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    In the universe of "Yeah, You Turn Me On," Peter Quill touches a soul-mate-uniting artifact, and his soul mate Rocket is transformed into a human. Much angst ensues. What happened in the flip-side of that universe, where Rocket touched the Unity of Souls stone instead, and Peter was transformed into a cyborg raccoon?

    Crack and smut. That's what happened.

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    English
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    3,856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    785
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    Wherein Peter Quill is a terrible thief and puts his hands somewhere he shouldn't, thus opening up entire new vistas of places he is pretty much ordained by the universe to put his hands. Or, the one where Peter is a dumbfuck and accidentally sort of makes Rocket human and kinda soul-marries him, unintentionally. In other words, this shit is all Peter's fault, as usual.

     9/18/14: Updated with Chapter 7

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    English
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    20,737
    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4159
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    For Sam waking up next to a supposedly dead archangel was shocking enough, then he learned that aforementioned angel doesn't remember him, and they may have gotten married. From there everything spiraled.

    Language:
    English
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    43,667
    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    799
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    The Doctor has always said that he doesn't do domestics. But when Rose discovers she is pregnant, the Doctor finds himself changing his mind as he and Rose navigate potential parenthood and their feelings for each other. But when an old enemy resurfaces amid the family bliss, will the Doctor be able to protect his new family?

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    25,562
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1067
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    Sam and Steve attempt to track down the Winter Soldier.

    The Winter Soldier has other ideas.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    680
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    Rule #1 about asking out that cute barista in your family's coffee shop: make sure your life isn't in danger first.

    Language:
    English
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    5,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    500
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    Tony wakes up after what he thinks was a wild night – married to Natasha.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    1
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    14
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    Once again, SOMEONE has requested a Capsicoul fill for every one of the prompts off two lists reblogged on tumblr. The prompts follow either an injury or marriage theme.

    Most Recent Fill(s): [INJURY] Ouch. That is not a pretty face. (9/15)

    Language:
    English
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    14,430
    Chapters:
    9/44
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    925
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    When Kraglin crashed on Centauri IV he did not expect to get married.

    Language:
    English
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    4,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    462
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    Their ten reunion had approached and Cas made Dean go against his will. Cas really needed assistance with the decorations and set up since he was on the committee. Dean still being his best friend could not let him down. Under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol and Meg and Charlie's scheming they end up in a different state. They are handcuffed to each other and married. Lucky for them there was a camera for part of the night.

    Series
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    English
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    5,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    452
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    The podfic edition of "Yeah, You Turn Me On," read by the author, grocketinmypocket.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    351
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    Nora gets Weiss and Ruby drunk. Weiss makes a mistake. Smut insues. Partial rewrite.

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    English
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    2,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    285
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    Mikey’s got a brother. Mikey’s also got a sister. Same person.

    Frank’s in love with a boy. Frank’s also in love with a girl. Same person.

    Gee’s a boy. Gee’s also a girl. Same person.

    Language:
    English
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    32,938
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3343
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    Всё, чего хотел Дерек, чтобы девушка-кассир пробила его продукты. И с чего это она решила, что Стайлз – его парень, после того, как он всего лишь лишь упрекнул Стайлза, что тот не может продержаться без неприятностей и пяти минут.

    Language:
    Русский
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    9,495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1791
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    Dean finds himself accidentally engaged to a selkie; Benny isn't worried.

    Series
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    English
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    616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    135
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    “I definitely need something alcoholic if I’m going to watch my two best mates divorce,” Niall says, yanking a top over his head.

    “We’re not actually married,” Liam says, with slightly more force than intended. “It was an accident. Obviously I wouldn’t ever get married to Zayn if I was sober, that’s fucking ridiculous.”

    The bathroom door opens suddenly and Zayn stands there in nothing but a towel, bottom lip trapped between his teeth. Liam opens his mouth to say something but Zayn holds up his hand, shaking his head. “You don’t need to be a dick about it, Liam. This isn’t exactly how I envisioned my first marriage going either.”

     

    Or an I-accidentally-married-my-best-mate-in-Vegas fic, where Liam's completely oblivious, Zayn's completely in love, Harry's had enough, Louis plays mediator and Niall just wants his best friends to be with each other.

    Language:
    English
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    17,879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    3498
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    What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?

    Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.

    Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.

    Language:
    English
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    19,722
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    7790
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    After a wild night, Chris and Zach wake up in bed together.

    Language:
    English
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    4,298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Just because you (and everyone around you) always know when you find your soulmate, that doesn't mean you always accept it easily...

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    English
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    1,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    275
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    Zuko sat on the edge of the bed and crossed his arms. “Apparently when you said ‘oh Zuko just drink from the silly cup’ and I did and you did that meant we got married according to Foggy Swamp traditions.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,732
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2806

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