Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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So, a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a ninja...
"You think you're so great just because you can make helpless people walk a plank, or because you wear a hook for a hand, or maybe can teach a parrot to say, 'Avast ye, matey', or something? Well, let me tell you, your lot isn't so tough, Captain Doumeki."
[Alternate Universe Doumeki x Watanuki humor fic, inspired by a piece of fanart by zelas]
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- Part 1 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Talk Like a Pirate Day by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHoLic, X/1999, Tokyo Babylon
10 May 2011
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Once upon a faraway time, in a universe slightly askew to this one, circumstances beyond anyone's control led to a fierce and bitter rivalry between Pirates and Ninjas, but Kurogane doesn't care about that. His only concern is to retrieve Princess Sakura and Syaoran from the Pirate King's ship... where Fai is happily making his life complicated.
"Are you this accommodating with all the shipwrecked sailors who wash up on your decks?"
"Just the tall, dark, and mysterious ones," the fair man shot back. "When they keep staring at me like you do, anyway."[COMPLETE]
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- Part 2 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Slings and Arrows by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
xxxHoLic, Clamp Gakuen Tanteidan | Clamp School Detectives, Angelic Layer, 20 Mensou ni Onegai | Man of Many Faces, X/1999, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
15 Sep 2011
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Doumeki is pretty sure this is a dream, no matter what Watanuki has to say about it.
"I did not throw that banana so you could eat it, you over-salted lout! I threw it to make a point!"Series
- Part 3 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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You Got It by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Gouhou Drug | Legal Drug, Clover, Angelic Layer, Magic Knight Rayearth, Clamp Gakuen Tanteidan | Clamp School Detectives, X/1999, xxxHoLic, 20 Mensou ni Onegai | Man of Many Faces
3 Mar 2012
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Life at Green Market is never easy, but Kazahaya definitely didn't ask for all this crap. And that went double for thigh-high stockings.
"Is that what you call working, you lazy, good-for-nothing lug?!" he snapped. "I'll bet you--"
The door swung the rest of the way open, and Kazahaya was pretty sure his throat had closed up tight enough that only dogs would hear anything he tried to say.
That wasn't Rikuou.
Series
- Part 4 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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