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    Annie's sewing project has gone missing. Now it's up to detectives Troy and Abed to find this thing she calls "catdog."

    Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.

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    "Britta learned a long time ago not to force scorched earth to grow moss."

    A stranger walks into the bar one night, and how could Britta know they'd have so much in common?

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    Britta has an unplanned encounter with Star-Burns

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    Jeff Winger is a hit man for hire known for being cold and effective. When a man named Stephan Spreck hires him to kill five thorns in his side, he doesn't think twice.
    Or
    Jeff embraces his dark side and the rest of the group tries to do the right thing.
    AU Greendale is a multibillion-dollar company

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    6/?
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    Annie returns home to Greendale with news about Troy. As per usual in Greendale, chaos ensues.

    SORRRY GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THE WRONG CHAPTER AND WHEN I TRIED TO DELETE IT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WHOLE WORK BUT I HAVE A DRAFT SAVED IM GOING TO RE UPLOAD IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! FORGIVE THE BAD GRAMMAR IM JUST UPLOADING THE ROUGH DRAFTS I'LL RE EDIT LATER!

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    In which the folks from Greendale are in the Kickpuncher fandom and it causes about as much trouble as you'd expect.

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    3
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    Jeff Winger thinks he's found the Ultimate Blowoff Class: Psychics 101 with Professor Shawn Spencer.

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    17
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    The Ass Crack Bandit strikes again. Can Jack Crawford's finest help solve the case? (Or will the study group get themselves involved and cause an intense downward spiral that no one can escape from?)

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    1/?
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    A rewrite of season 3 starting with Pillows and Blankets, to include a Trobed hookup and a Jeff/Britta hookup. Sometimes I forget that it's not really the way it went, too, LOL. I skipped the one where Troy/Britta go on their first date though, 'cause EW. So it goes from the vampire movie one to Basic Lupine Urology.

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    4/?
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    The first signs of life were the scattered notebooks and textbooks on the floor as Jeff neared the cafeteria. He put a hand to one wall, not sure if the distant thumping he could hear was just in his head; but the pounding in the walls convinced him there were people somewhere in the building.

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    He had it comin'.

    They all had it comin'!

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    Annie had so many questions, but not all of them were quite appropriate to ask aloud.

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    "And remember: Star-Burns died for your sins."

    [This picks up immediately after 4x01, effectively an alternate S4.]

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    A whole bunch for 100x100 icons of Community characters in historical costumes.

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    It explains why Duncan was acting all proud - while no doubt two people locking lips in front of a loaded auditorium was exciting, the thought of Jeff going all the way with a fussy, cardigan wearing eighteen year old would almost be considered god-like.

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    Professor Duncan takes the Anthro 101 class on a field trip. Four days in the wilderness with just Duncan and the Dean to supervise - what could possibly go wrong? Set after Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (2x18). Canon ships only.

    Originally posted on ff.net

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    The peasants are revolting when Greendale hosts its first Renaissance Faire.

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    The 2012 Annual Spring Fling is film noir themed.

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    8
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    For the following prompt at the Community Kink Meme: Three words: Greendale kissing booth. Four more words: At the STD Fair.

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    Most days that end with a vague sense of relief and confusion start with the dean.

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