Loki and Pepper Potts: Conversations, Drinks, and Other Really Bad Ideas
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He does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
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"Stark is unworthy of you."
Sequel to my fic Fascination.
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It should not be so tempting.
Sequel to my fic Unworthy.
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"I do so love your former betrothed. He's incredibly violent!"
Sequel to my fic Temptation.
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"My brother has informed me of Midgardian courtship rituals."
Sequel to my fic Mischief.
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Fury will later think that in retrospect, choosing a restaurant that is renowned for their pies was probably pretty obviously a very bad idea.
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“I seem to recall that you mentioned an idea…”
Immediately follows the events of my fic Celebration
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“It is not well done of you to taunt and provoke him so, brother.”
“But Thor, it is so much fun!”
(Almost) immediately follows the events of my fic Idea.
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“I can’t believe you volunteered us for a bake sale,” Clint says, shaking his head. “We’re The Avengers, not the Harper Valley PTA.”
Sequel to my fic Manipulation.
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“So, Laufeyson, now you know the Terrible and Tragic Stark Family Saga. How about telling us about Odin’s Family Values?”
Sequel to my fic Wish.
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Later, Tony will wonder how none of them ever even saw it coming.
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Mysterious by Kittenmommy
The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
27 Jul 2012
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Tony strides over to his workbench and picks up a tool. “And how about some music?”
And now U2 is blaring out of the speakers:
If you wanna kiss the sky,
Better learn how to kneel
On your knees, boy!“Very funny, JARVIS. You’ve got a very sick sense of humor.”
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Tony says the first thing that occurs to him: “Pepper will be really pissed if you kill me.”
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“Stark…”
“Shut up, Loki. I. AM. TALKING. NOW!”
He rubs his bandaged neck with one hand.
“Or I’m trying to… I have a sore throat because I was just strangled by a god or insane Jötun Frost Warrior or whatever and it is my turn to talk now, Loki!”
Sequel to my fic Hope.
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“So… Angrboða,” Tony begins.
“What about her?”
“What’re you gonna do, drag her here by the hair, kicking and screaming?”
“Mmm. If necessary.”
“Sounds like fun. Need help?”
Loki’s eyebrows go up. “Likely not. I can be a very persuasive person when I am enraged beyond all reason.”
Tony snorts. “I’ll just bet!”
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“Oh, Father. This little toy is so wonderful! There is an internet where one can learn anything they wish to know about Midgard! I want to try a banana daiquiri and eat at the Red Lobster, where the Shrimp is Endless!”
Tony puts his face in his hands.
Directly follows the events of my fic Red.
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No, wait, Tony thinks. Better not offer her a drink… not unless I want another impromptu Katy Perry concert in my lap.
Not that a lapful of Hel would be the worst thing ever…
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“Bruce,” Loki says softly.
Bad idea. Now Loki has the Hulk’s undivided attention.
“Puny god,” the Hulk growls scornfully. Then suddenly, his face lights up with a weird sort of enraged delight. “Favorite toy!”
He grabs Loki by the shoulders, pulling the god up to eye level and giving him a healthy shake that rattles his teeth.
“Hulk smash!”
“No!” Tony exclaims.
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Misfits by Kittenmommy
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, X-Men (Movies), Marvel (Movies)
25 Aug 2012
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“Where are we going?” Angrboða asks.
“Car trip, honeybunch,” Tony tells her. “We’re goin’ to the ’burbs!”
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“Tony,” she says quietly.
“Yeah?”
“Could we go somewhere… ah, somewhere where it is more quiet? I would like to show you something.”
Tony blinks. “I think that would be a very bad idea, Hel.”
She frowns. “Why?”
“’Cause I don’t want to be eviscerated.”
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Hel begins turning the bowl in her hands, murmuring quietly in another language. The gemstones light up from within, and the water ripples.
“Hold out your hands, Tony,” she tells him, and he does.
She places the bowl so that it rests half in her hands and half in his.
“Now, think of your parents.”
He closes his eyes. “Mom…”
The ripples in the water grow, spreading.
“There,” Hel whispers, and Tony opens his eyes.
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Loki takes out his phone. Before he can make the call, JARVIS interrupts: “Mister Laufeyson.”
“What?”
“Miss Lokidóttir’s iPhone is turned off.”
Loki leans back in his seat, frowning.
“Where’s her phone, JARVIS?” Tony asks, and now he’s frowning too.
“Insufficient data, sir.”
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“We haven’t talked to the leader yet… thought you might want to take a crack at him.”
“I would be utterly delighted, Director Fury," Loki replies.
“Yeah, I thought you might be.”
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“What’s up, Pep?”
She’s frowning at him. “You want to take a Frost Giant to the Caribbean, Tony?”
“No, I want to take two Frost Giants to the Caribbean. Didn’t Hel tell you that you guys are invited too?”
Pepper sighs. “They’re not going to enjoy themselves there, Tony. It’s waaaay too hot. Tell me that you’ve really thought this through.”
Some fluffy fluff as an antidote to the past two installments in this series!
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And now clouds are swirling in the sky above them, and Jane grabs Darcy's arm.
“We’re going, we’re actually going!” Jane crows triumphantly. “We’re going to Asgard!”
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“No, I think I’ll stay here, thanks,” Pepper finally says. “From what I’ve seen so far, having ‘alone time’ with members of his family isn’t conducive to His Highness’s emotional well-being.”
Loki looks astonished, while Frigga simply looks amused.
“You are protective of him.”
“Someone around here has to be,” Pepper fires back before she can think better of it.
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“I hope she beats the crap out of him!” Tony says, sipping his coffee.
“Agent Barton already did that job,” Fury says. “We had to give him a little break to heal up just so Hel can take him apart again.”
Tony shrugs. “Gee, I feel terrible about that.”
“Hel will not beat him, Stark,” Loki says. “She likely won’t even touch him.”
Tony frowns. “What fun is that?”
Loki looks amused. “Trust me, Stark… this will be much worse.”
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The paramedics don’t arrive; they just appear in the ER, along with their patient on a stretcher and Loki, in full golden armor and swirling emerald cape.
Phillips is momentarily so startled that he freezes.
Loki is blue, and he’s carrying a box under one arm, a box that is lit from within with icy blue fire.
“Do something!” he snaps at Phillips like the Prince that he is. “The Golden Hour is upon us, is it not? Or so Doctor Banner has informed me.”
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Bruce shakes his head. “This is insanity.”
“So is taking a Rainbow Bridge to Asgard and partying with a bunch of Norse Gods,” Pepper tells him. “But we did that last week. So how is reincarnation any crazier than that?”
“OK, yeah, you have a point there,” Bruce agrees with a sigh.
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Portmanteau by Kittenmommy
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
2 Oct 2012
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Peter Parker: Intrepid newspaper photographer by day, masked crimefighting superhero by night.
He had – quite by accident – gotten a photograph that immediately went viral all over the web and a scoop that would occupy New York’s tabloids – and indeed, the entire nation’s tabloids – for weeks to come.
This is the story of how that ruined his life.
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“Please, brother, say you will?” Thor is pleading, big blue sad puppy dog eyes in full force.
Loki sighs.
“I can make no promises, Thor. I believe that Lady Pepper’s family has something planned.”
“Planned for what?” Tony asks, butting into the conversation.
“Yule, Tony Stark!” Thor answers in his booming voice. “Will you come to Asgard? You and Hel?”
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Paparazzi by Kittenmommy
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Oct 2012
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Stark and his companion walk toward the hotel entrance, ignoring the shouts and the flashbulbs.
“Mister Stark! Mister Stark!”
Peter Parker smiles to himself; not only had he gotten a really choice shot, but he’s ahead of the game, for he knows exactly who Stark’s mystery woman is.
It will later occur to him that messing with The Avengers isn’t a very smart thing to do… and he’ll wonder why he hadn’t learned that lesson the first time around.
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Scars by Kittenmommy
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
25 Oct 2012
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Tony finds Loki in the Avengers’ kitchen, his hands wrapped around a glass of amber liquid.
“Can’t sleep, huh?” he asks, getting a glass from the cupboard and pouring himself a scotch from the bottle sitting on the table in front of Loki.
“What clued you in, Stark?”
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“Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit,” a stop-motion elf is singing on the television. “They can’t fire me, I QUIT! Seems I don’t fit in!”
Stop-motion Rudolph joins in: “We may be different from the rest. Who decides the test of what is really best? We’re a couple of misfits, we’re a couple of misfits. What’s the matter with misfits? That’s where we fit in!”
“Hey, gang, they’re singing our song!” Tony proclaims. He strides into the room, followed by his guests and Pepper. “No, seriously, you guys, that should be The Avengers’ Official Theme Song!”
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“I can’t believe I’m listening to this conversation,” Bruce says, sipping his drink.
“I can’t believe I’m having this conversation,” Loki says.
“So, come on,” Tony prompts.
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“Doctor Michaels called,” Bruce tells Tony. “She needs help with a patient.”
Tony frowns. “I’m not a doctor… and neither is Loki.”
“Yeah, but… she said some paramedics just brought an unconscious cold blue guy with red eyes in to the ER.”
“Seriously?” Tony grins. He finishes his coffee and stands. “Let’s find Loki and go check it out!”
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