Dean's at Bobby's for Thanksgiving - something he and Sam only manage once in, like, five blue moons - when it happens.
'It' being the appearance of a ridiculously tall, ridiculously hot woman in the kitchen. Although she'd probably be a lot hotter if she wasn't wearing a trenchcoat.
And a. A tie.
"Dean," says the woman, in that monotone, and -
"Ha," says Dean, "see, that's - that's really good. I mean, you almost got me thinking - but you aren't, obviously, 'cause that's. That's just. Crazy."
The woman looks at him. Her eyes aren't even a little bit blue.
- Part 1 of Displacement
Castiel masters the art of obliviousness. Dean masters the art of displacement.
- Part 2 of Displacement