Phil Coulson's Case Files of the Toasterverse
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Phil Coulson is Not the Avengers' Public Relations Manager by scifigrl47
The Avengers (2012)
8 May 2012
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From the Avengers Case Files of Phil Coulson: Grocery shopping is necessary, Tony's a little too proud of his tech, Captain America's lost on the streets of New York, and sometimes social injustice just happens.
Phil Coulson's the one who's got to write this nonsense up, and he is not their PR Manager.
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Phil Coulson Does Not Bake (and The Avengers Do Not Shop At IKEA Anymore) by scifigrl47
The Avengers (2012)
30 May 2012
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Sometimes Tony Stark makes poor choices. Sometimes Tony pushes his teasing of Steve Rogers just a little too far. Sometimes Steve decides he's had enough.
Phil Coulson's the one who's got to write this nonsense up, and he does not bake.
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Phil Coulson Is Not a SHIELD Recruiter (Except for Special Cases) by scifigrl47
The Avengers (2012)
14 Jun 2012
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Sometimes normal people have interactions with the Avengers that are more than just running, screaming, or getting rescued. When that happens, SHIELD has paperwork. Phil Coulson is very familiar with that paperwork.
SHIELD has very, very strange employment interviews that occasionally involve flying Roombas, and Phil Coulson is not a SHIELD recruiter.
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Phil Coulson Can't Keep the Avengers Out of Medical by scifigrl47 for ashinan
The Avengers (2012)
4 Jul 2012
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Tony Stark sometimes doesn't make the best choices with his health. Tony is usually bad at communicating. Steve usually doesn't end up in medical, but there are always exceptions.
Phil Coulson is the one who has to write up this nonsense, and he can't keep the Avengers out of medical.
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Clint Barton knows where his loyalties lie, and they have more to do with his handler than his employer. Phil Coulson takes his responsibilities seriously, and a big part of his job is protecting the agent in his care from any threat to his well-being.
At this rate, neither of them is going to get a date. Natasha Romanov has other ideas, and the only side she's on is her own.
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Sometimes, taking a job working for SHIELD is the end of a journey. Sometimes, it's the beginning. Everyone has to take the same briefings, no matter where they came from, or why they're there. Some people are destined to play hooky, willingly or not. Some people have better things to do, and some people want minions.
Phil Coulson has to write up this nonsense, and he does not take attendance.
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Phil Coulson Is Not the Avengers' Matchmaker (Or Their Style Consultant) by scifigrl47
The Avengers (2012)
6 Nov 2012
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Thor really is everyone's favorite. With Jane Foster moving to New York at last, it's only fitting that the team come together to welcome the new arrivals, in high class New York style. Tony Stark makes poor choices, everyone needs a nice outfit eventually, and sometimes, it's harder being a princess than it looks.
Phil Coulson has to write this nonsense up, and he is not the Avengers' matchmaker. They could do worse than to follow his fashion advice, however.
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Ghosts of Christmas Memory by scifigrl47 for coulsons-hawk (allyoop)
The Avengers (2012)
25 Dec 2012
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"Sire, the night is darker now,
and the wind blows stronger.
Fails my heart, I know not how.
I can go no longer.
Ark my footsteps my good page,
tread thou in them boldly:
Thou shalt find the winter's rage
freeze thy blood less coldly."-Good King Wenceslas, Verse four
There were three Christmases that Phil Coulson and Clint Barton spent together that altered their relationship. They were tied together by a song, a job, and Clint's ability to become injured in just about any situation.
Christmas is a time of giving, friendship and love.
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Sleeping with a super hero is great, until he becomes a little restless at night. Tony Stark, not the easiest sleeper himself, knows his way around a nightmare, but what do you do when protecting the ones you love leads to unexpected international incidents? Subtitled: lying to Steve Rogers is much harder than it looks.
Phil Coulson's the one in charge of writing this nonsense up, and he does not work at StarkIndustries.
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Tony Stark has been drunk at a few parties in his life. A quick browse of YouTube makes that impossible to deny, so he doesn't bother. But he can control himself, he doesn't have to drink. He can stay perfectly sober for just one night. He promised, he could go one night without drinking.
The problem is, he was the only one who made that promise.
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