Rambleverse
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Wherein bb!Pike attacks his sister and is pwned by a dog by kayliemalinza for gogollescent
Star Trek (2009)
30 Jun 2010
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possibly_thrice requested a fic of "Bby!Pike being ~romantically advised~ by his older sister in, like, junior high."
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- Part 1 of Rambleverse
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- 1,822
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 58
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When Christopher is twelve years old, he falls off a horse and is dragged for a thousand yards over scrub brush and red canyon rock.
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- Part 2 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 585
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 65
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Wherein Spock visits Earth for the first time by kayliemalinza for gogollescent
Star Trek (2009)
13 Oct 2010
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Gogol requested a drabble "about Spock and Amanda visiting Earth, Spock for the first time."
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- Part 3 of Rambleverse
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An overview of the McCoy marriage in a series of moments.
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- Part 4 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 624
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 86
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See title. Set after they're married and before Joanna is born.
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- Part 5 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 284
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 81
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Wherein the Wife Watches the In-Laws Play Baseball by kayliemalinza for gogollescent
Star Trek (2009)
4 Feb 2011
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Gogol prompted me for "anything about the Ex and Joanna and springtime." So I wrote her some happy-funtime-fluff fic, because The Ex is such a happy-funtime-fluff character. :) NB: I am a cruel and filthy liar.
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- Part 6 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,014
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 73
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- Part 7 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 692
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 77
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They both have the afternoon off and the baby's at pre-school. They'd be stupid to waste the opportunity, regardless of the hot Southern weather.
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- Part 8 of Rambleverse
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- 4,824
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 59
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Chaos said: Write to me about Joanna and a hamster! And so I did.
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- Part 9 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 726
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 76
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When Pike comes home after a deep-space mission, it's a difficult re-entry.
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- Part 10 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 2,204
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 59
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Wherein Jim attains a low-level certification in ship mechanics by kayliemalinza
Star Trek (2009)
8 Jul 2011
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- Part 11 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 863
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 141
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It's almost as if the universe were conspiring to get Jim into the Academy at that particular time.
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- Part 12 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 933
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 111
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Jim and McCoy fill out paperwork for their new lives as Starfleet cadets. McCoy bursts into tears. Jim doesn't care.
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- Part 13 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 785
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 120
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- Part 14 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 773
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 125
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aka wherein Jim continues to be an asshole.
Jim (being in a general phase of discipline, self-sacrifice and forethought right now) listens to Bones bitch about his ex-wife because eventually he'll run out of things to bitch about and then he can settle down to the important business of being Jim's straight-man.
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- Part 15 of Rambleverse
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...meaning that Jim is sneaky, not that he has been turned into a shoe. #3 of the Five Stolen Kisses sub-series of Rambleverse.
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- Part 16 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 793
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 81
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Wherein Jim is introduced to the Mysterious Progeny of Bones by kayliemalinza
Star Trek (2009)
5 Oct 2010
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"This is my daughter, Joanna," Bones says, flashing his teeth like just saying the words makes him happy. It's a good change from the hang-dog look he usually gets. "Joanna, baby, this is my friend Jim."Joanna, baby mumbles "Nice to meet you, Mr. Jim," then shoots a glare at Bones as if to say, Why have you allowed this cretin to disturb my slumber?
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- Part 17 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 2,856
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 82
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It's pretty awesome having Joanna visit campus, even though she sends all of Jim's plans involving a mixture of Bones and alcohol out the window and replaces them with plans involving a mixture of Bones and low-fat milkshakes because it's never too early to worry about cholesterol, apparently.Series
- Part 18 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 855
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 62
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Bones wants one thing after an overnight shift at the clinic, and you'd better not get in his way.
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- Part 19 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 610
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 60
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Wherein Bones gets his first set of scrubs and Jim is an excellent rebound by kayliemalinza
Star Trek (2009)
15 Sep 2010
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"Who'd you have to blow to get the shiny ones?" Jim asks brightly, sort of hoping that Bones will say Dr. Ic'acsu because he has a bet going on whether those stripes go all the way down.Series
- Part 20 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,322
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 63
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Wherein Bones is depressed and Jim has trouble with ketchup packets by kayliemalinza
Star Trek (2009)
9 Feb 2010
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Bones can't stop complaining about his ex-wife. Jim has an awful solution. (Most of Jim's solutions are awful.)
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- Part 21 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 481
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 34
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Wherein Jim has an overly-optimistic imagination by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek XI, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
7 Jul 2011
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- Part 22 of Rambleverse
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Wherein Jim encounters another McCoy by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek XI, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Jun 2010
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Teaser: Jim meets Bones' little sister by accident, answering his comm one day when he's late coming back from a clinic shift. They only have a few minutes together but in that short time Jim discovers that her name is Libby and she's super cute.
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- Part 23 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 410
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 52
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Wherein Pike is the Best Advisor Ever by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek XI, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
13 Oct 2009
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See, when Pike threatens Jim with physical harm, that's a win for Jim. If the encounter then progresses to Pike actually committing physical harm, well, that's a lose. Jim's current spread is 28.750% (threat), 8.042% (violence), and 59.565% (neither) with a 3.643% margin of error for those times when Jim isn't sure whether Pike's stylistic method of verbal encouragement constitutes a threat or if elbowing Jim in the ribs is really an accident.
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- Part 24 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 733
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 59
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Wherein Jim is a YouTube creeper and Pike rides his horse to work by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek XI, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
3 Feb 2010
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Bonus appearance by Pike's Very Special Yeoman.
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- Part 25 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,935
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
- 42
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Wherein Captain Pike is a woman and Jim is OK with that by kayliemalinza
Star Trek XI, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
6 Jan 2010
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(but beware, I am tricksy.) Bonus appearance by Memory!Winona.
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One day, Jim walks into Captain Pike's office and Captain Pike is a woman.... She's sitting in the chair at a slight lean the way Pike always does, resting one elbow on the armrest at the same angle and tapping the computer screen with the same finely-shaped hand. Same greying hair, same wrinkles around the eyes, and, when Jim says "Good afternoon, Captain Pike. You're looking a little different today" she looks up at him with the same expression of vague humor and disbelief.
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- Part 26 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,689
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 69
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Wherein Jim sleeps with a girl who reminds him of fruit by kayliemalinza for Re_White
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
2 Jun 2010
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AKA "Oedipal Issues? In My Ramble!Fic? It's More Likely Than You Think."
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The girl's shoulders fit into Jim's palms like the round, purple fruit his mother brought from offworld when he was fifteen, when he didn't yet know what a girl's shoulders would feel like but he wanted to.Series
- Part 27 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 490
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 17
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Wherein Pike is tapped for babysitting duty by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
4 Jan 2011
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"Run that by me again?" Chris says.
"I need you to look after Joanna for a few hours," says Haprin. Her voice is different over the comm. It's been flattened, not stripped of depth so much as soil, cool and tightly packed.
"This is very short notice, Haprin," he says.
"Yes, it is," Haprin answers, and there's a bold silence during which she does not mention that she was sent to the Riverside shipyard on equally short notice. Chris apologized at the time, but it was unavoidable that she go in his stead. How was Chris to know two weeks ago, when the walk-through was scheduled, that today he'd be too lazy?
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- Part 28 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 952
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 27
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Wherein the Kirks are shiny by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
27 Aug 2010
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Part of the "Five Times Kirk Stole a Kiss" subseries of Rambleverse (but beware, I am tricksy.)
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Obviously the skirt is way too poofy to be practical but, as Winona told Jim while she was scrubbing the engine grease from under her nails this afternoon, she's off-duty and it's a party so practicality can take a hike. Jim agreed to a point, that point being a reasonable concern for safety, and he had the advantage of being totally right so it only took twenty minutes to convince her to swap out her aluminum stilettos for no-slip boots.Series
- Part 29 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 810
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 31
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Wherein Bones has a fit and Jim builds a fort by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
27 Oct 2010
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"Jim!" Bones shouts again. "What the hell is this?""It's my Wall of Manly Solitude," Jim says around the toothbrush in his mouth. Sheesh, was Bones even paying attention to his internal monologue? It's like the guy doesn't even care.
Jim adopts the appropriate wounded expression but alas, it's not quite effective in this situation, as Jim's Wall of Manly Solitude extends from the floor all the way up to the ceiling and is totally opaque. In fact, it's opaque due to the cheerful colors of his chosen building material (pre-form interlocking plasteel bricks, all the rage on bleak backwater colonies,) and he took great pains to work some jaunty zig-zags into the design. A man's home may be his castle, but it doesn't have to be drab.
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- Part 30 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,345
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 35
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Wherein Jim is a stalker and Pike is a stoner by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Nov 2010
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"You are looking for Chris, right?" Elena asks.
Jim blinks at her for a few seconds before he realizes that 1) Chris = Captain Pike and 2) Elena isn't going to reveal that Pike's body is in a burlap sack under the porch. That would be an amateur mistake, see, no matter how certain she is that Jim cannot escape her clutches.
"Yes ma'am, I am," Jim says finally. "I've looked for him all over the planet, actually. He isn't on campus, he's not at the shipyards or on a training mission. He's not answering his comm and his yeoman won't tell me anything, so...."
"So you looked up my home address," Elena says, in a voice so dry that the Mojave Desert probably just crept a mile closer to the patch of woods they're standing in.
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- Part 31 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 2,686
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 31
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Jim chooses his peeps by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
8 Dec 2009
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Ostensibly this is about Jim collecting his bridge crew, but really it's about that time Sulu challenged him to a duel at a kegger.
Teaser: The personnel office asks Jim to submit his choices for review and approval and he sends them six names immediately. It's a no-brainer because Jim loves his peeps. They are destined to be his loyal crew and he is destined to be their wise and competent captain. It's an endgame of awesome that makes Jim feel better about how they think he's a little nuts and should be put down for a nap sometimes.
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- Part 32 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,010
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 43
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Wherein Jim and Pike eat lemons and commit mutual acts of extortion by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Oct 2010
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Pike hands over captaincy of his beloved ship... except not really, and certainly not gracefully.
Takes place after the promotion ceremony at the end of STXI.
Teaser: "Would you like a lemon?" Pike asks, and waves a king's gesture over the table. There's a dish of lemon wedges there, liberated from the hor d'oeuvres table or maybe ordered specially from the kitchen because he is Admiral Christopher Fucking Pike and you will cut up a lemon for him if he wants you to.
Jim does not particularly want a lemon but he'll take anything Pike offers. "Thank you," he says and picks out a thin slice, no seeds.
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- Part 33 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 4,900
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 58
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Deleted snippet: Pie for Gaila by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
22 Apr 2010
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Deleted snippet from the lemon fic.
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- Part 34 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 461
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 35
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Wherein Jim Has a Problem with Chekov by kayliemalinza
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
6 Jun 2010
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It's only been three weeks since Jim took command of the Enterprise and already he realizes that there's a couple of problems with having Chekov as his first-string navigator.
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- Part 35 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 1,931
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 104
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Wherein Jim and Chekov are buried under rubble by kayliemalinza for StuntMuppet
Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
30 Aug 2010
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Apparently Jim wasn't the only thing the Admiralty shoved out of spacedock before it was ready. A few weeks before Pike is due to return, there's a disaster on the bridge.
Teaser: Jim barely has time to snatch Chekov out of his chair before the console rears up like some bizarre and furious metal beast. There's danger in all directions—the ceiling shedding plates, the razor blade tectonics of the deck, the viewscreen oozing technicolor slime—and microseconds in which to avoid them all.
Jim tucks Chekov against his chest and throws both of them beneath the console as it plummets down.
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- Part 36 of Rambleverse
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Mutual Profusion of Good Feeling (aka Wherein the Aliens have a Flair for Mood Lighting) by kayliemalinza
Star Trek (2009)
18 Dec 2009
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Jim is a brat, Pike is resigned yet wily, and the aliens have a flair for mood lighting.
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- Part 37 of Rambleverse
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Gaila wakes up itchy at 0530 and moans when she looks in the mirror. Her belly is splotched with yellow and red. At her waist the skin is brittle, dried-out brown, and crumbles when she bends. She thinks for several panicky moments that she is ill, but as she prods at her limbs and breasts, tugs the roots of her hair, tests the edges of her eyesight, she realizes she is molting.
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- Part 38 of Rambleverse
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Wherein Winona helps Pike get comfortable with his lady-parts by kayliemalinza
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Oct 2010
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Pike is temporarily female bodied. That kind of thing just happens in space, ok, and Winona has experience with waking up as the wrong sex, so she offers to help him out. Pike, despite his better judgment, accepts.
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- Part 39 of Rambleverse
- Words:
- 4,274
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 24
