleader Sh'vek's options are limited...but that only makes it all the more essential for him to keep a tight hold on the reins of power.

    Rahnis of Ista, brought in to assist junior weyrwoman Delene, soon discovers that her new responsibilities will be even harder to manage than she imagined. Torn from her weyrmate, she struggles to find a workable solution that will make everything right...though it will, inevitably, exact a price.

    But for some people, it's not all bad news. He may have been given leadership of the worst Wing ever to grace the skies of Pern, but for bronzerider F'ren the situation offers only opportunity. Turning his Wing around well enough to make a difference for the better is only the beginning: F'ren has no intention of resting on his laurels, no matter how hard his Weyrleader tries to stymie him.

    Thread, however, cares little for human politics. All Thread does is kill.

    [Set in the 5th Pass with a fully original character cast. All stories in this series can be read independently.]

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    A human warrior from Azeroth finds herself thrust into a world no one knew existed, deep in the Twisting Nether where a civilization of Ethereals will force her to compete in sexual gladiator contests. Not that she's complaining.

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    John was stuck there trying to think peaceful thoughts surrounded by ridiculously attractive naked people. It wasn’t easy.

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    Es gibt ein kulturelles Missverständnis und Jack und Daniel finden etwas heraus, was sie sonst vielleicht noch nicht herausgefunden hätten.

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    “I think we have a big intercultural misunderstanding here,” I interfered. “Look, we are peaceful explorers and ...”

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    “I have had you, but what of your symbiont? What of Dax?”

    Trills are not the only species with a symbiotic relationship.

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    They have to have sex in order to save humanity. It was for the kink meme what were you expecting?

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    The pale answer to the "Fuck Or Die" scenario.

    With only death and imprisonment to look forward to in the great Troll Empire, Sollux and Karkat sign on to a desperate plan to escape their fates on Alternia. However, upon finally making it to the yet unconquered borders, they discover that trolls are appreciated even less outside of the Empire than they are within. Captured and enslaved by an alien species, Karkat finds his ability to sooth Sollux's broken mind is the deciding factor in whether his best friend lives or dies.

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