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    Tony is not known for making great decisions in life-threatening situations. But when you have one hour left to live and you're trapped in the belly of an alien ship with an attractive guy who hasn't had sex in decades... Well, what's the point of holding onto resentment?
    He isn't counting on actually surviving that hour... and ending up in bed with one Bucky Barnes again... and again... and again. Awkward. Fuck his life. Seriously, are all the villains somehow conspiring to bring him and Bucky together?

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    a collection of short stories from prompts on tumblr!

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    To save Chekov from execution because of an accidental transgression, Jim is forced to have ritual sex with Spock as penance. Chekov's life is saved, but Jim worries that his relationship with Spock will be destroyed forever.

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    The Galra gave Matt an implant to cause him intense pain only relieved by sex. The Galra gave Shiro.... Matt.

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    Sometimes the only explanation is an alien virus.

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    Willow and Cordelia are trapped in the crypt. There's a vampire trying to get in. There's no way to get out. They're going to die soon anyway. And one of them is already a lesbian...

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    Humans are the only known species to have Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics in their biology, but the starship Enterprise is on a mission to make peace with a race of humanoids who have been strictly imitating the dynamics, along with the misogyny that came with them, for decades. When James Kirk beams down, along with his First officer, Spock, to make the final arrangements of the treaty, things seem to be going their way. That is, until it's revealed that Spock is an omega who has "repressed his nature."

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    Rey and Kylo are stranded together on a world without technology where they cannot use the Force.

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    When SG1 are convicted of blasphemy, they can be saved only if one of them is prepared to undergo a ritual of submission to the local King. Daniel volunteers, but does Jack's solution to the problem make things better or worse for Daniel?

    [Originally printed in Pretense #1]

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    Shiro has to lose his virginity for diplomatic reasons, and he asks Keith to help.

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    Written for the prompt "Sex pollen orgy". Hopefully it does what it says on the tin. Read the tags and warnings.

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    The aliens put them in the situation that led to the misunderstanding that led to sex, so yes. The aliens can take a portion of the blame. The rest of the blame goes to McKay, John's decided.

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    “Guess it wouldn’t do to start a galactic incident just because we didn’t want to hold hands and play nice.”

    McCoy and Chekov do the fake dating for the mission.

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    Apocalyptic prophecies are really more of a suggestion than a command, if you think about it

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    Моджо представляет: «Любовь без границ»! В сегодняшнем эпизоде закаленный в боях суперсолдат понимает, что его тянет к привлекательному и умному товарищу по команде! Мучительная дуэль между устоявшимися убеждениями и тайными сердечными страстями! Сможет ли истинная любовь победить все? Есть только один способ выяснить! Не пропустите событие сезона!

    (Не рекомендуется к просмотру детям и лицам с неустойчивой психикой. Граждане мира Моджо, которые не проголосуют за понравившуюся пару сезона, будут отправлены на арену. Слава Моджо.)

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    "– Мне плевать, кто смотрит, – шепчет он Споку в губы. – Я не собираюсь трахаться с тобой, пока не поцелую тебя. Пока не увижу твое лицо. Пока не буду смотреть на тебя и знать, что это с тобой я занимаюсь сексом".

    Перевод на русский фика "Infinite Complexities" kianspo.

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    Nora is still learning her new job on Atlantis, and that includes how to respond to offworld emergencies.

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    Arthur gets probed by an alien named Emrys.

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    Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker and New Republic Ambassador Wedge Antilles participate in an alien fertility ritual, for the preservation of Peace and Justice in the Galaxy.

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