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    In the universe of "Yeah, You Turn Me On," Peter Quill touches a soul-mate-uniting artifact, and his soul mate Rocket is transformed into a human. Much angst ensues. What happened in the flip-side of that universe, where Rocket touched the Unity of Souls stone instead, and Peter was transformed into a cyborg raccoon?

    Crack and smut. That's what happened.

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    Wherein Peter Quill is a terrible thief and puts his hands somewhere he shouldn't, thus opening up entire new vistas of places he is pretty much ordained by the universe to put his hands. Or, the one where Peter is a dumbfuck and accidentally sort of makes Rocket human and kinda soul-marries him, unintentionally. In other words, this shit is all Peter's fault, as usual.

     9/18/14: Updated with Chapter 7

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    For Sam waking up next to a supposedly dead archangel was shocking enough, then he learned that aforementioned angel doesn't remember him, and they may have gotten married. From there everything spiraled.

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    6/12
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    15
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    62
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    Rule #1 about asking out that cute barista in your family's coffee shop: make sure your life isn't in danger first.

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    Tony wakes up after what he thinks was a wild night – married to Natasha.

    Consent issues of the drunk!sex/"magic made them do it" kind.

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    Once again, SOMEONE has requested a Capsicoul fill for every one of the prompts off two lists reblogged on tumblr. The prompts follow either an injury or marriage theme.

    Most Recent Fill(s): [INJURY] Ouch. That is not a pretty face. (9/15)

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    When Kraglin crashed on Centauri IV he did not expect to get married.

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    Their ten reunion had approached and Cas made Dean go against his will. Cas really needed assistance with the decorations and set up since he was on the committee. Dean still being his best friend could not let him down. Under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol and Meg and Charlie's scheming they end up in a different state. They are handcuffed to each other and married. Lucky for them there was a camera for part of the night.

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    The podfic edition of "Yeah, You Turn Me On," read by the author, grocketinmypocket.

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    29
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    1/?
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    32
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    12
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    2
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    Dean finds himself accidentally engaged to a selkie; Benny isn't worried.

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    1/1
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    “I definitely need something alcoholic if I’m going to watch my two best mates divorce,” Niall says, yanking a top over his head.

    “We’re not actually married,” Liam says, with slightly more force than intended. “It was an accident. Obviously I wouldn’t ever get married to Zayn if I was sober, that’s fucking ridiculous.”

    The bathroom door opens suddenly and Zayn stands there in nothing but a towel, bottom lip trapped between his teeth. Liam opens his mouth to say something but Zayn holds up his hand, shaking his head. “You don’t need to be a dick about it, Liam. This isn’t exactly how I envisioned my first marriage going either.”

     

    Or an I-accidentally-married-my-best-mate-in-Vegas fic, where Liam's completely oblivious, Zayn's completely in love, Harry's had enough, Louis plays mediator and Niall just wants his best friends to be with each other.

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    Just because you (and everyone around you) always know when you find your soulmate, that doesn't mean you always accept it easily...

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    Zuko sat on the edge of the bed and crossed his arms. “Apparently when you said ‘oh Zuko just drink from the silly cup’ and I did and you did that meant we got married according to Foggy Swamp traditions.”

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    15/?
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    Felicity cracked one eyelid open, moaned at the shaft of light that attacked her, making her head throb, and gave it up as a bad idea, shoving her face back into the pillow.

    Except the pillow moaned too.

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    Elves mate for life.

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    18
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    96
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    A collection of short ficlets about Nick Fury and Phil Coulson and their relationship. Every chapter will be it's own ficlet.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    2
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    467
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    It turns out holding an Infinity Stone together has long-term consequences. Too bad no one bothered telling the Guardians! Now between being married to at least two biologically-incompatible beings and having everyone in each others' heads, it's not exactly going to be The Honeymooners.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    139
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    19
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    The boys go out drinking and wake up the next day with no memory of what happened at all.

    Or, the one where Niall gets married, Louis and Zayn do poker, Louis and Harry steal animals from the zoo and Liam gets a tattoo across his face.

    Oh, and they're all drunk.

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    15
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    Everyone knows Captain America can't get drunk. That much is true, but the human body is something strange, and sometimes, drinking isn't needed to get in a more or less drunken state.

    Now, Steve really wish that he hadn't discovered this fact in this very specific situation.

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    Comments:
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    19
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    It’s billed as a diplomatic mission, supposed to be a piece of cake, and Batman asked Kaldur specifically to lead the delegation. It’s an honour. And the Rannians aren’t hostile; it really is supposed to be a parade of well-wishing and getting to know your galactic neighbours.

    Kaldur does get to eat some cake, too. That’s when everything goes wrong.

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