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    10/10: oh my god Naruto is a fucking furry

    shikamaru: aren't we all?

    I'mNotWearingContacts: No we fucking aren't, you fucking nasty

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    1/1
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    AU – Team 10’s plan to avenge Asuma-sensei doesn’t go as planned; failing to catch Hidan, Shikamaru is knocked unconscious by one of Kakuzu’s masked minions and the other two chunnin have been effectively snagged by his tendrils.

    Using the students’ wellbeing as leverage, a thoroughly pleased, curious and turned-on Hidan decides that, to the victor, go the spoils; it’s not that he doesn’t enjoy being an uke for Kakuzu, but Jashin-sama had clearly given him a gift to unwrap...

    And he plans to enjoy doing so...

    What follows is a path of life that Hatake Kakashi doesn't so much get lost on but dragged down; his morals, perspectives and sanity will all be tested as, with each untangling of the threads sent to bind him, he'll find himself falling deeper into a web that covers plots darker than he could ever imagine... 

    ~Warning: non-con, threats, heavy-bondage, Hidan, plotting, hostage negotiation, subjugation, biting, heavy-petting, foul-language, forced orgasm, taking advantage, making deals under duress; read at your own risk!~

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    34/?
    Comments:
    119
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    250
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    33
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    Naruto's best friend is arriving from Italy where he spent the last four years finishing his art degree. Naruto can't wait, he wants to tell his friends all about him but Damian wants to keep a big secret.

    Sasuke's been trying to avoid taking Sakura to meet his parents, worried they'll make him speed up their relationship in order to take joint ownership of the family company and Naruto's constant noise isn't helping.

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    2/2
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    Takes place about a year after the fourth war. The Shinobi Union has been trying to get Amegakure to join, but the village has not had stable leadership since the Akatsuki and has 3 clans fighting for leadership over the village. The Village Police Force has asked the Union to help them convince the clans for form a joint leadership. ShikaTema ChouKarui NaruHina LeeTen SaiIno and others.

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    30/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    361
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    Chouji wants to say something, to acknowledge that this between them has changed, even if he's not sure what this is.

    Or Neji offers Chouji a job and Chouji takes Neji out for lunch, more than once.

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    Hana Noharu was shy, socially awkward, and different, so she became a ninja. However, Hana's dream of becoming an amazing T&I member is crushed when her team fails the test due to an unwilling sensei who would rather fail her team than pass them. Pulling a page from Naruto's book, Hana's determined to join her friends, Shikamaru and Chouji in the ranks even if she has to find an apprenticeship with a just-as-crazy Anko.

    Anko lost a bet, now she has to teach a brat.

    Shikamaru is the lazy genius best friend and love interest of said brat.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    1
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    The Hokage decides to switch things up in the genin assignments this year, resulting in a series of events that alter the fate of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. How does the creation of the first all-kunoichi team in the history of the Leaf influence the bonds of friendship, the duty to one's family, the duty to one's clan, and the duty to one's village?

    (cross-posted from fanfiction.net)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    468
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    Three days. It’s been three days since her friends died. Kanami Hisakawa was an ANBU without a team, a lion without a pride. The hospital was cold. Stark whiteness attacked her from every angle. The generic sheets seemed to grate against her skin, leaving wounds unseen. The ANBU ward was silent. Nothing to distract her from Homare’s chest caving in or Setsuka’s abrupt silence when her throat was suddenly not as whole as it should have been. Those moments were forever engraved into her mind, by a dojutsu that should not have existed. Kanami Hisakawa developed her Sharingan at the age of twenty-four.

    It’s been three days.

    Her friends are dead.

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    6/?
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    8
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    33
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    6
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    Naruto and Sasuke are in their second year of college. Naruto is using the alias Naruto Namikaze, while Sasuke is calling himself Sasuke Hatake. The two former assassins have stayed in touch since faking their deaths and taking out one of the leading crime bosses in the world, a man who had hired them to kill each other. Over time, their relationship has strengthened, despite the distance. Even when a reminder of their old lives comes back to haunt them.

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    2/4
    Comments:
    1
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    16
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    2
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    Equal parts good, equal parts bad. Neji faces up to everything he has ever known and not known. Shikamaru decides to stop running, troublesome or not.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    6052
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    High school senior Naruto Uzumaki is konoha's high schools renowned fuckboy. Hes lost count on how many girls he had slept with throughout the years. He got who he wanted, whenever he wanted and that was just that. Now his eyes are set on the cute new girl, but somehow Naruto cant shake the feeling that this girl is something he's never experienced before....

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    2/?
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    16
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    51
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    Sometimes the end isn't really the end. Just because the screen has faded to black doesn't mean it can't light up again, with life rekindled anew.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    101
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    324
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    103
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    3754
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    History books never mentioned the very first Ino-Shika-Cho formation. They should.

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    The younger brother of Shisui Uchiha took after his elder. How will having a brighter personality around all the time effect Sasuke - and can Raishi actually keep such an outlook considering all the outside forces trying to manipulate him and the last of his family - Especially when the shadows within Konoha itself were closing in.

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    11/?
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    11
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    45
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    Nara Shikamaru is 100% prepared to someday find his girl that isn't too ugly and not too pretty, and does his best to keep his distance from Temari during her stay in the Hidden Leaf because he Does Not care and he Does Not like her. Unfortunately for Shikamaru, he can't control his dreams, and they seem to be telling him the exact opposite.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    3
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    30
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    7
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    He can see the golden roofs of the buildings, taste the salty air, feel the rough stone of the sun-bleached buildings, watch his feet roam over the intricate tile floors of the village. He can feel energy rush through his veins as the sea breeze blows red strands of hair into his eyes. Everything is okay in that moment, everything is at peace. He is at peace.

    Then Naruto wakes up.

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    42,040
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    162
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    849
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    293
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    12312
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    Reasons to run for prom queen:
    1. Sasuke will probably be prom king
    2. Tangible proof that everyone (or at least the majority of your class) loves you
    3. Destroy Sakura in the process
    4. ...Find.. a sense... of self-worth?

    The list probably goes a little like that, but when Shikamaru informs Ino that she'll need a "running mate" - and the only real candidate is Kiba "our friendship ended with middle school for some inexplicable reason" Inuzuka - she wonders if it's actually worth the effort.

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    Sakura becomes the local doctor in the quaint town of Pompeii, where not all is as it seems.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    544
    Kudos:
    1545
    Bookmarks:
    224
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    21841
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    An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark-skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.

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    103,044
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    123
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    Sasuke Uchiha's life is pretty bad. But then things get worse. But then they get a lot better. But then they get so. Much. Worse.

    Language:
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    Words:
    37,413
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2333

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