Accidental Orgasm
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Murphy discovers that what he's always wanted has been with him all along, his twin brother Connor. But Connor has no idea. Does he? Murphy tries to hide his feelings, tries to be something he's not, tries to be just a brother. But that doesn't work out too well.
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Fucking Fridays by Bearandleonardwrite, iwillpaintasongforlou
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
19 Sep 2014
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A series of filthy, smutty oneshots prompted by the fact that there are over 25 sex- or kink-related words starting with F that make alliteration with Friday just too easy. Featuring marvels such as Femslash Friday, Fellatio Friday, Fetish Friday, and much, much more.
Updated on fucking Fridays!
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Regina discovers a new way to get off... entirely by accident and in an awkward situation. Lots of cute Swan-Mills family setup.
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Optimus is full of sand after a battle on the beach. Mikaela suggests a shop vacuum. Then things get REALLY awkward.
Original post date on ff.net: October 19, 2007
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- Part 1 of Danceverse
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Body doubling for a famous actress in a movie is a good job if you can get it. Body doubling for a famous actress in a movie with Tom Hiddleston is another thing entirely - especially when the movie has a lot of kinky sex scenes, the famous actress is too shy to strip, and you're required to do it ALL.
AU actor!Tom, inspired in part by the new Crimson Peak trailer that hit today. So SO much smut here.
(This story is based closely on the CP movie set, but with movie details and actor/director names changed just slightly so you know who they're meant to be without me using their real names. Tom is the only one whose name isn't changed.)
8/25/2016 - THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT STUCK IT OUT TILL THE END! Tom and Anna have finally reached their final chapter, and what a bittersweet ride it's been. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for hanging in there through thick and thin with me (and them!)
Chapter 39 is the final chapter, but I decided to toss in a chapter 40 at the last minute, just to give you some pretty pics of the pair to look at as you say farewell.
ENJOY!
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John's date criticised his kissing technique, leaving him in a foul mood. Sherlock attempts to sooth John's temper and suggests he critique the kiss instead.
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What do you mean you've never had an orgasm?" John asked incredulously, his eyes widening as much as his mouth.
Sherlock continued his experiment without looking up. "I don't understand why we're still talking about this."
"Because it's important? Because it's fucking unbelievable! And mostly because I thought it would be impossible," John replied, staring at the younger man.
Sherlock sighed as he pulled off his goggles and ruffled long fingers through his hair, his icy blue eyes meeting John's darker ones. "I just never had the urge. My body is just transport and has a way of dealing with it without… stimulus."
John looked more confused than ever before his brain caught up. "You mean wet dreams?"
Sherlock winced slightly, causing John to blush at his choice of words. "If you must use such childish words, then yes. I prefer the term 'emission'."
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This is a list of Tumblr prompts, drabbles, and general nonsense I feel like sharing! Almost all are rated M or above, so please read with caution. Pairings vary, as does genera and universe.
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Sex, Love, and Truth by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Abrahamic Religions
27 Aug 2014
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Hanael gets a new shell and returns to hassle Lucifer, some more. The Magdalenes are amused, if confused.
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Kamaria sat on the arm of Nico’s chair. "Oh, hi, mom. Yeah, I’m fine. Nothing much, just listening to my boss tell the devil to get him a beer." She rolled her eyes. "And my family wonder why I don’t talk about my work."Series
- Part 12 of The World of Nicholas Darby: Raver Messiah
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When Future Industries' board of directors sends Asami to the Fragrant Lotus Spa and Resort for some much-needed relaxation, she gets a much better massage than expected.
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- Part 1 of Deep Tissue
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"Hey Yoosung remember that one time I bit you while I was tickling you and you--"
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Ino gets in a little extra 'training'
She has some ulterior motives though ;))
Porn without much plot"I’m not asking her about her day, I’m asking why she’s intruding in on my thoughts. It’s no secret the Yamanaka’s possess a pretty useful technique, but it’s invasive as all hell. Shadow possession doesn’t hold a candle to it, though that can be unnerving as well."
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The one where Bucky calls Steve "Daddy" by chicklette
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
10 Apr 2019
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Bucky calls Steve "daddy" on accident. Steve really likes it.
So does Bucky.
(this fic is told in vignettes, and thus is not complete, but is also not *incomplete.*)
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- Part 9 of Popcorn Bucket
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On The Bumpy Road (To Love) by violethoure666
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
07 Mar 2018
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Rey has to sit on Ben's lap in the car and he has no chill about it.
This is now a comic made by the AMAZING Rad on tumblr.
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“I...find myself...in need of your assistance,” he whispered, voice incredibly husky and breath hitching. “As a doctor...”
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- Part 21 of Kittie And Gem Stories
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"Keith... I have no words!" Lance gushed, covering his blushing face with his hands.
"I mean, we don't have to talk if you don't want to" Keith whispered leaning in to Lance. He softly started nibbling his ear, which sends an immediate, sudden rush of blood to Lance's groin.
Or the one where Keith builds a blanket fort for Lance because he likes doing cute things for him that he knows will make him happy.
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Fluffy School Days by SonicoSenpai
Fandoms: Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-, DRAMAtical Murder - All Media Types
11 Sep 2018
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This universe is based on Sisa after the Void, the universe in which both Shui and Leaks are still alive and well. This fanfic is based on the AU that is the Snow White Drama CD if you know it, so many characters are cute teenagers. So yes, underage. But YES. I want to try CONSENSUAL OMFG.
There will still probably be some sex in it because I can't seem to not write anything without sex. I'm keeping the rating at mature (for language and because I plan to add the sex) until appropriate. Seriously, though, I'll try to keep it mostly consensual--for Sisa, anyway.
Really. I'll try for fluffy. I need a fluffy story, and I totally fucked the other fluffy School Days story over as far as fluff goes. I'll keep that going, too, but I want one that's just cute and light. Seriously. This is getting way too serious. :)
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- Part 1 of Fluffy School Days
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Commission Request for queenrookandbishop !
this ship will always be a pure special cake to me xd
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Archie is in the prison music room playing his guitar when six Ghoulies also enter the room and decide to get revenge for being sent to prison...by him. Takes place in the second episode of season three, Chapter 37:Fortune and Men's Eyes.
MAJOR NON-CONSENT!! NOT FOR EVERYONE. THE STORY IS DARK , YET HOT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!!!! DO NOT SEND ME COMMENTS ABOUT HOW SICK THIS IS. PLEASE.
At least I compromised with Archie getting off...and his spirit isn't broken at the end.
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- Part 2 of Archie's Lessons
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“Sherlock?” John blinked, eyebrows meeting in the middle and the hand around Sherlock's throat squeezing just a tiny fraction more. He was unsure whether to strangle the detective further or let go. “What the fucking hell are you doing in my room?”
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There's nothing like summer in the city. Alexander under stress, his President getting wary. Something's in the air, you can smell it. Well. This time, I'll tell it.
Or: ace!Washington providing some much needed domination for a subby Hamilton.
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The Leather Kraken is usually in control, but then the newbie flips the script and gives him the care he doesn't know he needs. The Leather Kraken x Gentle Daddy video is a smash hit! Who could have expected people would go wild for two middle-aged men caring for (and fucking the brains out of) each other?
Read the New Guy first if you want more backstory!!
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- Part 2 of Porn with Feelings/PWP
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Follows the big feelings are established fic.
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He gaped, fixatedly, as he followed the shape of Sherlock's spine and took in the state of his twitching stomach, "Sherlock... Sherlock stop that right now," was the first thing out of his mouth as he stared...
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On 01/02/2018 Gem_Gem's external hard drive, full of stories, art and images, stopped working. She has yet to get it recovered. It will cost her around £200+ which she can't spend, that's if they can recover anything at all as things might be lost for good.
Unfortunately this means such stories stored on there, which includes this one, can't be edited or finished until she knows for definite.
If it can be fixed and she gets the money to do it, things will be updated, if not, they will be deleted.
She will make it known if the latter is the only option, don't worry!Series
- Part 14 of Kittie And Gem Stories
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John is in pain but when a friendly massage turns into something more, what might have been a one-time occurrence slowly becomes an odd habit.
There are some things they don't discuss at Baker Street.
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Perhaps the most predictable thing about Sherlock, John thought, was that he always managed to surprise him.
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John loves Sherlock to the moon,
Sherlock knows that's 238,855 miles worth of love.
A story of how two idiots work out how to love one another.
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You are an actress cast in a movie opposite the luscious Loki Laufeyson. Everything's going great, except you have to film a sex scene with him, and all of the sudden, things get a little more real than you intended.
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- Part 20 of The Thirst Trials
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2020
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Lan Zhan's puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
Written entirely for fun! :DComments are very much appreciated! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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21 Oct 2020
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick
by Hades_the_Blingking
Wangxianficrecs post here. (Archived.)Heh, Author always cracks me up, and this is true to type. In which lwj is a repressed, utterly naif, extremely horny virgin and wwx gets the pleasure of figuring that out and then madly pursuing it.
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“I - “ Lan Wangji’s pale cheeks had flushed crimson, and he looked anywhere but Wei WuXian.
“Don’t worry, it’s not that uncommon,” Wei WuXian lied as he tried to ignore the scent of semen. This man had nutted that hard from one little boop on the bliss button? The dream, to be honest.***
“Meng Yao tells me you didn’t order food, so I bought some of his suggestions.” Lan Xichen handed Wei WuXian a plate of dumplings, placed a tofu salad in front of Lan Zhan, and Meng Yao slid a quinoa dish into Lan Xichen’s place.
“Thanks for the help, Lan Xichen.” He smiled a little shyly.
“No problem at all.” Lan Xichen smiled back. Wei WuXian hid a smile. Lan Zhan was quite used to everyone turning into smiling, peaceful, nature-dwellers in Lan Xichen’s Aura, so presumed this was all an average Monday afternoon and stirred his salad.
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“What do you want, Lan Zhan?” Wei WuXian propped himself up over him, so that his hair, still in its ponytail, curtained off one side.
“I… I want…” Lan Zhan panted with a helpless look that fell to one of Wei WuXian’s hands. Ah. Wei WuXian could not help a cocky grin, despite how sorry he felt for this poor repressed soul trying to voice that he wanted to be finger fucked into another dimension.
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Can't a guy just jerk off in peace?
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Dean Smith's Adventures in Inappropriate Orgasms by Valinde (Valyria) for artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Supernatural
09 Jun 2014
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Dean Smith isn't one of those alphas... until he is.