1 Work in 13 - Brown/Elish/Horn
Evan Goldman has it good in New York, he's popular, he's smart, but all that is about to change.
From the heart of Manhattan to the middle of nowhere, the lamest place in the world, all because of a stewardess.
It wouldn't so bad though, you know, if Lucy Dunn, the cattiest, cruelest, most vindictive, ruthless, and manipulative girl in all of Indiana (aka: the lamest place in the world) wasn't scheming against her BFF, the most popular girl in school and head cheerleader, Kendra and his next door neighbor, Patrice, who he kinda sorta maybe is starting to like like (but he also has a thing for Lucy because he doesn't know that she's the cattiest, cruelest, most vindictive, ruthless, and manipulative girl in all of Indiana), wasn't suddenly giving him the cold shoulder.
But wait, there's more. A boy with a terminal illness (read: manipulative bastard named Archie) wasn't blackmailing him; the most popular boy in school didn't need his help getting Lucy's best friend; he had friends besides Lucy's really sarcastic twin, Lewis; he wasn't going through puberty; and his bar mitzvah wasn't around the corner.
Without all that, it's just fantasmic that he moved to the middle of nowhere.