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    A solenoid is a coiled wire with a shaft of metal inside. When electricity is passed through the apparatus, the shaft electromagnetically moves within the armature, converting electricity into mechanical energy.

    For the kinkmeme: psionic DP and electrostim.

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    There was a certain order to Alternia and its people, one that hadn't been disrupted in hundreds and hundreds of sweeps. There was a way trolls were supposed run their lives; a way they were meant to be born and raised that had carried on as long as their species could recollect.

    That was all knocked out of line by one sorry, unprecedented mutant.

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    There's one thing Karkat needs to learn about living in a house full of Striders: locked doors are meaningless, Bro is the most straightforward man in the world, and crushes don't stay unknown for very long.

    ((Based on some random headcanon of Striders + Karkat living in one big house together with other trolls occasionally paying visits and all of the awkward sexual situations anyone could ever want.))

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    Humans name an alien Charles and give him a David 8. Charles tries to breed him. The rest is history and myth.

    Or, the complete amoral love between an alien and an android and how humanity doomed and saved itself from extinction.

    (posted from the kink-meme)

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    A few lazy breaststrokes send you down a corridor you hadn’t explored yet. You find a stretch where the lights aren’t working, and a corner to curl up in. The floor is hard, rough cement, but the tepid water soothes away all the grating closeness burning under your skin, the rasping worries. Though you sleep dreamless and shallow, it is the longest stretch of unbroken sleep you’ve had for a bit.

    Until something closes tight around your dorsal gills and you cannot breathe.

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    A wiser man than Bob would take the hint and leave Megabyte well enough alone… but Bob, although he prides himself on being clever, has never claimed to be particularly wise.

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    John is back on Atlantis, being treated with a cure for the Iratus retrovirus--and Rodney catches a glimpse of him in the Infirmary.

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    Or as it's known in Alternian, "In Which Karkat Vantas Is Overly Fond of Frozen Daquaritas, Five Grown-Ass Trolls Swap Dirty Gossip Like a Bunch of Old Biddies Playing Bridge, Kanaya Maryam Introduces Everyone to Babeland.com, Notes About Relevant Bits of Human Anatomy are Compared, and Tavros Nitram Doesn’t Mind Getting the Short End of the Stick"

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    Set immediately after Sound and Fury. Soundwave and co. rest and plot and repair, and Flipsides finds out what he's getting himself into.
    Ch1 - M rating for lengthy robot medical procedures, plotless fluff, tentacles.
    Ch2 - T rating for cursing, chaos, and comedy. (Stands alone just fine if tentacle surgery ain't your thing.)
    Ch3 - T rating for snark and fluff and accusations that Soundwave has been exposing himself to underage mecha.

    //You were just, what, walking by and he fell on you? Look, Boss, you can’t just wander off with another carrier’s symbiont like this.// Primus. This was a public relations disaster. Soundwave wanted to sort-of-not-exactly-court another carrier’s fragging newspark, fine, whatever, but right here in in front of everybody? Buzzsaw used his tailtip to prod the lump’s flailing wing-claw away, which resulted only in more snarling and swiping. Buzzsaw switched to an open channel. //Look here, you little glitch. You wanna switch? You do it like a normal symbiont -- talk to your carrier and explain yourself, instead of -- aarrrgh!// Fragging glideframes and their fragging little fangs! Like fragging needles!

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    An unusual incident in the Replimat leaves Garak utterly dumbfounded... then hopelessly hooked.

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    After-the-end AU. When the kids and trolls get to inhabit a new world together, their bodies change and they all have to get used to it. Of all of them, John seems to be having the hardest time adapting to the changes.

    (Now with comprehensive shipping chart, since keeping track of all the relationships in tags would be a little awkward. Chart will be updated as relationships change.)

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    "So adult trolls have a very different relation with kids than adult humans - often malign or parasitic. That said, I want some adult-troll/kid-troll noncon."

    ok.

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    You look at your junk again. You look at Terezi's junk, flushed and sodden, still looking like a badly photoshopped jpg fresh off of 4chan.

    'Do you wanna stop?'

    'No!' she says, quickly. 'No! It's just... like you said. Alien. We have to get accustomed to one another's junk!'

    'Yeah,' you say, voice catching slightly in your throat.

    Who could have thought inter-species sexual diplomacy would be so hard?

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    A short drabble about Gamzee having fun drawing and Karkat getting frustrated.

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    Though her carefully rehearsed ‘>:O’ face may have suggested otherwise, it came as no surprise to Terezi when she awoke to the shaving-cream scent of Gamzee’s facepaint, the clown leaning over her with a hand at her throat and another pinning her cane arm down.

    A relatively straightforward fic in which Terezi and Gamzee hatebang, written for the Skaian Library Follower Drive contest.

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    This is the First Memory.

    Devoid of timestamps or identifiers, it is older than counting. Numbers did not exist when it came into being, the arrangement of sparkbeats into astroseconds, astroseconds into kliks, breems, joor … rotations into cycles, cycles into vorn, each one thing distinct and connected to the next. The memory exists before these things, is born nameless, when glyphs were simple, single things of *warmth* and *alarm* and *energon*.

    The first memory begins with light.

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    Frank shot at the range every week throughout elementary and middle school. In high school, he joined the junior ROTC program for their pistol team. He read all the books and internet articles he could get his hands on about Roswell, Area 51, the Disclosure Project, astronomy, space travel, and polemology. His copy of Exopolitics: Politics, Government, and Law in the Universe was so beat-up it looked like it had been flushed down the toilet and dried out with a hairdryer. Everyone who knew him, including his relatives, thought he was insane.

    Then, when he was seventeen, the first ship barreled into the Pacific Ocean.

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    Troll growth cycles are a miracle of nature. That is, they occur spontaneously and are a potential danger to the life and nerves of all involved. Dave learns about this and about the phenomena of the ravenous lisping werebeast the hard way(there is no easy way), and Sollux experiences the power of mashups.

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    In which an anthropology-minded fan uses her field of study as a framework to explore troll biology headcanons in a meta fashion while riffing on the academic style. Fully illustrated with comments of cultural xenoanthropological interest as relevant or deemed entertaining by the author. As read by Jake English.

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    3/?
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    Prompt: Let's have a thing where going God Tier has made the humans' genetic material and other bodily fluids sparkly and rainbow colored. Then let's take that thing and make it into another thing where we see the reactions of all the trolls to this. GOGOGO!

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