13 Works in Ace Ventura (Movies)

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    Ace pulled his lower lip forward in an exaggerated display of contemplation. Then he snapped both his fingers, now dripping with the secretions of his lunch, and leapt onto the table. "IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIVE!" He flailed and danced until Peter was certain he must have twisted his body unnaturally to the point that he might break something. Then, as Peter regarded him, Ace span around in place and clasped his fingers to either side of his buttocks, implying that he was now communicating from the inner reaches of his asshole. "I'm sure I can take a CRACK at this case!"

     

    All characters, locations and scenarios were pulled out of a hat to create this story, which was written in 30 minutes or less.

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    English
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    1,151
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    43
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    Ace gets far more than he bargained far and learns a lesson that will change his life forever the seventh time he encounters Pet Detective Kat O'Hara.

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    English
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    Ace and Kat bump into each other on Halloween night, and the flames spark.

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    English
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    1,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Ace gets a surprise when he slides into a convenience store with a full moon rising.

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    English
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    2,022
    Chapters:
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    Four fall with Ace and Kat's fourth encounter.

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    English
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    1,109
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    1/1
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    Will the third time be the charm for Ace and Kat?

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    English
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    1,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The second time she saw him, she was shocked.

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    English
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    610
    Chapters:
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    The first time he met her, he was shocked.

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    601
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Ace grieves the loss of an innocent.

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    English
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    204
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Ace comes home to a disturbing scene and must quickly set matters right.

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    English
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    1,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Ace makes up a song while he gets ready to go out.

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    English
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    1,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The first rescue of the new year.

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    English
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    102
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "He can make you laugh with nothing more than a frantic flailing of his limbs." An appreciation of Jim Carrey's physical comedy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    581

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