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John McClane is an Asshole

Series Metadata

Series begun:: 2009-12-15
Series updated:: 2010-02-08
Works included:: 4
Complete:: No
Word count:: 6,060
Author:: Annie D (scaramouche)

Listing Series

You Better Watch Out by Annie D (scaramouche)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
14 Dec 2009
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Summary

Matt wasn't expecting this at all from McClane.

Series
- Part 1 of John McClane is an Asshole
Words:

2,201

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

11
You Better Not Cry by Annie D (scaramouche)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
28 Dec 2009
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Summary

Matt and Lucy talk about John. It doesn't go as Matt expected.

Series
- Part 2 of John McClane is an Asshole
Words:

802

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

9
You Better Not Pout (I'm Telling You Why) by Annie D (scaramouche)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
11 Jan 2010
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Summary

Matt decides to confront John, and then there's fighting words.

Series
- Part 3 of John McClane is an Asshole
Words:

1,612

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

7
He's Making a List by Annie D (scaramouche)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
8 Feb 2010
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Summary

John attempts official courtship of Matt.

Series
- Part 4 of John McClane is an Asshole
Words:

1,445

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

23