Bad Habits Die Hard
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McClane had this thing, where he went around talking to himself when he was agitated.
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- Part 1 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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John vs. The Toaster
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- Part 2 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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Matt half expected John to have shiny adamantium machinery hidden behind the gun powder and the badge and the constant cloud of cigarette smoke, instead of organs. Human organs. The kind that could fail.
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- Part 3 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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I swear McClane, you can get shot, shoot yourself, fighter jet Mack truck blah blah blah, but kiss another guy and...
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- Part 4 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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Whatever else he might be, Matt wasn’t stupid. This was a date.
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- Part 5 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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This was his Matt. And he didn't know who he was holding at all.
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- Part 6 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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The title pretty much says it. Literal fluff in the extreme.
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- Part 7 of Bad Habits Die Hard
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Look kid, enough alright? For the last time, I don’t hate Christmas.
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- Part 8 of Bad Habits Die Hard