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    It's usually Phil that takes the blame when accidents happen around the Howlter flat. He's clumsy and he'll take responsibility for it. But SERIOUSLY- is there any need for Dan to get so angry about it when Phil only wanted to help?

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    "This lissom blonde will entertain men as told, albeit with little evidence of ᗪᕮᔕIᖇᕮ or ᔕᕮ᙭ᑌᗩᒪ interest. In fact, there is hardly any evidence that she processes strong emotions at all ― yet she has the uncanny power to make them think their hearts are madly in love with her mind, soul, and body. To be easily ᗪIᔕTᖇᗩᑕTᕮᗪ by this woman is to distract yourself from saving your own life."

    But is "Prince" Hans' courtesan a coy victim or a carnal villain?

    "I looked into a box left inside my skin and forgot who I was..."

    In an era reigned by mafias, gamblers, Nazis, blondes, whorehouses, and burlesque dancers, a smutty thief attempts to pick both of their locks. Hers should've been left alone, though. Along with those sparkly sapphires, that disturbing diary, and the Holy Grail between her legs.

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    [ Eugene/Hans | Hans/Elsa | Eugene/Elsa | Gothel/Hans | Gothel/Eugene | Elsa/Gothel | -Eugene/Rapunzel ]

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    In which Illya likes back muscles, specifically Napoleon's

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    When Lieutenant Sulu and Ensign Chekov both contract a mysterious ailment, Captain Kirk and the rest of the Enterprise's crew must rush to a system of planets that may hold the cure. OR, Jim Kirk has to deal with the fallout when Sulu and Chekov stop being best friends and basically suck all of the metaphorical sunshine off the Enterprise. And on top of that, it turns out Jim might not be as awesome at hiding his secret relationship with Spock as he thinks.

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    It all started with a lifeless body on the floor...

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    (read this in the movie announcer voice)
    In a world. Where angels. And demons. Secretly coexist with humans. Accidents. Don't always happen accidentally.

    Dean Winchester was looking forward to his last year of high school when he found himself invited to a party being thrown by kids from the private school in town. A chance encounter with a pretty girl makes him the target of a jealous would be boyfriend but a cursed rabbit's foot turns what should have been a lethal encounter into the surprise of a life time.

    Castiel expected to slip through his last year in private school quietly, like all his previous years of high school, but when he's invited to a house party and runs into a nameless omega his life takes a wild turn. He wakes up the next morning to discover he's half bonded to his soul mate and only has five days left to find them before his time runs out. There's just one problem he doesn't even know their name.

    This Fall worlds collide in an epic Cinderella story: You're Not The One I Was Looking For.

    (PS. If you're looking for a fic with an epic romance and declarations of undying love: This Is Not The Fic You Were Looking For!)

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    "Pregnancy disorders compromised her last expectancy to a degree in correspondence with her bed-ridden mother's."

    Following Rapunzel's childbirth death, widowed Eugene must table a union with Arendelle to prevent a rockslide in Corona's economy after the Great Blight of the 1840s. Arendelle's parliament consents in exchange for hegemony and a heir, while Queen Elsa consents to take custody of her cousin's country and family.

    Despite discomfort, both relatives and kingdoms must learn to make their marriage endurable.

    "I'm counting the minutes just like you are, Eugene..."

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    When Spencer Reid forgets to take his suppressants two mornings in a row, it really shouldn't have been a big deal. He had them in his bag at the hotel, and as long as he took one that evening, he'd be fine. What he couldn't have prepared for, however, was the lab the latest victim worked at going into an at least twenty-four-hour-lockdown while he was in it.

    When Aaron Hotchner was asked to aid his subordinate through what would otherwise be an agonizing heat, he'd had several reservations, one of which had been the consent issue: Omegas couldn't legally consent to sex during a heat unless it was twenty-four hours in advance. With every concern rebutted logically (because of course the Bureau had an Agent Consent form in case of emergencies), he finally agreed.

    Of all the possible repercussions, however, neither man expected the one they received.

    xxx

    Or that one time no one expected the Alpha to accidentally bond to the Omega while the Omega remained unaffected.

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    A god-spirit wants a purpose. The Herald wants Dorian and the Iron Bull to learn to get along.

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    Fenris returns to visit a gloryhole over and over when he finds himself wanting to know more about the person on the other side. What he doesn't know, and what this person desperately doesn't want him to find out, is that they aren't someone that he is fond of in the slightest. Anders.

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    Anders is working himself to the point of exhaustion in the clinic. Fenris decides to step in and make sure he eats and sleeps properly. Got to take care of your healer! [Short one shot]

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    There's ghosts on Dagobah, and they mean nothing but good things for Rey.

    On the other hand, they seem absolutely bent on making Kylo Ren miserable.

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    On the surface Peter Parker is simply a college student but in reality/secrecy he’s a superhero named Spider-Man with good intentions but a terrible rep. His rep gets thrown for a loop when a group of superheroes called The Avengers step into Spidey’s hometown. He doesn’t think much of them stealing his thunder... until Peter gets to know them behind their superhero personas and they ask Spider-Man to join their group.

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    John lived his life with his feet firmly on the ground and a strong fear of flying. After an accident on the battlefield sends him home with a wound and a dragon, his new flatmate Sherlock takes it upon himself to cure John's fears and show him that flying as a dragon rider can be just as exhilarating as running on the battlefields, especially when there are murders to be solved and a killer is lurking in London Aerie.

    Rated Explicit for later chapters, check the chapter notes for additional tags.

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    A job fair comes to Hogwarts. Harry is expecting a relaxed day listening to presentations and wandering around looking at posters. He quickly discovers, however, that job fairs, like so many other things, are completely different in the wizarding world. Many extremely concerning practical demonstrations occur--Harry manages to get injured during every single one.

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    Draco's mind is completely shattered as he can't get over the Death of Crabbe, his father's imprisonment, and his mother's sanity slipping into nothing. And on top of that he has to deal with his N.E.W.Ts, and being accidentally bonded to a boy he hasn't seen in a year and six months. while everything is upside down and in pieces, how can Draco cope without losing himself in the process?
    **On hold till' i get my shit together and finish ALL writing Projects**

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    After the destruction of Haven, Lavellan must find her way in the snowy mountains to catch up with the rest of the Inquisition. Unexpectedly, she is joined by a certain imprisoned magister, who escaped his cell with the help of an odd spirit boy...

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    让一个叫Lucifer的人许诺给你七个愿望大概是个不能更糟的坏主意,不过嘛,为什么不呢?有可能最后Jim可以在其他宇宙找到一个梦寐以求的完美指挥团队
    但不管怎么说,他只是希望Spock可以稍微不那么遵从逻辑一点,为什么最后会被扔到前Surak时期的瓦肯星上来??
    也许下次他能搞定这个。

    灵感来自于2000年的电影《Bedazzled》

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    Harry Potter has decided that his 18th year will be the best year ever. He is 'new and improved' now that he has come out to his friends, gotten a whole new wardrobe, and decided that he doesn't really want to become an Auror. He needs to finish his education, though, so back to Hogwarts he goes. But, what happens when Draco Malfoy starts joining him in the library to study? And on his weekends? And in the common room? And he starts worming his way into Harry's heart and mind? Harry isn't as prepared for the rest of his life as he thought.

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    Inquisitor Cadash is being her usual irresponsible self and decides that splashing about in the sea instead of meeting the Bull's Chargers would be an excellent idea. The resulting misadventure is destined to lead to bonding between herself and her grumpy, reluctant Warden babysitter.

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