Constant Vigilance
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Erik/Charles; Charles knows how to solve a problem.
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- Part 1 of Constant Vigilance
- Words:
- 588
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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Lonely Island is magic, and the children are skilled in a variety of ways.
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- Part 2 of Constant Vigilance
- Words:
- 1,888
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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- 687
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For this prompt: One of the kids walks in on the two right as the money shot occurs, leading to massive awkwardness and oh god I saw Erik's dick and I saw him jizz and it landed on his face and oh god he liked it grossgrossgross
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- Part 3 of Constant Vigilance
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It's Hank's fault. It's always Hank's fault except when it's Sean's, Angel's, Raven's, Erik's, Charles', Alex', or Darwin's fault, and it is their fault.
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- Part 4 of Constant Vigilance
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It's safe to say that behind the black rayban's Sean is sporting bloodshot red-rimmed eyes. And it's safe to say that as he sits at the kitchen table, somehow cushioned between Hank and Raven, that it is not the plate of eggs and bacon before him that he is contemplating. Rather, it's safe to say that, it is the bottle of vodka cooling in the freezer that has him transfixed.
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- Part 5 of Constant Vigilance
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Sean's tired of everyone thinking he's stoned all the time, but he recognizes that it does have its uses.
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- Part 6 of Constant Vigilance
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- 672
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- 1/1
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- 327
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Sean serenades her with Dr. Hook, but that only makes her give him a strange look and say, "You can sing?"
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- Part 7 of Constant Vigilance