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    Legends foretold of cursed Aztec gold aren't anything to sneer at, but they certainly do make quite a story. The infamous privateering Midnight Crew is about to learn the hard way why blood money is best left alone-- and that even eternal life comes with a price.

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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

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    “So what I was thinkin' was...” Oh goodness. It is never a good time for Mr Sleuth to say that. You almost dread what crazy scheme he is about to put into motion, yet both Mr Ace and yourself continue listening anyway. Perhaps you are just as insane as Mr Sleuth's schemes?

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    12/?
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    2015
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    Ace Dick is very suspicious of where Problem Sleuth is getting the money to pay for rent, new clothes, and anything else he needs.

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    1/1
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    5
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    4 stabdads, 4 stabkids, a mob of green puppet men led by a sentient cueball, and a missing private eye.

    Add conflict, bloodshed, and a healthy dose of death.

    Mix well, and repeat.

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    2/?
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    You're not sure when it started. You're always vaguely nauseous, but this is different. You haven't had it this bad since you started walking.

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    It is in coming to know Pickle Inspector that you realize he could be something a little better. Something a little more like you.

    (This is how it starts.)

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    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

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    4/?
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

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    4/?
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    After John dies, Vriska has to to endure the hardships of being a single mother for Casey. Can the Spider8itch take care of a child while trying to get a decent job? Is her more problematic sister going to help her after years of not talking with each other? Can Terezi avoid her dark past from ruining her new life?

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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

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    16/?
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    Sleuth tries to make his boyfriends breakfast, and quickly learns that Pulchritude alone can't make an omelet. Oneshot.

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    Brushing off a lack of memory becomes really difficult when Problem Sleuth starts finding evidence that he committed the very crimes he's dedicated himself to stopping. But with the evidence piling up, Sleuth might not be able to get out of being thrown in the slammer this time.

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    SBURB is meant to challenge its players into growing as people. SBURB sometimes gets an Ace Dick.

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    1/1
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    Problem Sleuth is enjoying Christmas with his team so far. Inspector is thoughtful and Dick is late.

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    Patrick Sloan, a problem sleuth of the "highest" caliber, and his associates "Ace" Dick Dunn and Peter Inesco attempt to hire the infamous gang of ne'er-do-wells known as The Midnight Crew to help them crack a case that has had him puzzled for some time now. --- This limited edition of the ongoing story's first act collects and refurbishes the previously separate Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman, Associates of a Legitimate Businessman, Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman, Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman, and Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman in one multichaptered work for ease of access and new insights. Come read this newer, more definitive edition of the fic that people are calling "hardboiled" and "sparsely updated"!

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Falling in love was easy. Figuring him out was harder.

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    A break-in, an argument and a sick Fin.

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    1
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    Poor, unfortunate souls. In pain, in need.

    Peccant Scofflaw built an empire. You can't build empires without making a few hard choices, but there's no reason those choices had to be hard for him. The trick to successful management is good delegation.

    Yes, I've had the odd complaint. But on the whole, I've been a saint! To these poor, unfortunate souls.

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    Brawler has to go to work. AD doesn't want him to go. There's breakfast and kissing.

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    1/1
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    3
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