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    Based on this prompt list that I created. A series of mushy Valentine's Day drabbles.

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    Sometimes Dan questions which one of them is really the addict. Ever since the first overwhelming, confusing, amazing time Michael yanked him into a closet and sucked him off, Dan hasn't been able to say no.

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    A fairly nonsensical story trying to have fun with some alternate universe/time travel stuff because Soy Sauce that ends pretty disappointingly (You're warned, the ending sucks).

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    When they had the threesome, Dan was a fumbling wreck. This time, Michael's legs can't stop shaking and his head may have actually exploded again. He'd figure out if the second part was true when he stopped marveling at the fact that Dan was the one who had did this to him.

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    1/1
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    It's honestly embarrassing, how much Dan likes it when Michael calls him "cowboy."

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    1
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    It was just a joke; just a way to watch Dan nerd out about horses, see if he would reveal any embarrassing secrets, maybe flirt with him a little. Just some harmless catfishing, just to mess with him. It wasn't supposed to turn into real feelings.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    4
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    13
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    Michael brought Dan back from the dead. Seven times, to be exact.

    More than that, every time he did it he gave a little bit of himself to Dan; poured in a little more power, a little more magic. Straight into the fiber of his body, his very DNA.

    Dan was struggling with that.

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    1/1
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    21
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    1
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    Sarge had a little secret. Okay, a big secret. Fucking huge secret, alright? But this one has nothing to do with his rank as a Star Cougar.

    Disclaimer: 'Agents of Cracked' is the property of Cracked.Com, not me, and I'm not making any money from this. I have, however, spent way too much time watching Cracked videos on Youtube, damn it.

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    1/1
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    Being Michael's dom was challenging. Not just because of his short attention span or inability to sit still. The fact that he was a magic demigod had something to do with it, along with the fact that Michael was one of the brattiest subs Daniel had ever personally had. It was time for a shake up in discipline. Hopefully it wasn't a disaster?

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    2
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    Being a dom that didn't look like a dom was very, very frustrating. But for the first time in his life, Daniel was being hired because of it. His new partner was unpredictable, dangerous, and in desperate need of a firm hand. He could definitely handle this.

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    1/1
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    Daniel never claimed to be particularly brave, and surrounded by a robot, an invincible super soldier, and two freaking gods did nothing to make him think that developing a strong sense of courage now was a good idea.

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    1/1
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    It's not the first time Michael put something in his body that he shouldn't have, but it might have been the worst.

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    Michael's got a weird dick. It was something Daniel learned uncomfortably early in his partnership with the man. He's learned pretty thoroughly how good weird could be, though.

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    Dan feels like he knows Michael pretty well by now. What makes him tick, how to get his attention and actually hold onto it for a while, what makes him angry and what makes him happy. He's realizing, though, that while he may know Michael, he doesn't know much about him. They say curiosity killed the cat, but he's faced death enough times by now not to be afraid, right?

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    Webacle is a stupid name. Simple Worx is worse.

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    Daniel O'Brien thinks he loves Mandy Manderson. Michael Swaim thinks he loves Daniel O'Brien. Thelonius Bone KNOWS he loves Daniel O'Brien. This situation causes more than one problem.

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    4/?
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    Daniel O'Brien has been in his house for days without leaving. Without EATING, for that matter. A song would describe this well. (Hallelujah - By P!ATD)

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    Michael & Daniel discover the Cracked kink meme and Michael takes a shot at filling a prompt. Strong language and some mild one-sided Michael/Daniel, (but it's pretty gen). Written for the lulz. Complete.

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    2/2
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    5
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    30
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    1
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    Michael grabs him by the back of his shirt and hauls him up over the basket and the earth below looks smaller than it should, the ground looks much further away than Daniel knows it is. He says, “Okay, here we go,” just as everything goes to shit around them, and let’s Dan drop.

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    4
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    You only get one chance in life to do things the right way. Dan had a history of bad choices.

    A collection of short stories and writing exercises about Agents of Cracked.

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    English
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    2,337
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    333

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