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    Enid convinces Wednesday to go out for a one day a year slice of pie.
    Half way through Wednesday makes a suggestion of her own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    448
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    589
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    Based on prompt from AndromediaAzure: Sausage Fairy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    142
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    Five times Erik misinterpreted Christine's intentions in giving him a gift, and one time she actually was trying to hurt his feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,459
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    8,115
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    Extending the canon-divergent universe first explored in Standing on the Threshold, Waiting and Hoping, a series of first times are explored.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,047
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    127
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    Jason was an incredible tease…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    60
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    The perks of your new job were these:
    Cart blanche to decorate the window or endcaps with bands you liked.
    Ability to read whenever the store was dead.
    Never having to come in before 9AM.
    Walking distance to your Aunt's house where you were currently living.

    Also - you find out that the Sacri-licious (sic) Eddie Munson shops there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,224
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    498
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    I don’t know much about guns but I
    Think love stories are as easy as adding 1+1 together
    To get two?
    If Duzumi gets this message this song will be added to my man’s spotify playlist. I won’t care if it’s not though because these are just silly little words.
    On the internet
    On an archive
    No one can make that shit spread so far!

    You might say 1+1 is sung by a Goddess, but if someone said she was so bold to associate herself with that name?
    She wouldn’t be your one and only?
    Please. Do you hear how goofy those words sound in your head? You must not know my man is a professor, yet. That he'd get angry at me for being such a literary tease.
    Like that wouldn't get that man sleazy? For me to put my entendre in his face and tell him to kiss it but don't try to taste? Can he handle this cake?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,572
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Viktor n'aurait pas dû venir à la fête de Jayce.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    56
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    Hermione takes a sabbatical in a secluded mountain cabin to recover from burn out and a contentious divorce, but a malingering occupant makes it anything but relaxing.

    Or, Lucius Malfoy’s man bun is a useful handle for when the ride is in motion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,102
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    189
    Kudos:
    437
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    17,252
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    Patrick wants to do something for Paul
    (1st drabble of the Valentine shorts I plan to post in the coming days)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    157
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    At 30 years old, Nancy comes to an understanding about herself, one that she denied for the entirety of her marriage. Her marriage to a good man, a great dad, and the best of friend. So, when she tells him, she's met with nothing but support. Just one problem. She may are may not be beginning to address residual feelings for his best friend while acknowledging that actually going for it could make everything in her entire life implode. She enacts a tactic she's been using for so long: deny, deny, deny. Although, she isn't in the mood to deny anymore. Now, she's a person who embraces who she is, what she wants, and going for it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,855
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,229
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    492
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    Charlie’s been instructed by Jane to go down to the local butcher and place a catering order for the upcoming Spring family reunion.

    Charlie is caught off guard when he comes face to face with his straight boy crush from school — Rugby King Nick Nelson — who is working behind the counter.

    Loads of gay panic, a bit of bi panic, and meat-related innuendo in store.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1,763
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    I don't usually mix fandoms but these two belong together.
    Jeanette has to be the flirtiest, horniest character I have ever encountered or written so I hope you enjoy it. weirdly also one of the hardest since its work to keep them from hooking up on the spot. More flirting than I have ever done and I have leftovers! There's no dancing as I just did all that with Elif.
    I tried to include a few more Malkavian inspired lines for both but without making them too crazy.
    Theres a few easter eggs for those who know the canon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,986
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    111
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    Ian has something very important to tell Barbara.

    Barbara does not know where he is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    33
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    In 1953, freshly reunited after their 1941 adventure, Aziraphale and Crowley have returned to their Arrangement of flipping a coin to handle combined blessings and temptations. Aziraphale is a bit rusty with the latter, especially with matters of lust, and one such assignment has arisen with an American target - at the height of the U.S. moral panic known as the Lavender Scare. Clearly, his work is cut out for him, but Crowley is here to assist because that’s what…friends are for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,038
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    The confession didn't go well. Now Sunny finds himself trapped in a city with a neglectful single mother, bad healthcare, a difficult school life, and an ever dwindling desire to live. It's a shame...

    But hey, if nobody wants him then I might as well pick him up!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    222,063
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    1,518
    Kudos:
    1,270
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    53,000
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    A mysterious man makes an appearance at the annual Way Laboratories holiday gathering, and sends you down a rabbit hole you’ve somehow managed to avoid for your entire career with the company - what, exactly, does Way Laboratories really do?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,986
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    174
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    Green ‘stache tried to hide his head between his shoulders like the most ridiculous Koopa, eyes going up and down Bowser’s body in a wide-eyed expression, stopping a couple of times on Bowser’s powerful arms muscles and sharp claws, before gulping. Perfect. Luigi was already doing half of the work by working himself into a terror before Bowser even spoke a word.

    He snorted sharply, smoke erupting from his nostrils, and Luigi startled in his seat with a yelp.

    Oh, this was going to be so easy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,599
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    230
    Kudos:
    1,042
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    11,356
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    Daily unconnected holiday and winter inspires drabbles from now until Christmas!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,500
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    417
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,521

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