the sexy bandits
Woojin is an underaged bartender that lowkey gets paid to set shit on fire, and Jihoon is a zoology major who lowkey gets paid to coo at snakes. The two introverts get caught up in each others’ orbits through harmless trickery, but it'll still take a fake ID and a wingdog in order to have a conversation louder than their blushes.
- Part 1 of the sexy bandits
Fandoms: Wanna One (Band), Produce 101 (TV)
02 Nov 2017
Don't shit talk any animal, plant, or fungi
Don't bring up Kilitum, ever
Don’t underestimate his need to be alone
Don't interrupt book learning
Don’t tickle his feet
Don’t kill Lai Guanlin
Don't surprise judo flip him (leveled up!)
Don't let him get away with his bs
Don't let him get away
- Part 2 of the sexy bandits
Quick as a static shock, Jihoon wonders if it didn’t even happen, if that numbness in his veins is simply a lack of pain instead of too much of it. He tries to trace the branches of cause and effect that led to this but the vacant look in Woojin’s eyes informs his heart of the truth long before his mind can catch up. Perhaps one of the most expressive creatures Jihoon has ever known, suddenly unreadable. He’s never met the person he sees behind those eyes.
Alternatively: Dreams hurt.
- Part 3 of the sexy bandits