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  1. Rec 7

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    -1- When a distinguished [but elderly] scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
    -2- The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
    -3- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology;)
    ( -- any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from utter nonsense [especially if it is sufficiently advanced nonsense to begin with.])

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    34
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    16 Apr 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    -1- When a distinguished [but elderly] scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
    -2- The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
    -3- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology;)
    ( -- any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from utter nonsense [especially if it is sufficiently advanced nonsense to begin with.])

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2206

    7 Apr 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    12 Jan 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    12 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    An asymptotic-to-SGA-canon Stargate-and-others series. (Perhaps "tapestry" would be more appropriate; there are a number of stories that take place concurrently.) I will put more pieces up as they become polished enough.

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    37,458
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    8

    25 Sep 2016

  6. Public Bookmark 7

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    -1- When a distinguished [but elderly] scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
    -2- The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
    -3- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology;)
    ( -- any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from utter nonsense [especially if it is sufficiently advanced nonsense to begin with.])

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2206

    20 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I spent like an hour trying to find this story, and I finally did! Always good for a laugh

  7. Rec 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    23 Apr 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lolcrack.

  8. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    20 Apr 2016

  9. Public Bookmark 8

    Summary

    An asymptotic-to-SGA-canon Stargate-and-others series. (Perhaps "tapestry" would be more appropriate; there are a number of stories that take place concurrently.) I will put more pieces up as they become polished enough.

    Words:
    37,458
    Works:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    8

    20 Mar 2016

  10. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    7 Mar 2016

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  11. Public Bookmark 8

    Summary

    An asymptotic-to-SGA-canon Stargate-and-others series. (Perhaps "tapestry" would be more appropriate; there are a number of stories that take place concurrently.) I will put more pieces up as they become polished enough.

    Words:
    37,458
    Works:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    8

    5 Mar 2016

  12. Public Bookmark 7

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    -1- When a distinguished [but elderly] scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
    -2- The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
    -3- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology;)
    ( -- any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from utter nonsense [especially if it is sufficiently advanced nonsense to begin with.])

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2206

    7 Jan 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delightful.

  13. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    22 Sep 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 7

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    Summary

    -1- When a distinguished [but elderly] scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
    -2- The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
    -3- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology;)
    ( -- any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration;)
    ( -- any sufficiently advanced anything is indistinguishable from utter nonsense [especially if it is sufficiently advanced nonsense to begin with.])

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2206

    18 Jun 2015

  15. Rec 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    11 Apr 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    11 Apr 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    4 Apr 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    25 Mar 2015

  19. Rec 14

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    24 Mar 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 14

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    Summary

    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819

    24 Mar 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "splendiferous flowsplosion" SNRRRRRK

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