Ray Person's Big Gay World
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It's around when Ray wants to hold Walt's hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.
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- Part 1 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"He's a nice boy," Brad says. "It'll be a shame if you give him syphilis."
"I'll only give it to him a little," Ray protests.
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- Part 2 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"Ray," Brad says, voice all scary and sounding like Ray is totally in for doom. "Why won't this door open?"
"Oh," Ray says, unafraid. "Oh, that's because I put a chair in front of the door."
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- Part 3 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"Are you, like," Walt says, all big blue eyes, "are you like, proposing or something?"
"Right," Ray says. "Right, yes, um. Walt. Walter Hasser. You know what's an awesome name? Walter Person."
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- Part 4 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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Brad rubs his face. "You proposed," he says.
"Yup," Ray says.
"And Hasser said yes," Brad says. And honestly, he likes Walt, he likes Walt a lot, but that kid must have been dropped on his head or something. Probably by Ray.
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- Part 5 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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It's some room, just like any other room but all official, apparently, and some dude who looks bored and tired and like he doesn't give a shit whether or not Ray and Walt gets married, which is retarded, because Ray and Walt getting married is of great importance.
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- Part 6 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"Dude," Ray says, after, with Brad's bed a mess of rumpled sheets in the other room and Walt making them both a mess of scrambled eggs. "You're totally my wife now."
"Yup," Walt says, and doesn't even spit in Ray's eggs before giving them to him, so Ray knows it's totally love.
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- Part 7 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"I am really sorry for whatever the fuck you think I did," Ray says sincerely.
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- Part 8 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"I didn't know you were visiting," Nate says. "Uh. Brad's kind of. Out of the continent."
"We know," Ray says. "Hi neighbour."
Nate, like, Ray thinks Nate actually goes pale. Paler. Something that involves horror.
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- Part 9 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"They're giving us a baby," Walt says dumbly.
"I know, right?" Ray says.
"Oh my god, they're giving you a baby, what have I done?" Walt asks
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- Part 10 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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There is an argument Ray avoids with his face in the pillow, because he doesn't want Annabelle to go to school either, where she'll meet bad influences and learn how to snort pixie sticks or something, and then Ray will have to be disappointed in her and that will suck. But he has to go to work. And Walt has to go to work. And she really has to go to school.
Ray wants to find out when the fuck he turned into a grown-up.
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- Part 11 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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"Crazy eyes," Ray repeats threateningly, then makes crazy eyes at the kid.
"Daddy, stop it," Annabelle says, sounding mortified. Good. She should know not to bring boys home ever because Ray will make crazy fucking eyes at them and make them cry. And not with laughter.
If the kid ever fucking stops laughing.
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- Part 12 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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Wherein no one is letting Ray kill anyone, which isn't fair.
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- Part 13 of Ray Person's Big Gay World
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Wherein there are more babies. And a Big Gay Epiphany.
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- Part 14 of Ray Person's Big Gay World