15 Works in Adam "Holster" Birkholtz & Eric "Bitty" Bittle

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    Eric and Adam's first Thanksgiving as cousins doesn't go well, until it does.
    Bitty's first Thanksgiving in the Haus doesn't go well, until it does.

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    English
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    3,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    777
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    All the drabbles in the Bittle Birkholtz Brousins universe in one convenient place.

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    English
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    3,234
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1281
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    When Eric Bittle is 8 years old his Aunt Judy marries a Northeasterner named Jacob Birkholtz and suddenly he’s not the weirdest cousin anymore, it’s this gangly 12 year old named Adam who Did Not Want to move to Georgia and now they’re stuck in the same town together.

    Parts 1-3, as they're posted on Tumblr.

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    English
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    4,455
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    183
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1423
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    Jack has a type. Which is apparently anyone related to the Bittles.

    Or, the fic in which Jack has dated all of the Bittle kids and finds out Thanksgiving weekend.

    Language:
    English
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    5,076
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    235
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    22
    Hits:
    2439
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    "Dude, we've got an over-competitive golf dad, a badass art freak, a pre-med lax bro on the verge of a breakdown, a chronically naked rugby player, a beat-boxing giant, and an itty-bitty, baking figure skater - there's no way we came together accidentally. This was fate."

    "Or it's the normal progression of human beings making friends. Chill out, bro."

     

    (Or, the one where no one plays hockey, but it still manages to bring them all together.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    415
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    1810
    Bookmarks:
    419
    Hits:
    15356
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    Adam "Holster" Birkholtz was never one for knowing what he wanted. Of course, he was always too late to realize it. Ransom being happy with March? That made his insides smoke and burn.

    One-Shot!

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    English
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    824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    563
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    Ransom discovers Holster and Bitty are dating and he's not quite sure how he feels about that.

    Language:
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    2,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1581
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    Life the next day carries on pretty much as usual. Holster doesn't see Ransom in person until afternoon since they both have class, but they text from the moment they wake up so he doesn't really notice his absence. Or, well. Doesn't resent his absence, anyway. What kind of bro would he be if he resented Ransom for spending the night with his girlfriend? His girlfriend whom he likes a lot?

    A terrible bro, that's what kind. And Holster makes it a goal in life to be an excellent bro. So he doesn't mind that Ransom was gone all night. Not one bit.

    Language:
    English
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    7,890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1874
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    It all starts innocent enough, as these things often do. It’s not really peer pressure so much as it’s peer curiosity, Eric reasons. Ransom and Holster are, honestly, just impressed by the videos of Southern Junior Regionals they found on YouTube and they want to see the routine in real life.

    “The Full Eric Bittle Experience,” is what Holster called it.

    That's all good and fine, except for the part of Eric’s chest that aches with something a little darker than nostalgia as he remembers the the spins and jumps that made him feel like he was flying, and everything that broke it down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,226
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1346
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    “Chyeah, right, dude. Bros don’t let bros walk home alone after bros find bros crying in the bathroom of the volleyball house.”

    Bitty gave him an odd look. “That’s very specific for the Bro Code.”

    Holster laughed, guiding Bitty out of the bathroom. “I think it’s somewhere in the Bylaws, actually. You can ask Shitty about it.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    5,497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2628
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    What if
    They were all puppies ?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,603
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    614
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    “That wasn’t like Hockey Shit at all,” Ransom says, looking at Johnson in vague accusation.

    Johnson’s eyes are wide with distress. “Fuck, Bits, I didn’t even know we could have flashbacks inside a narrative strip.”

    Language:
    English
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    1,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1290
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    "You're blushing, bro." Justin's voice is tinged with amusement, and Adam only proceeds to blush deeper.

    Language:
    English
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    1,884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2451
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    “Okay, that’s completely different!” Holster argues, sounding offended, “Justin Oluransi is a kind and gentle soul who has never done anything to anyone and who snores like a puppy when he sleeps. Jack is…”

    Holster trails off. Bitty bumps his shoulder.

    “Jealous of Jack?” He asks playfully, and Holster laughs loudly.

    “Obviously.” he replies, “You’re a catch and Jack doesn’t deserve you. C’mere--”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,968
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    925
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    4791
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    Five times that the team had no idea Jack and Bitty were dating, and the one time they were let in on the secret.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,529
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    824
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    5665

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