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    People find out Theon Greyjoy is a porn star, a really fucking good one. Or, five times guys saw Theon Greyjoy's porn movie and one time it was a girl. Chapter 1 is Robert Baratheon.
    Chapter 2 is Jon Snow.
    Chapter 3 is Ned Stark.
    Chapter 4 is Balon Greyjoy.

    Words:
    6,610
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1035
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    There are many paths one many choose in life. Some lead to pain. But others lead to joy.

    AKA Five Husbands that gave Cersei Lannister her Happily Ever After and One were She made it Herself.

    Words:
    7,682
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2602
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    "Watch and learn, boys," Theon said. "Guess who's gonna get laid tonight?" And that was when Jon got his clever idea, because, yeah, why not, they were going to watch and learn for once.

    Or, A tale of two boys in a wardrobe.

    Words:
    1,336
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    313
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    Some vows break so sweetly.

    Words:
    3,324
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    742
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    Theon teaches Robb how to kiss.

    Words:
    307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    307
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    Four people the fae of Westeros took and one that wasn't fooled

    Words:
    354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    224
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    Jon and Theon fuck just to stop themselves from hearing Jeyne's moans (in Chapter 1).
    In Chapter 2 Theon remembers what happened and that it was totally Jon's fault.
    Chapter 3 is how Jon sees both what happened and right through Theon.
    In Chapter 4 Theon is horny and Jon is gentle.
    In Chapter 5 Robb speaks with Jon and Theon
    Chapter 6 is what Jon does to Theon for being a dick the other night

    Words:
    12,830
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2537
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    Robert finds out about Jon and everyone realizes another war might be upon them.

    Words:
    8,503
    Chapters:
    6/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4666
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    Based on an ASOIAF kink meme prompt, Arya/Daenerys/Sansa.

    Words:
    280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    601
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    This is perhaps not what Catelyn Stark had in mind when she told Jaime to protect her daughters, but this is the only way he can fulfill his vow.

    Series
    Words:
    7,490
    Chapters:
    5/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2779
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    Aerys makes the Lord Paramount's send their spare heir to King's Landing. Everyone knew it wasn't going to end well.

    Words:
    674
    Chapters:
    1/29
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    437
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    An AU where Tywin Lannister decides to remarry after Joanna's death, in order to consolidate his position in the steadily shifting intrigues at the court of King Aerys II. His choice of bride is the recently widowed Lady Olenna Tyrell, currently in control of the Reach. But as he soon discovers the lady lives up to her reputation for a quick mind and barbed wit, and she has a will to match his own.

    Words:
    2,747
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    296
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    Stannis doesn't want to marry Ned Stark's legitimate bastard daughter. Joanna doesn't want to marry the King's somber younger brother. Neither can deny Robert though.

    Series
    Words:
    5,220
    Chapters:
    4/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3043
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    “You know, if you would not leave the window open every night, you might not be roused so often from sleep to see to your half-frozen wife.”

    Ned can only wonder why Cat thinks he would consider this a deterrent.

    Words:
    2,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    490
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    Jon asks Satin to teach him how to suck cock (ok, he knows how to do it, but it's still nice when Satin is showing him)

    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    369
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    Yes, she can do this! This is just a horse, and she was a dragon!

    Words:
    669
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    2561
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    Satin reads some smut in the gym.

    Words:
    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    288
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    For the prompt: Jon wants to try bottoming, just this once.

    Words:
    1,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    744
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    “All she ever wanted was to be with him.” Jon left Westeros to make his own way as a sellsword in the Free Cities. Five years later, he’s summoned to Winterfell for the marriage of his youngest sister to a childhood enemy.

    Words:
    16,839
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6065
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    Brandon Stark is not well accustomed to hearing no from a girl, so when his own lovely betrothed informed calmly, sweetly, but utterly immovably that she intended to remain a maiden until their wedding night, he set to work reimagining the conversation to make her refusal his own idea.

    Words:
    1,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    351

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