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    If you like happy stories, you've come to the wrong place

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    [Book found in the ashes of the Valorous Farms Dairy after the suspicious fire that destroyed the farm. An extensive study is requested. Apparently related to the Dupin, Snicket, Baudelaire and Quagmire's cases. Mentions the Snicket files and the sugar bowl. Notes of the agents K.,V. & S. B. : Cassandre Dupin's case must be reopened. She may not be who we all think she is.]

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    Fifty quotations ranging from angst to pure ecstasy. Multiple fandoms for readers to choose from on a weekly basis. Tons of fun and a lot of crack!

    (Previously known as the Mischievous Misquotations series. Chapters 1-4 is reposted material. Chapter 5 onwards is new!)

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    It's time for the 100th Annual Hunger Games! For this Quarter Quell, the Capital has somehow brought in characters from many different universes!

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    Following the dreadful findings at The Island, Lemony Snicket’s travels in pursuit of further documentation of the Baudelaire orphans find him in the Eldritch Harbor; but while he had readied himself for any possible lead, he did not anticipate the one that now lay unconscious in front of his eyes: Violet Baudelaire.

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    Lemony Snicket, depressed and lonely, decides to go into hiding forever. He is done with the Baudelaires, he is done with the letters, and most of all, he is done with the V.F.D.. When the mysterious little girl writing him letters appears at his doorstep, Lemony takes her in to go against his better judgement and dig up more answers, but in doing so they both attracted an unwanted enemy that leaves uncle and niece on the run and searching for a safe place.

    But eyes are everywhere.

    And the world is quiet here.

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    A series of unrelated drabbles and oneshots inspired by prompts given in various competitions on fanfiction.net

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    Kit Snicket knew many people, but very few offered comfort.

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    1 ~ Twin
    2 ~ Eyes
    3 ~ Fire
    4 ~ Brother
    5 ~ Last
    6 ~ Love
    7 ~ Mother

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    Optimism and pessimism, before and after, truth and beauty. There is no in between, except when it comes to Violet Baudelaire.

    Or: the three times Isadora asked Violet a question, and the one time Duncan asked Isadora.

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    Only an introduction so far, I'd like to see the events leading up to the schism and pretty much the whole story of VFD told from another POV than Lemony's, as he seems a bit too keen to paint his opponents as monsters with no morale whatsoever and poor corporal hygiene. But I'm not sure I'll have the inspiration/will/time (words that here mean "looking for an excuse not to follow up") to write it.

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    In his cold eyes, Violet saw a frightening premonition. A word that here meant “she knew Count Olaf would destroy her family for their money and he’d do it with no remorse if she didn't stop him.”

    Dear readers, I advise you to turn back now. There comes a point of desperation our dear Baudelaire orphans must face, and if you care for them at all you will not wish to view it. This is your chance to look away.

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    Fiona knows, later, when she's lying in the barracks, the Queequeg all dark and its machinery humming softly, that she'll begin to doubt herself. She'll replay the moments with him over and over in her mind, and in spite of the soft pink blush that will spread over her cheeks, she'll wonder: is any of this real?

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    "Perished means died." Steve explained, sympathy all over his face.

    "We know what perished means!" Tony snapped.

     

    Tony, Bruce, and Thor are all children adopted by Phil Coulson when a horrible accident causes them to become orphans. The three of them are forced to move in with their eccentric distant relative, Loki Laufeyson, a terrible actor with terrible plans. Will the three of them escape with their fortune, and more importantly, their lives?

    (A spin-off of sorts with Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events.")

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    Beatrice and Esmé have a misunderstanding.

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    "Cheap champagne," muses Esmé as Geraldine babbles. "She's like cheap champagne with a fancy-looking label, and it’s much too sweet and much too bubbly, but it gets you just drunk enough to forget how much you’re going to hate yourself in the morning."

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    This is a piece of Lemony Snicket fan fiction I wrote a long time ago and just recently reread it and fixed up a few lines and added a bit to the end. I love the Lemony Snicket books and having read David Handler's (Lemon's alter ego) other books (specifically Watch Your Mouth), I think perhaps this is not too far fetched of a scenario in the world he created.

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    After their unfortunate stay at Prufrock Prep, the Baudelaire Orphans are sent to live with Mrs. and Mr. Squalor in a penthouse on 667 Dark Avenue in Gotham City.

    There they make new friends while searching for old ones. And together they face many horrors such as civil corruption, weird tastes in fashion and food, neutral parties, and deceit lurking around every corner.

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    A part of him wondered whether he sometimes missed Fernald more than a friend. He never said that out loud, nor did he wanted to delve deeper into it. Long distance relationship hardly ever worked. Besides, relationships in this goddamn organization rarely ever worked either. Even when the two people were on the same side. His brother and Kit Snicket were in love, yes, but he suspected that they had their own problems.

    Fernald looked at him, eyes thoughtful. Almost perceptive.

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