A Legitimate Businessman
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The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
14 May 2012
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Jack Noir - I mean Jose Vantas, I said Jose Vantas, not Jack Noir - is a legitimate businessman, just trying to run a damn real estate business and casino chain. But it's the busiest goddamn week of the year, and now here's some damn freaking detective jerkhole coming into his office and just not leaving him the crap alone. Jack needs this like he needs someone to stab him in the eye with a cigarette holder. That is, NOT VERY MUCH AT ALL. --A reimagining of the first meeting between Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 1 of A Legitimate Businessman
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The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
26 Jun 2012
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Patrick Sloan continues to try to hire the infamous gangster Jack Noir and his band of beatemup peddlescats known as the Midnight Crew. He decides to bring some buddies along, his associates Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn. With a lead on the location of the Midnight Crew's underground hideout, Team Sleuth are sure to come out on top this time, right?
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- Part 2 of A Legitimate Businessman
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The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
18 Jul 2012
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Listen, there's a lot of things that Jack Noir don't like. He don't like greenhorn baby sleuths that won't leave him alone. He don't like other gangsters that try to muscle in on his turf. And he sure as hell won't like the phone call he's about to make to a certain vamp in a shiny green and black trenchcoat. But there are some things he just has to do.
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- Part 3 of A Legitimate Businessman
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The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Homestuck, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
19 Oct 2012
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Ever wonder how Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn got wrapped up in this mess? Well, let me take it from the top.
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- Part 4 of A Legitimate Businessman
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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The Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Homestuck, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Midnight Crew - Fandom, Intermission - Fandom
9 Feb 2013
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Our intrepid problem sleuth, Patrick Sloan, goes in for a meeting with Paolo Diamante, known to the underworld as infamous gangster Diamonds Droog. The two take up a friendly game of pool. Or is it something more? Is it, perhaps...... a heavy handed metaphor??? Find out in the long awaited next installment in... A Legitimate Businessman!
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- Part 5 of A Legitimate Businessman