Don't Work In Customer Service (All the Patrons are Assholes)
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No SBURB Retail AU In which Sollux Captor hates his job at a stupid clothing store while his girlfriend attempts to hook him up with the patron he loathes the most. In doing so he faces such ordeals as “why is there a giant fishman floating in a huge bubble of water,” “why does said giant fish man come in every single time I work” and “oh my god I just mopped up that floor.”
Includes one (1) snarky objecthead, one (1) cranky demon, three (3) mer-people, one (1) unidentified fishfolk, one (1) moth girl, two (2) fairies, one (1) usually baked kelpie, one (1) sexually frustrated centaur, (1) happy little satyr, and slew of other minor characters that really don't need to be mentioned just yet. Also weird fish sex.
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But You Don't Even Like Coffee by Kera_moondust, ybKitten for Kera_moondust
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jul 2015
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No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”
Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.
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All My Friends are Assholes by Kera_moondust, ybKitten for Kera_moondust
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Sep 2015
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In which a certain mothgirl goes through way too much shit because she cares more than she probably should. Includes too many characters to list, most of them assholes, one of them a perfect cinnamon roll too precious for this world.
Snippets of Kanaya's POV throughout the events of "Sure I'll Check In The Back" and "But You Don't Even Like Coffee," as well as future fanfictions to come in this AU 'verse (so characters/tags to come as the story progresses).
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In which everyone decides to go to the amusement park for Valentine's Day. EVERYONE. Causing various hijinks to ensue such as "Oh god why is there a fish girl in my lap while I'm trying to drive" and "Oh God are those butterflies really tasting me with their feet?"
Includes one(1) overly excitable Werewolf, one(1) disgruntled phoenix, one(1) razor sharp dragon girl, one(1) slightly annoyed object-head, one(1) poorly organized slime boy, one(1) exasperated demon, two (2) mer people, one (1) unidentified fish girl, two (2) moth girls, and hilarity that was definitely worth bringing the video camera along for.
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