You allow those wacky broads to enter you into the Sexy Singles Charity Auction because you are the most elligibel bachlro
*illegible beachlord. It is you.
(Actually, no, it's Jake English, but whatever.)
- Part 1 of Tenurestuck
An (extra)ordinary day in the lives of Professors Serket and Pyrope.
[Can be read as a standalone story.]
- Part 2 of Tenurestuck