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    Val Kozel wants people to know him. That's why he started vlogging and doing live speed-runs. Working alongside best friend and fellow streamer, August, he works toward internet fame. It finally looks like his efforts won't be in vain; his speed-running is helping him build a name for himself. He couldn't be happier.

    For an early Halloween event, he and August take a request play a seemingly childish indie game, known for the disappearances of its previous players. The only reason they accept is to debunk the rumors once and for all. What they don't realize is that might be easier said than done.

    Soon enough, Val regrets even having downloaded the game in the first place. In a matter of days, life as he knew it has fallen apart before his eyes. In fact, it might be about to end. Alas, his viewers are oblivious to his horror. Because it's Halloween, they all think it's no more than a dramatized event . . .

    A fictional suspense novella by Noëlle McHenry about two streamers who make a fatal mistake. Sequel to Polarity. **Being edited!**

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    “This is a load of shit,” Davey said, dropping his pencil onto the light mocha-colored table and crossing his arms.

    “Well, the more you practice, the easier it gets,” Jasper commented, catching Davey’s pencil as it rolled off of the edge of the table. He placed it back down in front of the other and smiled.

    “You don’t have to keep doing this, you know,” Davey scoffed, “We both have better things to do. I’ll just tell them you tutored me and we can both leave.”

    Jasper laughed heartily. “Sorry, no can do! It’s my job to make sure you pass Chemistry. And, uh, all your other classes. But mostly Chemistry. Seriously, how did you manage to get an 8%?”

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    Idol Group BTS are all secretly dating each other and have created the world's most chaotic group chat.

    Polyamorous, shit-posting fun. Just as Jesus intended.

    (Also does it count as secret if Sejin has seen too much, and GOT7 is close to figuring out what's going on? Maybe not.)

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    Chibiusa and Usagi often clashed in their opinions but loved each other more than anything in the world. Usagi was protective and loving; while also being childish sometimes. Chibiusa was clingy and bratty ; but both were strong and courageous.

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    You have been dating the Nyotalia nations for a while, happily in a relationship with them. So now they feel that they should introduce you to their male counterpart as their lover

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    Zane and Ty take a moment to consider the joys of customer service.

    This one is for everyone who's ever had a shitty retail job. For those of you who haven't, if you think my examples are over-the-top, please have a look at this site :-).

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    Smith pushes himself up off his knees, the cold making his joints ache in the slightest hint of age, and wipes his mouth with the hand that isn’t holding crumpled banknotes. He rubs the soreness from his legs from kneeling for so long. The stable master of the house disappears further down the alleyway, ducking around the corner and out of sight. Smith stumbles back inside the manor house on chilled feet, and in the dim candlelight, he almost misses the figure waiting for him.
    At finding one of his servants outside after-hours, Lord Trott grabs Smith’s forearm, tugging him out into the hallway and inside the routinely stocked pantries of the Trott Estate House. “Smith, where have you been?”

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    POPP member Ella and POPP member Kayla email each other as Yondu and Peter Quill, and the ensuing conversations are pretty darn funny.

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    ...the Foxes get the love they deserve.
    ~
    This fic is a story of growth, character development, and happiness, where Neil loves his Fox family in varying degrees, ranging from platonic to romantic or sexually. Beginning at the start of Neil's Sophomore year at PSU, he is becoming more confident, self-assured, and a happy person, supported by his original Fox family and learning how to be a leader toward the six Freshman that arrived at PSU.

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    Louis has many jobs, one being a stripper-pole-cleaner. When Harry goes undercover to Prince's Palace, a high-end male strip club, he does not expect to see such a small man cleaning such a tall pole.

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    The best part of summer used to be the break from school. Hiro hated the pressure of classes, studying, and expectations. He hates pressure in general.

    Naturally, Handa is pressure personified.

    One would think that after a year and a half on the island, country life would have sunk into his personality. Hiro knows that any new habits or changes have to beat Handa with a stick. Several times. Really hard.

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    Reader feels self conscious about her height, due to years of people making fun of her for it. But the Nyotalia nations make her feel better

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    There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
    Impossible. Of course.
    Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.

    Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
    (No, really. Too much arguing.)
    (Check Author's Notes inside for reasons for absurd word-count, etc.:))

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    What if Levi adopted Mikasa and they lived together? A year after losing Isabel and Farlan; Erwin does research on Levi and learns he has an estranged Niece living in Shiganshina? How would both their lives be changed if Levi raised Mikasa after they both lost everything they had dear to them?

     

    (don't hate I did my best)

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    Wade is a wiseass bratty sub who is typically eager to please, and Peter loves to put his baby boy in his place when he's all hot-blooded after a day of fighting the bad guys. For their mutual pleasure, of course.

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    Lady (Y/N) lost her parents at the young age of 4 due to murder and was kidnapped. Years later, she re-appeared as a 12 year old with a mysterious cat-like butler by her side. No one knows much about the duo, only that the butler saved her life, now 16, all those years ago...

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    Half chat fic meme, half feelings and fluff. Some wierd jokes and things. Its mostly not serious and fun, but there are serious parts. The characters swear a lot and there are a lot of references so I think that's fun. All original ships are in this but Winter is Pan and Scarlet is bi.

    I hope you enjoy the jokes and romance and things!

    Also, some parts will be in first person point of view to add more information and so that I can have more cute things happen. These parts will be there almost half the time, but it is mostly a chat fic. If you only want the chat, you can skip the dialogue and if you only want the dialogue you can skip the chat part. The two parts do connect but you should be good skipping.

    Please enjoy!!!

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    This is a collection of one-shots and small stories with 2-4 parts that I have had yet to post on here, but were posted in DeviantART,Quotev and Wattpad, enjoy please <3 If you find my Wattpad or my DeviantART, hit me up there to request!

    REQUEST STATUS - CLOSED, ANY COMMENTS AFTER MARCH WILL NOT BE DONE

    EDIT: The updates will be slow the next few months due to work, school and other issues

    EDIT 2: THIS IS ON DISCONTINUED/HIATUS

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    After watching some vids of Bee dancing, Grim can't help but think suggestive thoughts of his commanding officer.

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    Billy and Steve have been getting off with each other in empty locker rooms and the back of Billy's car for weeks, but when Steve invites Billy over while his folks are away, things get a little more... innocent. Billy doesn't know how to feel about this.

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