The Adventures of Junior the Symbiote

Series Metadata

Series begun:
2010-09-19
Series updated:
2010-09-19
Works included:
4
Complete:
Yes
Word count:
4,985
Author:
Description:

Tales from the warped reality of megalomaniac symbiote Junior. I'm serious about the warped reality. Junior watches far too much television (blame Teal'c, Junior always does, or O'Neill, there's another good target for symbiote ire) so references to shows other than Stargate SG-1 are entirely intentional. Excessive use of !!!!!! may be hazardous to your health. Mental images arising from Junior's obsession with Daniel Jackson and Sam Carter are entirely the readers' own fault for having their minds in the gutter.

Jonas Quinn is alive and living on a farm where he experiences amazing weather 24/7.

Jack O'Neill suffered no permanent injuries.

Cameron Mitchell is having a grand time.

Teal'c has not expired and has plenty of purpose to serve.

Sam and Janet are living on a beach planet.

Daniel Jackson is still hot and has grown to like fishing.

Notes:

NOTE from the Author: There are some rumours started by poopyheads that none of the events described happened and the words 'Mary Sue' have been used. This is SO not true and so Wrong!! Everything happened exactly as I have written it and I know cuz I was there and you weren't!!1!!!

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