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    When the heat spikes and 51st century pheromones are at play, the sexual tension between the Doctor and Rose reaches it's boiling point.

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    Captured by hostile aliens on his quest to find his Creators, Optimus meets a stranger who is more than what he seems. Post-AO3.

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    It’s billed as a diplomatic mission, supposed to be a piece of cake, and Batman asked Kaldur specifically to lead the delegation. It’s an honour. And the Rannians aren’t hostile; it really is supposed to be a parade of well-wishing and getting to know your galactic neighbours.

    Kaldur does get to eat some cake, too. That’s when everything goes wrong.

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    Drax and Peter go undercover at an alien sex club. What could possibly go wrong?

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    “Carter, have we been arrested for being single?”
    “It seems like it, sir. Hopefully Daniel can talk us out of this one.”

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    Cameron loves John. John loves Cameron, too. Todd desires John. Cameron is jealous of Todd because Todd wants John for himself.
    What will happen when they are trapped together on an unknown planet by a hostile tribe?

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    Your average “aliens made them do it” smut. Strapped down to a table, Rose has to save the Doctor’s life by licking his chest clean. 100% plot-free porn. Yuhuu! I’ve never written smut before this and therefore, don’t expect much. Like any first time, this probably sucks. It’s a gift for my lovely friend madjules. May the protocols of our chat leading to that always remain between you, me and the CIA guy who observes us.

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    Will has married Hannibal Lecter on forty-three planets already. What's one more? A Stargate Atlantis AU.

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    Lorelei escaped again. This time she takes Phil, but she gives him to Melinda as a gift. A gift, Melinda can’t refuse. This is an ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT!

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    Really, Pegasus is in sore need of a porn channel.

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    “Are we okay?” Steve said, a little anxiously. Sam dragged his eyes away from Lorelei and pulled him into a hug, laughing, and said, “Dude, don’t even,” while Lorelei smiled beneficently on them both.

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    Pretty much what the title suggests, really.

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    The Doctor and Donna visit an alien planet and it all goes wrong.

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    "Well," Bellamy says dryly, "this whole diplomacy thing sure is going great."

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    After taking refuge in an alien shrine, Sam and Daniel are in for a surprise. It’s enough to permanently ruin their vocabulary. Response to a long-dead-aliens-made-them-do-it challenge.

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    When Benedict Cumberbatch went on Top Gear and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

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    Jack and Daniel take advantage of a local custom for a little quality time.

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    The Doctor and Rose materialize in an alternative Oxford where the Doctor literally trips over a dead body and is arrrested by the DI in charge...

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    Stiles grabs his werewolf boyfriend by his stupidly attractive face and explains, "We got zapped up by aliens. We're stuck in a room with a bed and a set of vibes and lube. What does that tell you?"

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    "And you really think this is worth getting married for?"

    Rodney gave him his You Are An Unspeakable Moron glare. "It's not like it counts," he said. "You just tick the box on the mission report form saying you don't wish the marriage to be ratified."

    John stared. He knew he was kind of haphazard with his paperwork sometimes, but- "There's a tickybox for alien weddings?"

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