ABBA/Foothills
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Sequel to Honey, Honey. After Rocky is beaten up, Napoleon and Illya take things into their own hands.
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- Part 1 of ABBA/Foothills
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Sequel to Love to Cook (part of the Tasteful Adventures of Illya and Matt). Illya and Matt prepare for a major step in their lives, as does Napoleon.
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- Part 2 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 2,852
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The Sequel to The Day Before You Came. There's a special guest in Taste and Illya's world is about to change forever.
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- Part 3 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 3,378
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Sequel to Does Your Mother Know. Napoleon begins to contemplate a life in Jackson
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- Part 4 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,001
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Illya's having nightmares and they all center around Napoleon's infidelity from years early.
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- Part 5 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 7,690
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It's been a month and Napoleon is bored. He's also concerned about Illya's handling of money. What Chef needs is a little cash infusion. But how best to handle it?
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- Part 6 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,450
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Napoleon takes Chef on a vacation. It's all in the timing.
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- Part 7 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 4,540
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Napoleon reads about a special medical study and decides to put himself and Illya through their paces... but it's not in the manner that you think.
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- Part 8 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 10,719
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Illya's suffering from debilitating headaches and is afraid that his days with UNCLE are catching up with him.
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- Part 9 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,537
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Granting Napoleon's request, Illya becomes a US citizen. Things never quite go as they are planned, though.
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- Part 10 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 6,899
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Illya surprises Napoleon with a mini vacation. Napoleon has a surprise of his own, a marriage proposal
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- Part 11 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 9,698
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Napoleon and Illya marry. ABBA to follow.
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- Part 12 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 2,935
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There's a stranger asking questions about Taste and both men fear THRUSH has finally tracked them down.
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- Part 13 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 9,981
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Napoleon is struggling with his age and he might lose everything if he can't make peace with his demons, including Illya.
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- Part 14 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 12,551
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Matt comes to Chef with an idea for a charity fundraiser. When Illya balks, Napoleon steps forward, only to discover you shouldn't volunteer for something until you know what it is.
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- Part 15 of ABBA/Foothills
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It's hot, Illya's angry and Napoleon's gone. An injury lands him in the doctor's office and Illya starts to reflect back upon his relationship.
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- Part 16 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 2,964
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Chef and Napoleon from Matt's and Rocky's PoV
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- Part 17 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 2,817
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Illya has a bad day that Napoleon is determined to turn into a good night
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- Part 18 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 4,424
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Napoleon heads back East to say good bye to his mother and discovers some very ugly realities about his chosen lifestyle and his life partner.
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- Part 19 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 14,660
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Napoleon's and Chef's first Christmas together, but how to make it special?
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- Part 20 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 3,441
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Chef has laryngitis and it's time for a bit of self examintion.
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- Part 21 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,310
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It's Valentines Day and Napoleon wants to do soemthing special for Chef.
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- Part 22 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 3,789
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Napoleon comes face-to-face with the ugly side of prejudice
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- Part 23 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 4,162
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Napoleon is trying to get a business license and everywhere he turns is a dead end. That's when it's good to have a chef in your back pocket.
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- Part 24 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 6,441
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It's a snow day in Jackson. With the power out and no place to go, how will Napoleon and Illya amuse themselves?
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- Part 25 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,837
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A world famous restaurant critic is visiting Taste. Will their stars remain intact?
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- Part 26 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 3,708
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The last person he expected to come knocking on his door was his sister and his nephew, but now that they are here, Napoleon isn't sure of his next move. However, it may well be a matter of life or death for his nephew.
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- Part 27 of ABBA/Foothills
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It's Mother's Day and the staff of Taste reflect back upon their own mothers.
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- Part 28 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 2,952
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Where better to spend a rainy day than in the attic playing dress up - Chef style?
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- Part 29 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,538
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When Illya discovers a skeleton in Taste's closet, he needs to turn to a specialist for help. In this case, it's Rocky's cousin.
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- Part 30 of ABBA/Foothills
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The flu is running through Jackson and taking its toll. So far, Illya has managed to avoid it, but for how much longer?
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- Part 31 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 6,328
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Napoleon heads back to Vermont for his high school reunion with Illya in tow.
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- Part 32 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 12,359
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Napoleon has vanished after he and Illya are drugged. Could it be THRUSH or someone much closer to home?
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- Part 33 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 12,282
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Napoleon isn't the only one who has suffered from Velon's attack. And one moment of inattention just might just end up costing Illya his cooking career
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- Part 34 of ABBA/Foothills
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Illya puts two and two together and fears that Napoleon has gone back to his womanizing ways.
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- Part 35 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 9,015
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Illya takes Napoleon into San Francisco for some much needed R&R.
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- Part 36 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,154
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It's Halloween in the Foothills and Chef and the gang check into a haunted hotel.
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- Part 37 of ABBA/Foothills
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Illya gets roped into agreeing tp a cook off with two other local chefs, but he still has some trick sof his own up his sleeves.
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- Part 38 of ABBA/Foothills
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Illya finally allows Napoleon to break his one last standing rule of no sex in the kitchen. From Illya's Pov
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- Part 39 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 2,349
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Same as Le Question, but from Napoleon's PoV
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- Part 40 of ABBA/Foothills
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April and Mark pay a visit to Taste and are surprised to find out who's in the kitchen. And even more surprising is who he's married to.
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- Part 41 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 6,661
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Illya reflects upon the night he spent with Mark and the revelations that followed.
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- Part 42 of ABBA/Foothills
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A young woman is killed in a traffic accident and the local police believe that she was over-served at Taste and permitted to drive drunk.
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- Part 43 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,905
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Napoleon welcomes a very special visitor to Taste.
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- Part 44 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 1,655
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Illya has a very special present for Napoleon's birthday,
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- Part 45 of ABBA/Foothills
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Rocky has left Matt and Napoleon and Illya tries to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 46 of ABBA/Foothills
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Illya decides their sex life needs a bit of spicing up. Now it's all Napoleon can do to hold on and hope for the best.
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- Part 47 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 3,226
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A popular gay magazine interviews Napoleon and Illya about the secret of staying in love.
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- Part 48 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 6,518
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- 2
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Coudl it be possible that Velon has returned from the grave? Napoleon has seen him or has he?
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- Part 49 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 12,664
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Napoleon's nephew, Winston, is attacked by a pack of wild dogs and all bets are off as to whether or not his new love is going to hang around for the aftermath.
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- Part 50 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 8,166
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April and Mark decide to adopt a young Russian girl, but she doesn't speak English and they don't speak Russian. Enter Uncle Illya and Uncle Napoleon...
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- Part 51 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 6,277
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The reports of Illya's death are greatly exaggerated, but some rivals will stop at nothing to kill the competition.
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- Part 52 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 5,517
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Napoleon gives Illya an ultimatum - leave Taste or leave him.
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- Part 53 of ABBA/Foothills
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Winston returns from Vermont a changed man... in fact, he thinks he's Illya.
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- Part 54 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 8,611
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Illya retires from Taste and hands the keys over to Matt and Rocky. Now it's time for a little relaxing on a cruise ship - except things never seem to go as planned for the guys.
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- Part 55 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 17,479
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- 1
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A celebration of Valentine's Day - Taste style - out of sequence because I just found it.
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- Part 56 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 2,315
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Napoleon reflects upon their earlier days together and a much beloved chair
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- Part 57 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 1,402
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- 36
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Napoleon goes missing on vacation and Illya is confronted with the very real fear that he might have to face old age alone.
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- Part 58 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 8,615
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- 60
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Why Napoleon should never force Illya to come clothes shopping with him.
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- Part 59 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 740
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- 2
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A night of Truth and Dare - Foothills style
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- Part 60 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 429
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 69
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Can Napoleon and Illya read each other's minds?
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- Part 61 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 634
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Illya is playing teacher to a very special student from the Make A Wish Foundation.
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- Part 62 of ABBA/Foothills
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Napoleon faces one of his greatest fears - an unresponsive penis.
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- Part 63 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 1,768
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Angel sends Spike to check out a possible new Hellmouth - in Jackson. While there, Spike meets two special men.
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- Part 64 of ABBA/Foothills
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A story of Thanksgiving - Illya is feeling old and useless and Napoleon is determined to convince him otherwise.
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- Part 65 of ABBA/Foothills
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Napoleon and Illya welcome a foster child into their home and he gets to experience what a loving Christmas is all about.
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- Part 66 of ABBA/Foothills
- Part 6 of Twenty Five Days of Christmas
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Illya is suddenly called back to Moscow and Napoleon is very worried. Illya is no longer a Russian citizen or an UNCLE agent and Napoleon fears for Illya's safety.
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- Part 13 of Twenty Five Days of Christmas
- Part 67 of ABBA/Foothills
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- 1,696
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Illya warned him not to leave the keys in the ignition, but Napoleon forgot. Now his car is nowhere to be seen.
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- Part 68 of ABBA/Foothills
- Words:
- 701
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A critic is determined to take Chef down. Napoleon is just as determinted that he isn't.
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- Part 69 of ABBA/Foothills
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Chef is exhausted and Napoleon knows one way to make him relax a little.
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- Part 70 of ABBA/Foothills
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A view of Taste from behind the bar - part of the Taming the Muse - Prompt - sisters.
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- Part 71 of ABBA/Foothills
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When Napoleon decides to throw a luau to raise money for the local theatre group, you can count on there being one bad coconut to try and mess things up. Chef to to rescue!
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- Part 72 of ABBA/Foothills
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A new Foothills adventure! Napoleon and Illya are introduced to a new sport - Aerostating! Written for Tamingthemuse Prompt 355 - Dust you are and to dust you will return
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- Part 73 of ABBA/Foothills