It's Not Unusual
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Perhaps or perhaps not related to the Mystery Cameraman in the series finale of The Denny's Cycle, some sick fuck has taken to having donuts delivered to Mulder's crime scenes. But why! Mulder and Skinner attempt to solve this problem with sex. Goddamn I love slash fiction.
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Mulder and Skinner's weird stalker steps up his campaign of harassment with a vandalized PC desktop and, of course, a musical Velvis. He or she is basically the worst at menacing, including a dead hamster. Mulder and Skinner try to solve the problem with sex, once again. It hasn't made matters worse, anyhow.
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It's Not Unusual 3: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Mallory Klohn (eidolem)
The X-Files
3 Jan 2009
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Mulder's new case involves a thing that does things to things. All deadly-like! Meantime, the stalker makes merry with Mulder's aquarium, another agent makes Unwanted Advances, and Skinner is about as angry and constipated as ever, for all new reasons.
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Skinner receives another sex-related gift from the Photo Department, Mulder receives a crate of celebrity workout videos, and they both receive... A NASTY SHOCK! But not the electrical kind. I'd have said about that in the warnings.
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The maniac stalker finally reveals his purpose, and Mulder takes drastic steps to stop him from destroying everything Mulder stands for. Except, you know, his sweet lovin'.
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Skinner tries to fuck the pain away, but a little case of Whiskey Dick holds him back. Meantime, Mulder's lust overcomes his trepidation once again, and the stalker is... well, but I don't want to spoil the ending for you.
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