3 Works in 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins - Dr. Seuss

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

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    -1- When a distinguished [but elderly] scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
    -2- The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
    -3- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology;)
    ( -- any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from utter nonsense [especially if it is sufficiently advanced nonsense to begin with.])

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