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    Bonfires! Breakups! All-ages night at the local club, underage drinking, and reminders of how everything tastes better when you're stoned.

    Welcome to a tale of bros being bros, bros boning bros, and little bros being best. Where high school hockey is more the vehicle than the actual destination, and sometimes we all have to settle for a good face-punch being the most efficient form of communication. Come for the melodrama, stay for the dicktouching.

    (This story is done. Hereafter I'll be posting two chapters a week on Mondays and Thursdays roughly until the end of time.)

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    Zhenya liked to think he wasn’t accident prone, but, his luck for the past several months seemed to be proving him wrong.

    Or, he thought as he stared up at the paramedic who was fussing over him, he might just be the luckiest guy in the world.

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    Zhenya was going to propose, and Oksana was going to say yes, and they were going to get married and have beautiful, charming babies and everything was going to be perfect.

    Except, none of that happened, and instead, Zhenya was off to Harvard Law on a quest to win back her heart instead.

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    When a decades-long playoff curse comes to the Capitals' attention, what magic goalie can even hope to help them?

    Optimus Reim!

    Or:
    “'I didn’t realise the curse was real,' says McElhinney, shaking Holts' hand, and what?"

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    "He's obviously not a centaur. Everyone would have noticed that."

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    “Nicky,” Alex says hollowly, stopping in front of his stall.

    “Alex,” Nicklas replies, reaching out and gently hooking his fingers in the front of Alex’s collar.

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    Sidney claims he's met the man of his dream but there's only one problem; he may be a catfish. So Sidney sends an email to the people at Catfish the TV Show in hopes of finding out if the man behind the phone screen is really who he says he is.

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    "I mean, can't he just jerk off regular-like?" Nisky asks, sounding as bewildered by the line of conversation as Braden feels. "Why's it gotta be a finger in the ass?"

    "Because," Alex insists. "Brain nerve has pathways to ass, not to dick. Bob knows I'm right, right Bob?"

    "I was fine not participating in this conversation, thanks," Bob calls, ostensibly busy with the computer in the corner.

    --

    There's more than one way to cure the hiccups, as Braden Holtby has the misfortune to find out.

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    Two months after the league mandated bye week, Nicky has noticed some odd behavior from his partner and linemate. Will he figure out what is going on, or will he have to drag their team Captain into things? And when he does figure things out, will things be the same?

    And will the team be able to face the remainder of the current season and start of the new season without their star winger and shootout specialist?

    Rated for future chapters.

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    Being a PTA dad is hard sometimes. At least the brownies taste good.

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    The first time Sidney Crosby visited his soulmate, he was five years old and it was raining in Cole Harbor. In Ontario, it was sunny and there was a boy whose smile was as bright and warm as the sun above them.

    The first time Nicklas Backstrom visited his soulmate, he was two months shy of five years old and he was sitting on the porch steps. In Russia, a boy ran up eight flights of stairs and didn't hesitate to start a conversation with the blonde boy he found sitting on them.

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    “Be careful,” Alex’s father says, leaning in close as they watch the tape of the young Swedish center. “That one isn’t like us, his eyes see too much.”

    “Be careful,” Alex’s mother says, cupping his face as he steps down from the stage so management can take their photos with Backstrom. His mother keeps Alex from looking. “He doesn’t bleed like us, Sasha. Please. Be careful.”

    There’s no time for an explanation, Ted and George and Backstrom are leaving the stage and the Ovechkins are swept along with them.

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    It was like a romance novel, Zhenya thought as he ducked his head as Professor Crosby passed, avoiding eye contact. A classic romance: the kind with pining, potential soulmates passing like ships in the night, with love left undiscovered in the words they didn’t say, and–

    “He has a nice ass, Zhenya.” Sasha said, taking a sip of his coffee and unabashedly staring at Professor Crosby’s retreating form. “But, if I have to watch you keep composing poems about it, I’m going to lose my mind.”

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    When Alex Ovechkin got the call to come pick his boys up from school, he wasn't exactly surprised to find out it was because they'd gotten into another fight. It was a bit more surprising to find out that they hadn't been fighting for each other, but for a small Swedish transfer student. Even more surprising was the fact that the boy's father was the most beautiful person Alex had ever met.

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    It was odd playing on a team that had a similar style to the Aces after playing with the Bruins for a year. In many ways they were starting from scratch. They brought several guys up from the Seahawks, and lost several to retirement. Namely Guy, Marty, and Thirdy. It was hard losing part of the backbone to the team, but Kent slipped in their place, taking a good hunk of what their salary would have been with his own shiny new contract that stretched out for seven years, no movement/trade clause included. Alexei’s own was extended out as far as it could go eight more years. Kent hoped they could make it last that long.

    Check Please! (and the characters therein) are the creation of Ngozi Ukazu. Go read it now.

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    There are probably about five people who remember mine and Wolfling's Centaur series and are also into hockey rpf. So, for you five: this is an AU where by the time Sidney is entering the NHL, everyone knows about centaurs.

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    The doorbell rings just as Nicklas is getting up to make breakfast. He’s not sure what he was expecting, but Kevin definitely wasn’t it.

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    “I’m fucking tired of losing to the Pittsburgh fucking Penguins,” Nicklas states, staring at the closed door to the locker room.

    There are some things the coach should handle, and there are some things better suited for the team’s Dom. This was the latter.

    Or, the 4/29 Players Only Meeting

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    It had taken Nicklas quite a while to realize that Alex got jealous when he zoned out.

    Alex was a possessive person; Nicklas was attentive enough to figure that out on his own. Alex didn’t like it when the people he liked ignored him, and he fucking loved it when those same people paid attention to him, only to him. This had never been a point of contention between them, since Alex could make Nicklas pay attention to him simply by existing.

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    "Zhenya should have seen it coming.

    Or, I mentioned on tumblr that I had a dream where Geno accidentally injured Sid at Worlds. It was requested, and it has arrived."

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