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  2. 11 Feb 2015

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  10. 8 Feb 2015

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  11. 8 Feb 2015

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    Fantastic series. Absolutely hilarious. I keep thinking that the author is going to run out of hysterically funny scenarios, and then something like the below mentioned quote happens:

    Clint rubbed a hand over his mouth, smirking behind his fingers. “Sounds like fun. How are we keeping the aliens in our lobby and not wandering the city?”
    “Thor and Bruce are teaching them to knit,” Coulson said, his voice arctic, and Clint had to bite his lip to keep from laughing out loud. “Have you ever seen two hundred aliens in badly knitted mittens and hats?”
    “Cannot say I've had that pleasure, sir, no. Where are they getting the yarn?”
    “Fury sent Hill to the nearest craft shop. It was in Queens. Judging by the questions being thrown around the executive offices, there were problematic questions about weight and gauge and needle size and material composition and color of all things. It's possible she lost patience and drew her sidearm, explaining that the swift surrender of their entire stock of yarn was necessary for national security.”
    Clint lost it. Utterly and completely lost it. Doubled over laughing, he gasped and choked until he could feel the tears rolling down his cheeks. Next to him, Coulson gave a faint chuckle, and that set Clint off again. “You are fucking kidding me,” he said at last.
    “I could not possibly make that up,” Coulson said, arching an eyebrow.
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    “Our little friend Darcy was showing the aliens her iPod and when Beyonce's “Single Ladies” came up on the rotation, they started dancing. Which Darcy thought was hysterical, and she now has it playing on repeat on the lobby loudspeakers, and there's a bunch of aliens in half-knitted hats showing the junior agents unfamiliar with the song how to, shall we say, shake it.” Natasha paused. “Fury is going to eat his gun in about ten minutes, so while I appreciate the epic love affair happening here, we really need Tony.”

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    If you have any love for this fandom and haven't read this yet, then drop everything and read this now.

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