Here is a thing that isn't happening.
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"Well," Arthur says. "Not exactly."
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Pchuh, normal.
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Arthur seemed like he was trying to be nice or something.
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"But you can do a hell of a lot better than that, can’t you," Arthur says.
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You don't know anything about me.
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One hell of a shiner.
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"You know what they say," Mal says.
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That's funny, Arthur thinks.
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That was easier than he expected.
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"Can I have the car this weekend?" Eames says, on Monday.
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I don’t know him from a hole in the ground.
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Anyone else, Eames would pull them aside.
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You think no one ever crushed my heart?
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Arthur won’t lie to Eames, so he doesn’t say anything.
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"You were already conning people and robbing them blind," Arthur says.
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"You should have said something about this earlier," Eames says.
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"You shouldn't take it personally," Tim says.
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The job runs according to plan until it doesn’t.
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"I'll pay for that book," he says, in between kisses.
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"I don't pretend," Arthur says.
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"Bugs," Arthur says.
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