Perfect In My Mind
Kurt never thought that losing one's virginity would take so much planning. He was prepared for the "Are we ready?" talk and the "Let's be safe!" talk and all the other stuff he knew would be coming, but he wasn't expecting to have to pull out strategic military planning just to get the chance. AKA: Kurt and Blaine trying and failing to lose their virginities until they succeed, with feelings and misunderstandings and shenanigans and Puckermans along the way.
- Part 1 of Perfect In My Mind
"Fine, you're a sex pervert with a heart of gold, Puck, whatever. But I don't appreciate you two taking advantage of Blaine's trusting nature." AKA: Puck and Lauren try to recruit Blaine into their Twilight roleplay. It goes about as well as can be expected.
- Part 2 of Perfect In My Mind