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    Your average “aliens made them do it” smut. Strapped down to a table, Rose has to save the Doctor’s life by licking his chest clean. 100% plot-free porn. Yuhuu! I’ve never written smut before this and therefore, don’t expect much. Like any first time, this probably sucks. It’s a gift for my lovely friend madjules. May the protocols of our chat leading to that always remain between you, me and the CIA guy who observes us.

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    Will has married Hannibal Lecter on forty-three planets already. What's one more? A Stargate Atlantis AU.

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    Avant de revenir dans le futur, Wolverine laisse un message dans la boîte aux lettres de Charles Xavier. Il tient à dire que ce n'était pas son idée, et que c'est (presque) aussi embarrassant pour lui.

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    Lorelei escaped again. This time she takes Phil, but she gives him to Melinda as a gift. A gift, Melinda can’t refuse. This is an ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT!

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    Really, Pegasus is in sore need of a porn channel.

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    “Are we okay?” Steve said, a little anxiously. Sam dragged his eyes away from Lorelei and pulled him into a hug, laughing, and said, “Dude, don’t even,” while Lorelei smiled beneficently on them both.

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    Pretty much what the title suggests, really.

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    Коллекция драбблов, от канона до АУ, от кидфика до чтения мыслей.

    40) амнезия, джен, 790 слов
    41) путешествие во времени, Луи/Ник, 750 слов
    42) Единорог!АУ, Луи/Ник, 950 слов

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    The Doctor and Donna visit an alien planet and it all goes wrong.

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    The Doctor and Donna visit an alien planet and it all goes wrong.

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    "Well," Bellamy says dryly, "this whole diplomacy thing sure is going great."

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    Aliens make them do it. Well ... maybe "make" isn't the right word.

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    After taking refuge in an alien shrine, Sam and Daniel are in for a surprise. It’s enough to permanently ruin their vocabulary. Response to a long-dead-aliens-made-them-do-it challenge.

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    When Benedict Cumberbatch went on Top Gear and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

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    Jack and Daniel take advantage of a local custom for a little quality time.

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    The Doctor and Rose materialize in an alternative Oxford where the Doctor literally trips over a dead body and is arrrested by the DI in charge...

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    Stiles grabs his werewolf boyfriend by his stupidly attractive face and explains, "We got zapped up by aliens. We're stuck in a room with a bed and a set of vibes and lube. What does that tell you?"

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    "And you really think this is worth getting married for?"

    Rodney gave him his You Are An Unspeakable Moron glare. "It's not like it counts," he said. "You just tick the box on the mission report form saying you don't wish the marriage to be ratified."

    John stared. He knew he was kind of haphazard with his paperwork sometimes, but- "There's a tickybox for alien weddings?"

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    These are the entries for week six, round two of the Mating Games pornathon challenge on LJ.

    For details on what this challenge is: FAQ on LJ

    If you'd like to vote for any of these, you are welcome to even if you aren't a participant in this challenge. You can read how to vote and cast your votes here: Voting Post!

    In this challenge, teams are already set so we aren't taking any new writers/artists, but you are welcome to participate as a reader/voter.

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    Diplomatic incidents happen all the time, but not all of them end in marriage. And not all trips to alien planets involve a mysterious killer. Sam and Steve are having all kinds of new experiences lately.

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