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The trolls are gods, each one has a power reigning over something assigned to them by their queen. When Dave was 7 he was in an accident and the Soul Reaper made a life altering decision to save him.
This is a choose your own adventure where you will vote from the options I give to choose what happens in the next chapter!!
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- Part 1 of Red Eyed Reaper
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"So what? John, you are in love with this fucking idiot, we established that back in fucking March, remember? Love doesn't wait. It's here and now and you have to fucking go with it when it calls because if you fuck it up, you aren't going to get a second shot."
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A story spanning many years, about first crushes, falling in love and growing up, and all the joy and heartbreak that it brings.
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- Part 1 of The Not-like-that-iverse
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Your name is Auto-Responder.
You are 95% certain that you are the worst possible person to be placed in charge of a small child. Even if that child did start life as a guardian-ninja-bunny companion-bot.
Also your friends are assholes and the universe hates you.
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In which AR gets left behind, dumped into a dystopian universe of cast offs, and has to deal with a dangerous new world and a troublesome new body all alone.
Well. Not completely alone.
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- Part 1 of the cyber!Bunny apocalypse mix 'verse
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(“It’s practice,” Hal had said when he crawled onto your lap, his hands an imitation of true warmth as he cupped your cheeks. You leaned into the touch with a mild bout of hesitance, because as much as it was unethical- it was still a practical idea. You wanted to try, for Jake. You wanted to be good, and what better way to practice than with an almost clone of yourself?)
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
12 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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John is mute and gets bullied a lot. Since he doesn't have many friends outside of the internet, he talks to his other friends on Pesterchum. When they both go through certain circumstances, Dave and John will find themselves crossing paths.
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Life as second-in-line for the throne of the Kingdom of Light isn't easy.
Your name is Jake English and although born with a gleaming silver spoon in your mouth, you are raised upon strict rules, empty solitudes, and harsh battle trainings to keep you on your toes so that the when you finally collide with those loathsome, violet clad Derse scum, you can make them regret murdering some of the only family you have left.
Lately, everyone close to you has been disappearing into secrecy in favor of their more important business and positions than the one you held, and you wonder just how needed you are, anyway.
But from the pit of your loneliest times comes forth Dirk, a perfect angel sent in to you as your light in your darkness, whose lowly peasant of Prospit status makes your veiled moonlight meetings all the more thrilling. He's everything you could ask for and more.
Although, strangely enough, you don't recall ever seeing a boy as golden-haired and triangularly-spectacled distinctive as Dirk anywhere in Prospit.
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Dirk just wanted to use Hal as a sex toy.
Written for sandrock on tumblr.
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After crash landing on an alien planet, Roxy, Rose, John, Jane, Jade, Jake, Dirk, and Dave find themselves as glorified pets to the various rulers of the land.
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Dirk has taken a liking to his late Bro. And showers. Lots of them.
If only guilt would be easy to clean off yourself...Not sure if sadstuck or not, Dirk's thoughts just aren't exactly the happiest ones.
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You’d think that centuries of evolution would make it so that witless arguments between people would be done with. You’d think that, with the flourishing economy, with the healthier and easier lifestyles people have, they’d have less time for pathetic problems.
Then again, you’re not human enough to say such a thing.
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In New York City evil roams the streets. A group known as the organization aims to take these evils down. This is the story of the Renegade incident (2008-2013)
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Mimicry At Its Finest Blunders by heartbrokenbopper for dragonlibrarian.tumblr.com
Homestuck
2 May 2013
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FIC PROMPT: …Sort of an odd idea here. How about Jake pesters Dirk and for whatever reason, Dirk decides to type in red so Jake thinks it’s the auto-responder, just to mess with him and ask questions about what Jake thinks about him. And then Jake ends up gushing in ridiculously romantic fashion. If you like the idea, I’d be curious to see how it’d go from there!
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"Your name is Dirk Strider, and you’d think you would be used to this weather bullshit by now."
In which Dirk sits through a massive thunderstorm, battles some inner demons, does some thinking, gets pestered by AR, and is antagonized by the Condesce.
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When a lost bird and a lonely boy find eachother, who knows how they'll react?
- Words:
- 468
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 102
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Jane Crocker is a heiress to a famous bakery with her future mapped and planned to the minutest detail. Then, Dirk Strider had to come out of nowhere and sweep her off her feet with a rocket board and enough mysteries and adventure to make her have second thoughts. This is a story in which Jane and Dirk take on the roles of Sophie and Howl.
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For a super computer, you don’t know much about being human.
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A series of short drabbles varying in length about Hal getting a body and slowly (very slowly) falling in love with his creator.
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TT: The ultimate objective then is for the two of us to achieve sexual fulfillment with a person we already know, who will not judge us for our freaky shit.
Roxy proposes that she and Dirk indulge each other's kinks. Things go less smoothly than might be hoped.
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In a future where humanity has spread out in their own solar system only to encounter a hostile alien race. After years of interstellar war, the two factions begin to realize that they have started something that will only end in blood and death for both races. The united governments of Earth and it's surrounding colonies decide to send out 'arks' with children on board in order to ensure the continued survival of human race. Little do they realize that the other side has the same exact idea.
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What happens when you combine a foul-mouthed pair of shades with a sweaty troll?
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- 813
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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