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    Bilbo sighed a looked at himself in the long mirror on his bedroom wall. It was his first day at a new college, due to Gandalf changing location for a job. Since is parents’ death from a young age Bilbo has been under Gandalf’s care. He was now 18 and attending a brand-new college in a new town. The college Gandalf had enrolled him to was also where his ‘new job’ was at – Erebor High.

    Wanting to fit in is hard and with a new college and town its even harder. Bilbo finds himself battling with his emotions and sexual thoughts regarding a certain gym teacher - Mr Oakenshield.

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    10/?
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    Even though you live in Bag End with Bilbo, you don’t feel well, but you’ll eventually find comfort.

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    1/1
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    9
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    58
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    2
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    After the chaos of the barrel scene on "Desolation of Smaug", Thorin starts to think...

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    8
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    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

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    1/?
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    119
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    22
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    Prince Thorin helplessly watches the degradation of his grandfather, King Thror, as the Gold Sickness takes its course.
    Things change when Gandalf brings to Erebor a curious little Hobbit, a sea creature whose Song may be the solution to the king's illness....

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    10/10
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    46
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    47
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    6,054
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    Finding yourself in Middle-earth with a dwarves’ company is hard enough, so losing your glasses in a fight against the trolls is even worse! Lucky for you, Bilbo is here to help ...

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    Se retrouver en Terre du Milieu avec une compagnie de nains est déjà compliqué, alors perdre ses lunettes avec un combat contre les trolls est encore pire ! Heureusement pour vous, Bilbo est là pour vous aider...

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    3/3
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    The Baggins (at least Bilbo and Frodo) just have this thing where they 'accidentally' get extremly loved by the Durin line.
    or:
    The Durins (and select others) have a serious obsession for Baggins.

    Bonus:
    +100 if Elrond joins in on this with Rivendale Elves
    +1000 if Gandalf is 'selling' Bilbo and his 'pictures'.
    +10000 if Balin and Dwalin count as Durin line. And the Company joins in for kicks.
    +100000 if Thranduil and ALL the Mirkwood elves join in because omg Baggins are so adorbs.
    +The Internet if someone yells, "LET ME LOVE YOU."

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    2/?
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    9
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    51
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    4,407
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    Problems always start out small. This also applies in Bilbo's case.

    It all started with a single light in the dark of the night. If Bilbo had known it would end in such a big mess, he would have turned around and not spend another glance on it. But, unfortunately, our ignorant hobbit followed the light, completely unaware of the consequences that it would bring and eventually change his whole life.

     

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    After Rivendell, Bilbo wanders off and gets turned into a Dwarf. Chaos ensues.

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    10/?
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    To stop his nephews from irritating him, Thorin gives his permission to host a band in his kingdom, little does he know who is their lead singer.
    Presenting you awkward kingly Thorin, adorable little shits Fili and Kili, and a grumbling Dwalin.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Watching the besotted heart eyes that Thorin was throwing at the new student, Dwalin snorted and wondered if Nori would be interested in making any bets on how terribly Thorin would crash and burn? Maybe he could convince the ginger to tell him what Ori’s favorite cookie was if he won?

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    6/6
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    303
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    25
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    3,225
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    Due to their dalliance with Fae in the past, every 100 year there will be a Took's descendant who is cursed/blessed with Fae's magic. Bilbo is one of them.

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    5/?
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    24
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    177
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    Separated from the company after he saved them from the spiders, Bilbo finds them done upon waking so he goes off in search of them. Eventually, he comes to the understanding that he's been abandoned or left for dead. Wounded, hungry, and heartbroken, he trudges on until he collapses from exhaustion.

    King Thranduil is known for this cold, aloof personality and for his detachment towards others. Yet, he can't help but find himself fascinated with the mysterious creature his son and Tauriel brought back with them from the outside. At first, he only wants to care for the small finicky creature. But soon enough his constant self-reminders that his heart belongs solely to his deceased wife aren't enough to keep Bilbo from inadvertently wedging himself right into Thranduil's heart where he doesn't belong.

    It's easier to deny his feelings and desire when he learns Bilbo's heart is otherwise attached. That is until he learns that it is attached to the most unworthy creature of all, the exiled dwarven King. Now, Thranduil is determined to show his hobbit the error of his affections.

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    10/?
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    A man came to the Shire for nefarious purposes and found that the Shire was not as defenseless as he thought. He learned the hard way that you should not underestimate hobbits.

    This is set in the Baggins of The Shire AU but can be read as stand alone.

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    1/1
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    12
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    636
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    40
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    Bilbo works in Gandalf's coffeeshop where Thorin goes to. He likes Bilbo and Gandalf wants Thorin to ask Bilbo out, but Thorin cannot ask people out.

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    1/1
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    19
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    333
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    39
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    1,980
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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    29/?
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    235
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    56,032
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    Gandalf and co. Show up at Bilbos doorstep and ask, none too politely, to crash at his place and finalize their plan to retake their mountain, hopefully gaining a burglar or two in the process. Frodo is excited, Thorin has a crush, and Bilbo just want to finish planting his tulips.

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    5,346
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    40
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    403
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    66
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    6,595
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    Existem certas coisas que poucos teriam a coragem para fazer, pentear e prender flores aos cabelos de um rei anão é, definitivamente, uma delas.

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    Português brasileiro
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    363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    249
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    Percy died killing Gaia. But he didn’t end up in the underworld. Instead he is reborn as a hobbit in Middle Earth.

    He is Perseus Took, son of Brendon and Petunia Took, Nephew of Belladonna Took and cousin of Bilbo Baggins.

    After his parents dies he grows up with Belladonna and Bungo Baggins following auntie on her adventures but grows up quite sheltered of anything else.

    When thirteen dwarfs and a wizard turn up at the doorstep he is ecstatic! He can go on another adventure? Without someone to look after him?

    But something is lurking, and friends and family from his old life turns up will he go back? Or will he stay?

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    1/1
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    6
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    212
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    26
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    2,935
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    Hobbits, being the smallest of the free races and less inclined toward violence, knew that they would be at great risk from dark or greedy forces. So, the Hobbit leaders banded together to create a plan. The plan was domestication. Let the other races think them like animals. Dogs, Cats, Birds and others have been cared for by the taller folk with only companionship and love as the exchange. So why not Hobbits as well? After all, what is more comfortable than having food, shelter and protection provided for you?

    For ages the Hobbits have been considered creatures of comfort. They are the most versatile animals in all of Middle Earth. They can cook, sew, clean, be trained to guard livestock or even read small words. They are great judges of character and once one has been chosen as their family they instantly achieve positive social status. Most importantly though, Hobbits are the greatest companions that love unconditionally.

    And Thorin will find one for his nephews if its the last thing he'll do.

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    English
    Words:
    70,997
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    1,331
    Bookmarks:
    397
    Hits:
    22,429

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