After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
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After Elimination Dance (an intermission) by livrelibre for thingswithwings
Elimination Dance - Michael Ondaatje
10 Dec 2010
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Multifandom drabble explosion for thingswithwings' birthday based on Elimination Dance, a poem by Michael Ondaatje. The versions I found online seems to have slightly different verses included so I combined what I could find. For more info see Master Post: After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
Ratings: Gen to Adult
Content notes: IDEK? I tried to put some on the individual drabbles.
ETA: Read them all at once here or use the series link to read individual drabbles. All drabble titles from poem.
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Men who shave off beards in stages, pausing to take photographs by livrelibre
MythBusters RPF
10 Dec 2010
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- Words:
- 147
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 41
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American rock stars who wear Toronto Maple Leaf hockey sweaters by livrelibre
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)
10 Dec 2010
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- Words:
- 51
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 14
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Those who (while visiting a foreign country) have lost the end of a Q-tip in their ear and have been unable to explain their problem by livrelibre
Farscape
10 Dec 2010
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- Words:
- 348
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
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Gentlemen who have placed a microphone beside a naked woman's stomach after lunch and later, after slowing down the sound considerably, have sold these noises on the open market as whale songs by livrelibre
Hustle
10 Dec 2010
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- Words:
- 189
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 35
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All actors and poets who spit into the first row while they perform by livrelibre
Cradle Will Rock (1999)
10 Dec 2010
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- Words:
- 282
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- 1/1
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- 8
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Anyone who has mistaken a flasher’s penis for a loaf of bread while cycling through France by livrelibre
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
10 Dec 2010
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- Words:
- 323
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 42
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Men who fear to use an electric lawn-mower feeling they could drowse off and be dragged by it into a swimming pool by livrelibre
Pinky and the Brain
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 10 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
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- 1/1
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- 17
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Any dinner guest who has consumed the host’s missing contact lens along with the dessert by livrelibre
Dead Zone
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 11 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 325
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 14
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Any person who has had the following dream. You are in a subway station of a major city. At the far end you see a coffee machine. You put in two coins. The Holy Grail drops down. Then blood pours into the chalice. by livrelibre
The X-Files
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 12 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 100
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- 5
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- Part 13 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
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All those belle-lettrists who feel that should have been 'an urine sample' by livrelibre
Bloomsbury Group RPF
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 14 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 107
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 21
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Any person who has noticed and then become obsessed with the fly crawling over Joan Fontaine’s blouse during a key emotional scene in September Affair by livrelibre
Teknolust (2002)
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 15 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 185
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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Anyone who has had to step into an elevator with all of the Irish Rovers by livrelibre
Canadian Actor RPF
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 16 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 29
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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Those who have filled in a bilingual and confidential pig survey from Statistics Canada. (Une enquệte sur les porcs, strictement confidentielle) by livrelibre
due South
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 17 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 106
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- 1/1
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- 16
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Those who have written to the age old brotherhood of Rosicrucians for a free copy of their book 'The Mastery of Life' in order to release the inner consciousness and to experience (in the privacy of the home) momentary flights of consciousness by livrelibre
Doctor Who
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 18 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 114
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- 1/1
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- 7
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- Part 19 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 200
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- 1/1
- Hits:
- 13
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- Part 20 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 89
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 17
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Any university professor who has danced with a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Jean Genet by livrelibre
Canadian Actor RPF
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 21 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 191
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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Those who have unintentionally locked themselves within a sleeping bag at a camping goods store by livrelibre
Psych
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 22 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 222
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 33
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Any woman whose i.u.d. has set off an alarm system at the airport by livrelibre
V (2009)
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 23 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 226
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 17
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Those who, after a swim, find the sensation of water dribbling out of their ears erotic by livrelibre
Avatar: The Last Airbender
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 24 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
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- Part 25 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 153
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 15
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Women who gave up the accordion because of pinched breasts by livrelibre
Tipping the Velvet - Sarah Waters
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 26 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 123
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 32
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Those who have pissed out of the back of moving trucks by livrelibre
Diarios de Motocicleta | Motorcycle Diaries (2004)
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 27 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 208
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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Those who have woken to find the wet footprints of a peacock across their kitchen floor by livrelibre
Chì bì | Red Cliff (2008)
10 Jan 2010
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- Part 28 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 137
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 27
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Anyone whose knees have been ruined as a result of performing sexual acts in elevators by livrelibre
Last Night (1998)
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 29 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 46
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 6
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Those who have so much as contemplated the possibility of creeping up to one’s enemy with two Bic lighters, pressing simultaneously the butane switches— one into each nostril— and so gassing him to death by livrelibre
The Middleman (TV)
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 30 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 255
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- 1/1
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- 20
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- Part 31 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 73
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- 6
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Anyone who has been hired as a 'professional beater' and frightened grouse in the direction of the Queen Mother by livrelibre
Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 32 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 89
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- 1/1
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- 13
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Any lover who has gone into a flower shop on Valentine's Day and asked for clitoris when he meant clematis by livrelibre
White Collar
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 33 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 278
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 42
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Anyone who has consumed a dog’s heart pills during seasons of passion by livrelibre
When Night is Falling (1995)
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 34 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 77
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- 1/1
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- 17
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Those who have come across their own telephone numbers underneath terse insults or compliments in the washroom of the Bay Street Bus Terminal by livrelibre
Doctor Who, Torchwood
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 35 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 48
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- 1/1
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- 13
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Those who have used the following techniques of seduction: by livrelibre
Doctor Who, Torchwood
10 Dec 2010
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Those who have used the following techniques of seduction:
-small talk at a falconry convention
-entering a spa town disguised as Ford Madox Ford
-making erotic rotations of the pelvis, backstage, during the storm scene of King Lear
-underlining suggestive phrases in the prefaces of Joseph ConradSeries
- Part 36 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
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- 96
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- 1/1
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Anyone who has testified as a character witness for a dog in a court of law by livrelibre
Sarah Jane Adventures
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 37 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 112
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 22
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Any writer who has been photographed for the jacket of a book in one of the following poses by livrelibre
Bloomsbury Group RPF
10 Dec 2010
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"Any writer who has been photographed for the jacket of a book in one of the following poses: sitting in the back of a 1956 Dodge with two roosters; in a tuxedo with the Sydney Opera House in the distance; studying the vanishing point on a jar of Dutch Cleanser; against a gravestone with dramatic back lighting; with a false nose on; in the vicinity of Macchu Pichu; or sitting in a study and looking intensely at one's own book "
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- Part 38 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 57
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
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The person who borrowed my Martin Beck thriller, read it in a sauna which melted the glue off the spine so the pages drifted to the floor, stapled them together and returned the book, thinking I wouldn’t notice by livrelibre
Black Books
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 39 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 57
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 33
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Any person who has burst into tears at the Liquor Control Board by livrelibre
Kappa Child - Hiromi Goto
10 Dec 2010
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Allusions to abuse
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- Part 40 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 314
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- 1/1
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- 12
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Anyone with pain by livrelibre
Supernatural, Doctor Who, Valdemar series - Mercedes Lackey, Avatar: The Last Airbender
10 Dec 2010
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- Part 41 of After Elimination Dance (an intermission)
- Words:
- 50
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 35