You: you MOCK my beard!
You: you’re just jealous you can’t grow your own
You: half breed just gets peach fuzz
You: Altair 0 Rauf 1
- Part 1 of Liefde
Habibi: oh so I get to be spank bank material
You: spank bank?
Habibi: you know, your personal jerk off material
You: would if make you feel better to know you already were?
- Part 2 of Liefde
You: you’re really over reacting
Habibi: you don’t know my mom
Habibi: she is terrifying and Cuban
You: is that supposed to mean something to me?
Habibi: CUBAN WOMEN ARE SCARY OKAY!!!
- Part 3 of Liefde