Collegestuck
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Six sweeps old Karkat is frustrated with just being palhonchos with John, but can't seem to find a way to move beyond that relationship.
Through wacky space-time hijinks, he ends up in a future with 30 y.o John and similarly aged himself, and they are matesprits. And little Karkat cannot believe that John grows up into this rather sensible seeming stupidly handsome guy, or that his future self is so calm seeming too. Also tall. And grown up. Karkat may actually hate this future Karkat more then any others. And how dare they be so perfect together, when all he and his John do is argue over romcoms.
So, for science, and totally not because the idea gets him hot, why would you suggest that, present Karkat sneakily observes his future self and future John mating. So he can figure out what he is doing wrong with his John!
(Originally written for the meme.)
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- Part 1 of Collegestuck
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Jade takes note of the whole new world they've made. And of the people in it.
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- Part 2 of Collegestuck
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Choosing dorms. John has some ideas.
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- Part 3 of Collegestuck
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Filling out the Roommate Agreement form.
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- Part 4 of Collegestuck
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Dave isn’t sure when it started. When sparring on the roof became making out on the roof. When fighting to keep away became fighting to get as close as possible.
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- Part 5 of Collegestuck
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"I need a cover."
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- Part 6 of Collegestuck
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The “momentous occasion” date, and a little bit more.
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- Part 7 of Collegestuck
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Part of him can’t believe he’s about to do this.
The other part can’t believe he hasn’t done this sooner.
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- Part 8 of Collegestuck
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The morning routine, lunch, and horn-grabbing. Oops.
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- Part 9 of Collegestuck
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And while he was never her favorite, time passes, and everything was made better in the end, and she’s also more than curious to know why he’s here, of all places. Here, and she never knew.
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- Part 10 of Collegestuck
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To be fair, it’s not really her theater party, so he can’t blame her for the way John has maybe had a little too much to drink and has immersed himself in a crowd that is way too intent upon getting their hands all over what belongs to him.
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- Part 11 of Collegestuck
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Suddenly, Dave has what is simultaneously the most brilliant and terrible idea yet.
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- Part 12 of Collegestuck
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He hasn't learned from the previous nights. It's that, or he hopes he frightened her off yesterday. Eridan comes walking down the same path, messenger bag swinging at his side, and this time, he freezes to the sound of a pistol cocking.
She has to admire the way he manages to look both unimpressed and afraid at the same time.
"Are you serious? You can't be serious."
"Walk, mister."
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- Part 13 of Collegestuck
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"Mind if I borrow your roommate? Not to, like, thexthile you or anything."
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- Part 14 of Collegestuck
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"Ask already. I know you want to."
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- Part 15 of Collegestuck
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"Supremely uncool, Tavbro. Molestin' a guy in his sleep."
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- Part 16 of Collegestuck
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Sometime between the second and third cup of tea, Eridan starts humming again. It's soothing just as before, the sound of it rocking her like a lullaby.
She hopes she remembers to tell him how much it helps.
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- Part 17 of Collegestuck